The 8 Greatest Wars Ever Fought by Fox News

  • TheBizMan

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    Jan 27, 2013 4:18 AM GMT
    A great read for some lulz

    http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-greatest-wars-ever-fought-by-fox-news/
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    Jan 27, 2013 3:26 PM GMT
    Republican lawmakers get all the intercourse they require from one another in public restrooms, so it's left them with no need for sexually active women. They think ovaries are the parts of the turkey that minorities eat. If you show Republican congressmen a picture of the female reproductive system, they tell you that's no way to tie a bow tie. They sometimes mix up the words "rape" and "Wednesday." Yet despite all this, they've decided they should legislate everything a woman does with her vagina.

    As you've noticed from this article, when the Democratic government tries to regulate or deregulate anything from cars to junk food to killing bald eagles, it's called a war. When the Republican side does it, it's so totally not. They spent a lot of last year trying to convince viewers how ridiculous it was to refer to all these cervix-oppressing laws as a War on Women.


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  • rnch

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    Jan 27, 2013 4:20 PM GMT
    Fox Feaux News is a great source of ENTERTAINMENT...NOT a crediable, unbiased, honest news source.


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    Jan 27, 2013 4:46 PM GMT
    rnch saidFox Feaux News is a great source of ENTERTAINMENT...NOT a crediable, unbiased, honest news source.


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    Try telling that to their devoted audience, and to those here who quote their talking points. icon_razz.gif
  • tazzari

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    Jan 27, 2013 5:35 PM GMT
    You can't talk to the people who listen to all that crap. I just got another e-mail forward from my brother about the SHOCKING WAR ON LIBERTY and how "they are TAKING AWAY OUR GUNS so the GOVERNMENT can come at TAKE OUR GUNS AWAY - the same guns that GUARANTEE OUR FREEDOM, etc. Only his e-mail - I was bout the 300th person on the mailing chain - burst into color to alarm the "real" folks back home and make its points even more subtly. You get the picture...

    I trash 'em. Those people can't be reached by mere reason.
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    Jan 27, 2013 6:14 PM GMT
    I thought Fox News was a division of The Onion
  • roadbikeRob

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    Jan 27, 2013 7:06 PM GMT
    charlitos saidI thought Fox News was a division of The Onion
    I think it is worse. Fox News must be a division of Focus on the Family, the religious lunatic outfit from Colorado Springs.