Have you ever heard or walked in on your roommate jacking off?

  • DCLyfe

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    Jan 29, 2013 7:51 PM GMT
    So last night I woke up in the middle of the night and I could hear my roommate's bed squeaking. I'm pretty confident I know what he was doing and I was a little grossed out by it (keep in my mind that my roommate isn't attractive in the least for many reasons). I was just wondering if any one else has had any similar experiences?
  • TheBizMan

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    Jan 29, 2013 7:53 PM GMT
    Guys jack off... it's what we do... He's probably grossed out at the thought of you jacking off as well.
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    Jan 29, 2013 7:58 PM GMT
    You know, iPods are wonderful companions for situations such as yours....
  • DCLyfe

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    Jan 29, 2013 8:01 PM GMT
    I understand guys jack off. I mean can't he just do it when i'm not in the room?
  • TheBizMan

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    Jan 29, 2013 8:04 PM GMT
    DCLyfe saidI understand guys jack off. I mean can't he just do it when i'm not in the room?


    You didn't mention that you actually share a room. This happen all the time in college dorms I;d imagine. My friend told me he would jack off almost every night when he thought his room mate was asleep.
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    Jan 29, 2013 8:06 PM GMT
    Been busted many times, busted my pals many times, it never leads to anything else
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    Jan 29, 2013 9:32 PM GMT
    Try being on laundry detail the next day, after sleeping in open bay barracks with 32 other guys and a cacophony of bed springs all night.
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    Jan 29, 2013 9:59 PM GMT
    He thought you were asleep.

    You could buy some earplugs. He's going to jack off, but at least you won't hear it.

    Yell at him to knock off the noise.
    You'll have at least a few hours sleep before he jacks off again.
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    Jan 29, 2013 10:12 PM GMT
    dustin_K_tx saidTry being on laundry detail the next day, after sleeping in open bay barracks with 32 other guys and a cacophony of bed springs all night.

    The Army taught me these tricks:

    - lying on my side in bed to JO with guys sleeping around me, using my free hand to hold the blanket up a little and make it remain still
    - JO sitting on a toilet in the stall (if we had stalls), trying to be silent and not move my feet
    - JO standing up at a urinal, all alone in the latrine late at night
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    Jan 29, 2013 10:33 PM GMT
    DCLyfe saidSo last night I woke up in the middle of the night and I could hear my roommate's bed squeaking. I'm pretty confident I know what he was doing and I was a little grossed out by it (keep in my mind that my roommate isn't attractive in the least for many reasons). I was just wondering if any one else has had any similar experiences?


    You can be certain that everyone will be keeping in mind your associating being grossed out by the jerking off of someone who you don't find attractive because, as everyone knows, only hot guys are sexual beings. It must really freak you out when you see animals do it in the zoo, especially the ugly ones.

    I spent a lot of time on boats, you know, the ones with beds, rather confined spaces, so it was pretty typical to be walking into a stateroom or up on deck and suddenly there'd be legs flying everywhere. Ooooops, pardon me, I was just going to use the head.

    Just a few months ago an 80-year-old neighbor told me about when she was out sailing in the 1970s with her husband, their kid and another couple and she was experimenting with the other wife in the galley below deck when the kid came down unexpectedly. Ever since then the kid thought his mother was a lesbian. Ooops.

    You think you're complaining now that sex is unavoidable, just give it another 50 years when you can't find it in your life and then get back to us on that.
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    Jan 29, 2013 10:37 PM GMT
    In the early 1980s I was sent for 7 weeks temporary duty (TDY) at Ft. Lewis, Washington (now Joint Base Lewis-McChord). I made friends with 2 other Captains who had the single rooms next to me and directly across the hall. Old run-down World War II "temporary" structures now used only for TDY Officer housing, the walls were a thin pressboard composite, and the doors had huge gaps under them, so you could hear every sound from nearby rooms.

    By about the 3rd week we were getting pretty horny, so we agreed to all go to a porn theatre off-post (in civilian clothes, naturally). On the way back to Lewis we stopped by an adult book store for some XXX magazines.

    Back on post as we went into our separate rooms one Captain said with a grin: "Let's not pretend we don't know what we're all gonna be using these magazines for right now."

    Sure enough the flat bed springs of the metal cots were soon squeaking, and first one guy laughed and then we all did, clearly able to hear each other. I forget what else we said, conversation between the rooms possible even with the doors closed, but we decided that our privacy was already compromised, so why bother trying to conceal the sounds, which was virtually impossible anyway. A trio of bed springs was singing in unison a moment later.

    In a way it was kinda hot hearing them beat off, especially as I was mostly focusing on the naked males in my magazines, not their female companions. I remember the next morning in the latrine we were kinda sheepish with each other, and during the day we'd make oblique references to the night before that would get us laughing. It's the only time in my life I was ever so open with straight guys about masturbating, and Army Officers at that.
  • AMoonHawk

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    Jan 29, 2013 10:40 PM GMT
    next time you should start jacking off and moaning .... that'll teach him icon_twisted.gif
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    Jan 29, 2013 10:50 PM GMT
    When he finished, you shoulda yelled "OH, MY EYE!!! IT BURNS!!!"
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    Jan 29, 2013 10:55 PM GMT
    And then yell... " its in my eye, can you take me to the emergency room"icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
  • hanzo83

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    Jan 30, 2013 3:09 AM GMT
    Thankfully I never did with my college roommates, but I was the one who almost got caught sometimes lol. Those bastards would just opened the door without warning. I used to at least shake my keys a bit each time before I opened the door.
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    Jan 30, 2013 3:52 AM GMT
    I know my maid has caught me jerking off. She knocks on my door now. icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 30, 2013 3:58 AM GMT
    My college roommate opened my bedroom door without knocking and caught me with my dick in my hand looking at gay porn.

    We never spoke about it but we did go out for grinders (subs) later that night. All was well.
  • DrobUA

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    Jan 30, 2013 5:19 AM GMT
    Yea I walked in on my roommate a couple months ago. He was in the living room because he wasn't getting good internet reception in his room. He jumped and covered himself.. I laughed. Thats what happens when you share living space with someone.
  • spankydrunk

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    Feb 04, 2013 8:03 PM GMT
    Caught and been caught lots of times, especially during deployments to Iraq. Once woke up and saw that my roommate was on the webcam with his wife/ex-wife. Many guys who had the bottom bunk used blankets and ponchos to turned their bed into a somewhat private jack shack.
    One time I was at my desk in my room, just finished jacking when someone walked in. The way the desk was positioned I was faceing him and was completely covered from the waist down as long as I was sitting. So he's talking to be about some upcoming mission while I'm sitting there with a handful of cock and cum.
    People jack off and when you have roommates your going to get caught or catch someone. Best to just laugh it off and get over it.
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    Feb 04, 2013 8:25 PM GMT
    All guys do it so no biggy. I remember I had a hunky roommate with a huge package. I heard his female date slurping on him for about 30 minutes and doing the hand job sound. Unfortunately the floor creaked so I couldn't sneak a peak since his door never closed right. I've had mostly nice looking guys as roommates.
  • pasdeloup

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    Feb 05, 2013 4:55 AM GMT
    where do u think the mansmell comes from in a dormitory?