What's your 'The Gayest' experiece ever?

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    Jan 29, 2013 3:22 AM GMT
    mMy it be one time feeling for something or that all time tickling thought in the brain about something which has made you feel utterly gay. What say?
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    Jan 29, 2013 3:26 AM GMT
    Hm. I don't know...maybe that one time when I was having sex with another guy? That was a pretty gay experience. icon_razz.gif
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    Jan 29, 2013 3:34 AM GMT
    IceBuckets saidHm. I don't know...maybe that one time when I was having sex with another guy? That was a pretty gay experience. icon_razz.gif


    hehe. Sex is the obvious way of feeling the same. But, I am eager in some other views as well :-)
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    Jan 29, 2013 3:42 AM GMT
    I've told this story a million times (but it has so many different facets). When that RJer from Dubai visited and we went on our 4 day date. Despite being kind of butch and neanderthal looking with his heavy, hairy brow and GIANT hands (and I mean fucking giant), he was hyper feminine in a lot of ways (not in your typical American way but the way affluent metrosexual men are hyper feminine in the middle east). He had brought over basically a warehouse of clothes, shoes and jewelry, including a giant makeup case with at least a couple grand worth of extremely high end products. Let's just say we ended up having a really cross gendered experience those 4 days...kind of extremely fun but probably because it was fueled by pills, champagne and burning through his cash like there was no tomorrow.
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    Jan 29, 2013 5:11 AM GMT
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    Jan 29, 2013 5:12 AM GMT
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    We don't want to hear about your sexcapades with dwarves.
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    Jan 29, 2013 5:13 AM GMT
    Having sex with Bill. Makes me feel gay every time. icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 29, 2013 5:15 AM GMT
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    We don't want to hear about your sexcapades with dwarves.


    they prefer to be called little pony people
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    Jan 29, 2013 5:16 AM GMT
    calibro said
    Narciso said
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    We don't want to hear about your sexcapades with dwarves.


    they prefer to be called little pony people


    my little pony people?
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    Jan 29, 2013 5:16 AM GMT
    Fuck no, bro. I'm 24/7 masc stright-acting dude, yo.
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    Jan 29, 2013 5:21 AM GMT
    A_X91 saidFuck no, bro. I'm 24/7 masc stright-acting dude, yo.


    straight-acting.....that's so lame !! Bro, are they gonna hang you if you reveal your gayness through the way you act?
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    Jan 29, 2013 5:22 AM GMT
    Narciso saidI've told this story a million times (but it has so many different facets). When that RJer from Dubai visited and we went on our 4 day date. Despite being kind of butch and neanderthal looking with his heavy, hairy brow and GIANT hands (and I mean fucking giant), he was hyper feminine in a lot of ways (not in your typical American way but the way affluent metrosexual men are hyper feminine in the middle east). He had brought over basically a warehouse of clothes, shoes and jewelry, including a giant makeup case with at least a couple grand worth of extremely high end products. Let's just say we ended up having a really cross gendered experience those 4 days...kind of extremely fun but probably because it was fueled by pills, champagne and burning through his cash like there was no tomorrow.


    Bingo, that's what I am talking about !!
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    Jan 29, 2013 5:23 AM GMT
    When my buddy/co-worker came up to me a few days after I came out and said "So you like it up the butt aye?" I looked him in the eyes, smiled and said "Definitely."
    I felt really gay, and in a weird way proud to be open haha. icon_cool.gif
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    Jan 29, 2013 5:24 AM GMT
    umm....dancing with another guy??
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    Jan 29, 2013 5:24 AM GMT
    Narciso said
    calibro said
    Narciso said
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    We don't want to hear about your sexcapades with dwarves.


    they prefer to be called little pony people


    my little pony people?


    judging by the position, i think i was their pony
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    Jan 29, 2013 5:25 AM GMT
    Fivealive saidumm....dancing with another guy??


    Jokes aside, I've never been able to do it when it comes to salsa and shit. Who the fuck is suppose to take the lead, I just don't feel comfortable.

    Other than that I'm gayer than Tim Tebow.
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    Jan 29, 2013 11:28 AM GMT
    A_X91 said
    Fivealive saidumm....dancing with another guy??


    Jokes aside, I've never been able to do it when it comes to salsa and shit. Who the fuck is suppose to take the lead, I just don't feel comfortable.

    Other than that I'm gayer than Tim Tebow.


    haha icon_biggrin.gif, great!
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    Jan 29, 2013 12:18 PM GMT
    First off all, my excuse is that it was many years ago. I was very drunk with our usual group gathered for weekly 2fers and I had to relieve myself. While pissing at the urinal, two of the bastids snuck in, grabbed me from behind and rotated my body back and forth from side to side like I was some kind of water wiggle.

    Picture those advertising flailing arm inflatables along the side of the road, only this time it's pissing. It probably looked just like that.

    Did I mention I was very drunk at the time. Well all I could do was giggle like a little girl and piss in the directions they shook me. I probably should be embarrassed to tell the story but it was just too damned funny at the time. Anyway, I still feel bad for whomever had to clean that mess. Cause I really had to go. Sorry about that. Not entirely my fault.

    I've never had a str8 friend use my penis to pee all over the bathroom walls so I'm gonna call that episode my gayest moment to date.

    ARM+FLAILING+TUBE+MAN+.+WACKY+WAVING+INF

    And to this day, I still look behind me when I pee. Gay scarred for life.
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    Jan 29, 2013 12:28 PM GMT
    This past summer a massive spider the size if a silver dollar somehow got into my house and spun a massive web overnight. I wasn't freaked out by the site of it at first. I took a broom (I didn't have any magazines or newspapers), and swung at it. Somehow, the giant dead spider flew back at me and hit me in the shoulder. Needless to say, I freaked the fuck out. I may or may not have shreiked like a five year old girl. To this day, I still have no idea where that shreik came from.

    Immediately afterwards, I sent my friend a text that said, "Well, I just had the gayest moment of my life..."
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    Jan 29, 2013 1:19 PM GMT
    I get a bit gay whenever I set our dinner table for guests. I like to come up with a new theme they haven't seen before if they're returning, get the correct flowers, even print tent cards with their names that match the overall theme I'm using. For instance, below is a close-up that shows the tie-in between plates, tent cards and flowers.

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    Another time we did a seafood dinner, to thank some friends who had taken us for a cruise on their boat recently. The tent cards each had a picture of their boat on them, a little hard to see here. This time I had 3 tall flower vases at center table, along with matching smaller vases at each place setting.

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    (Waiting for southbeach1500 to make a Hyacinth remark in 3...2...1...)
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    Jan 29, 2013 1:45 PM GMT
    Watching the Eurovision Songcontest is pretty Gay is guess! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 29, 2013 1:58 PM GMT
    This thread.
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    Jan 29, 2013 2:09 PM GMT
    Let's see... I posted my profile on a couple gay dating sites and have had some dates with gay guys.
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    Jan 29, 2013 2:28 PM GMT
    A_X91 said
    Fivealive saidumm....dancing with another guy??


    Jokes aside, I've never been able to do it when it comes to salsa and shit. Who the fuck is suppose to take the lead, I just don't feel comfortable.

    Other than that I'm gayer than Tim Tebow.


    So, what, you have to dance with a girl or risk getting your toes stepped on??

    I like dancing at the club, shirtless, with other guys, when it's a free-for-all.

    Probably my gayest experience is actually being the token gay in a group of straight women. They tried to make me become one of them!icon_eek.gif
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    Jan 29, 2013 2:30 PM GMT
    Narciso saidI've told this story a million times (but it has so many different facets). When that RJer from Dubai visited and we went on our 4 day date. Despite being kind of butch and neanderthal looking with his heavy, hairy brow and GIANT hands (and I mean fucking giant), he was hyper feminine in a lot of ways (not in your typical American way but the way affluent metrosexual men are hyper feminine in the middle east). He had brought over basically a warehouse of clothes, shoes and jewelry, including a giant makeup case with at least a couple grand worth of extremely high end products. Let's just say we ended up having a really cross gendered experience those 4 days...kind of extremely fun but probably because it was fueled by pills, champagne and burning through his cash like there was no tomorrow.


    All that glitters is gold!! You could recruit young homos with these kinds of promises!!!icon_lol.gif