9 ways guys pee

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    Jan 27, 2013 11:38 PM GMT
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    Jan 28, 2013 12:19 AM GMT
    Ugh I hate the double stream icon_mad.gif
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    Jan 28, 2013 12:21 AM GMT
    The lightbulb has just gone in my bathroom so I had to go in the dark. Not sure what number it was but I think it could have been 9 icon_redface.gif
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    Jan 28, 2013 12:26 AM GMT
    What about peeing first thing with morning wood and having to bend over like 45 degrees or push your dick down to make the bowl?
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    Jan 28, 2013 12:27 AM GMT
    Is the final shot (#4) the one where you don't let up the seat... and get through 95%of the piss without touching the seat..and you are almost there..towards the end.. feeling all proud and then ... SPLINK!! you hit the stool.

    It's always been a game of mine in the bathroom since i was a kid. I still do it from time to time.. especially when pissing in a lesbians apartment.
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    Jan 28, 2013 12:27 AM GMT
    nicodegallo saidWhat about peeing first thing with morning wood and having to bend over like 45 degrees or push your dick down to make the bowl?


    Oh yeah! The Morning wood lean-over!
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    Jan 28, 2013 12:31 AM GMT
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    nicodegallo saidWhat about peeing first thing with morning wood and having to bend over like 45 degrees or push your dick down to make the bowl?


    Oh yeah! The Morning wood lean-over!


    Haha, it's just such a pain to do that especially when you're hungover or still half-asleep.
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    Jan 28, 2013 12:44 AM GMT
    what about the one where u purposely piss all over the toilet and everything else cuz it's a public restroom and u get a kick out of the idea that everyone is gonna be sitting in ur piss?
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    Jan 28, 2013 1:37 AM GMT
    That double stream is a son of a bitch lol. I got no idea how that happens when we only have one urethra.
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    Jan 28, 2013 1:39 AM GMT
    Import saidwhat about the one where u purposely piss all over the toilet and everything else cuz it's a public restroom and u get a kick out of the idea that everyone is gonna be sitting in ur piss?


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    Jan 28, 2013 1:40 AM GMT
    I hate number 5. My cat always does that....I am like WTF Zippy! Hell my dog knows how to open doors now and walks in....

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    Jan 28, 2013 1:49 AM GMT
    double stream is annoying !
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    Jan 28, 2013 1:59 AM GMT
    Double stream and when my cat walks in....

    the only cat I know that will attempt to paw at my ass and legs and just wont let me pee in peace!
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    Jan 28, 2013 2:08 AM GMT
    Pissed all of the above! LOL
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    Jan 28, 2013 2:20 AM GMT
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    nicodegallo saidWhat about peeing first thing with morning wood and having to bend over like 45 degrees or push your dick down to make the bowl?


    Oh yeah! The Morning wood lean-over!

    Maybe that's what the Number 7: Just-Woken-Up is about. I'd add the 7B: Just-Woken-Up-At-3, and too tired to stand, and don't want to be blinded by the light in order to aim.
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    Jan 28, 2013 2:44 AM GMT
    nicodegallo saidWhat about peeing first thing with morning wood and having to bend over like 45 degrees or push your dick down to make the bowl?


    The hand-stand pee, lol.
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    Jan 28, 2013 5:43 AM GMT
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    Jan 28, 2013 11:04 AM GMT
    Ever since I got a #3 Double Stream at a party once and a tiny splash on my pants, I always pinch the tip first to make sure it never happens again.

    icon_eek.gif"FUCK! This is gonna look so bad! Toilet paper fast! Oh nooooo"
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    Jan 28, 2013 1:50 PM GMT
    SkinnyBitch saidEver since I got a #3 Double Stream at a party once and a tiny splash on my pants, I always pinch the tip first to make sure it never happens again.

    icon_eek.gif"FUCK! This is gonna look so bad! Toilet paper fast! Oh nooooo"


    ROFL!

    Roseanne Roseannadanna did an ad lib on that. Unfortunately no yourtube recording but here's the transcript:

    " Like, I got invited to this one party that was given at the private estate of Mr. Designer himself, Yves St. Laurent. And do you know what they had to eat? A thing they call crudité! That's French. And it means celery sticks, carrot sticks, sliced radishes, raw broccoli, raw cauliflower, raw mushrooms, and a yogurt dip! ... Now, what kinda great party is that? ... Crudité? Not only does it taste bland, like your foot or something ... but there's so much crunchin' goin' on, ya can't hear what anybody's talkin' about. ...

    Crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch.
    And who's crunchin' the loudest and drinkin' bottles of Perrier but the hotshot host himself, St. Laurent.
    He looked real healthy but every two minutes he excuses himself to go to the bathroom! ... Well, one time, when he came out, just between you and me, Roseanne Roseannadanna, I noticed that he had a little tiny wet spot on his white pants right below his zipper. ... It looked like a little raindrop! Or like a little clear splotch! Well, I thought I was gonna die! ... I said, "Hey! Frenchie! Did that splotch come out o' you?" And he says, [French accent] "No way, ze water splash up from ze sink, I swear!"
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    Jan 28, 2013 2:02 PM GMT
    This is so cute. LOL. And relatable.
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    Jan 28, 2013 2:05 PM GMT
    #10:

    Pee while taking a shower and save on the toilet flush.
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    Jan 28, 2013 2:09 PM GMT
    nicodegallo saidWhat about peeing first thing with morning wood and having to bend over like 45 degrees or push your dick down to make the bowl?


    I hate it when this happens. I just step back due to maximum force, and then lean closer when I'm finishing up.
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    Jan 28, 2013 2:10 PM GMT
    Fivealive saidPissed all of the above! LOL


    Honesty.
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    Jan 28, 2013 2:12 PM GMT
    How about the quad-stream? That's when two guys are peeing in the same toilet, and both have the double-stream.
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    Jan 28, 2013 2:24 PM GMT
    Stupid thread! Pissed me off, damn nature call!! icon_evil.gif
    EVIL!!