The Official 2013 Jmusmc85 Roast

  • HottJoe

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    Jan 25, 2013 5:44 PM GMT
    No one expects him to make it to 2014 so I thought I best get it started.icon_cool.gif
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    Jan 25, 2013 5:45 PM GMT
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    Jan 25, 2013 5:48 PM GMT
    Jmusmc85 is so gay has to douche out of his mouth

    This is probably one of the few roasts where the apple is gagging the man of the hour instead of the pig.

    More people have seen Jmusmc85 anus then Uranus
  • HottJoe

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    Jan 25, 2013 5:54 PM GMT
    He pays $75 for a haircut even though he wears a hat.

    He's not tall enough to go on all the rides.
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    Jan 25, 2013 5:56 PM GMT
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    Jan 25, 2013 6:00 PM GMT
    People would rather date a disease ridden rat than Jmusmc85.

    Jmusmc85 only joined the marines because he thought the slogan was only meant for gay people "The Proud, the few, the marines"

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    Jan 25, 2013 6:13 PM GMT
    Only me and HottJoe cared enough to show up...and we had nothing to do today!
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    Jan 25, 2013 6:17 PM GMT
    Jmusmc85 pays $73 for a gym membership but he says "I don’t exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor."
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    Jan 25, 2013 6:21 PM GMT
    I invited Jmusc over to my place and I told him that my house was his house, and he said, “Get the hell off my property.”” icon_eek.gif
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    Jan 25, 2013 6:22 PM GMT
    Some say that Jmusc was dropped as a baby. Me thinks he was thrown as a baby!
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    Jan 25, 2013 6:23 PM GMT
    His love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese. Most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
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    Jan 25, 2013 6:24 PM GMT
    His sex life is so bad, his G-spot has been declared a historical landmark.
  • HottJoe

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    Jan 25, 2013 6:25 PM GMT
    He eats such spicy food that when you fuck him your cock feels like it's on fire.icon_evil.gif
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    Jan 25, 2013 6:28 PM GMT
    HottJoe saidHe eats such spicy food that when you fuck him your cock feels like it's on fire.icon_evil.gif

    Use Guacamole as lube. It's cooling and race appropriate.
  • MikeW

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    Jan 25, 2013 6:28 PM GMT
    jmusmc85's sex advice thread leaves a lot to be desired. I mean, he didn't even suggest I try topping my Doberman to find out if he is gay or just a dom straight dawg. icon_confused.gif
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    Jan 25, 2013 7:20 PM GMT
    Let’s just hope jmusmc85 has a sense of humour when we’re done with him.

    For his pleasure, a photo entitled “spit roast that little slut” from Google image search.
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    Obviously Rad (being the über top) is on the left and HottJoe (being super hung) is on the right…
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    Jan 25, 2013 7:51 PM GMT
    Jmusmc85 moved to Miami from Texas. Not quite Mexico, but eventually he'll get it right.
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    Jan 25, 2013 8:39 PM GMT
    JimmyMTL saidLet’s just hope jmusmc85 has a sense of humour when we’re done with him.

    For his pleasure, a photo entitled “spit roast that little slut” from Google image search.
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    Obviously Rad (being the über top) is on the left and HottJoe (being super hung) is on the right…


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  • RaggedyMan

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    Jan 25, 2013 9:07 PM GMT
    he’s one of those rare rj celebrities so famous that he’s referred to by just one name: bitch.

  • HottJoe

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    Jan 25, 2013 9:09 PM GMT
    yourname2000 saidLeave Jmusmc85 alone!

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    Of all the people to not get it.icon_eek.gificon_evil.gificon_confused.gif
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    Jan 25, 2013 9:17 PM GMT
    I don't see a fucking buffet table, what kind of fucking roast is this icon_confused.gif
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    Jan 25, 2013 9:51 PM GMT
    Ugh. I have a long night of work ahead of me. When I get back I better see better insults!!


    I want to be in tears!!!
  • HottJoe

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    Jan 25, 2013 9:55 PM GMT
    jmusmc85 saidUgh. I have a long night of work ahead of me. When I get back I better see better insults!!


    I want to be in tears!!!


    Like how you made your mama cry in sadness when she first laid eyes on you???
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    Jan 25, 2013 11:16 PM GMT
    i want a roast too icon_sad.gif
  • CityofDreams

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    Jan 25, 2013 11:19 PM GMT
    McQueen saidi want a roast too icon_sad.gif


    You are undeserving of one, you big weenie (pun intended)! icon_lol.gif