Adventures in Pussy

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    Jan 22, 2013 8:55 AM GMT
    Hahaha..... SO will not be a popular topic...

    I was just discussing with a female friend about porn... Straight and gay...and the conversation veered off into this "squirting" obsession a lot of straight men have. She found it gross. I then regaled her with my take of my only time with pussy..which was with an FTM, and I litterally dove right into pre-op tranny vaginal orifice territory..ate him out..and it wasn't bad. Pussy smelled like dick and balls... and after 10 minutes a thin stream spritzed out onto my face.. it was like how a skunk will spray out it's ass when scared.. I retracted my two fingers and thumb from the majayjay..hopped up and semi-screamed. "My eyes! My eyes!" and started fumbling around til i reached the bathroom... "He" was already like passed out with pants down leaving me alone to figure out what had just happened. it's a thin liquid..metallic tasting. It felt like Bio-warfare. I could not see for a good 15 minutes. Beware of the pussy squirt.

    For guys who have dared to go near the Vajayjay.. i dare to tell your tales of playing on the opposite sex battlefield.. or even tales when prehaps you were flashed some pussy...surprise pussy! This thread is all about V and the gay man who had the fortune or misfortune to cross the snatch path.

    Plus.. i just felt like grossing out a few Rj'ers and wait for some pussy freak out replies.

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  • Beeftastic

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    Jan 22, 2013 8:29 PM GMT
    Standard issue pussy does kind of freak me out. But some FTM boys are pretty darn hot and intrigue me. Some have this strong masculine energy that is exactly the kind that gets me hard with natural guys. I live in a area where there are a lot of FTMs.

    I have kind of fantasized what it would be like to fuck one with original equipment downstairs. I'm not sure that I could go through with it though.
  • Puppymuncher

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    Jan 23, 2013 3:22 PM GMT
    Somehow your post reminded me of this.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfYmTJYdeTw

    May it freak you out as much as it did me the first time I watched it.
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    Jan 24, 2013 4:52 AM GMT



    This was HILARIOUS. She must have douched with a bottle of Mr.Bubbles by accident.
  • Kairr

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    Jan 24, 2013 6:03 AM GMT
    Puppymuncher saidSomehow your post reminded me of this.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfYmTJYdeTw

    May it freak you out as much as it did me the first time I watched it.




    The..... whoat???? WHY????
  • Beeftastic

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    Jan 24, 2013 8:57 AM GMT
    That's the deadly clamydia bubbles!
  • Kriss

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    Jan 25, 2013 8:11 AM GMT
    I could not stop laughing after he caught the fan and said it scared him HAHAHAHHAHAH