DCLyfe saidSo last night I woke up in the middle of the night and I could hear my roommate's bed squeaking. I'm pretty confident I know what he was doing and I was a little grossed out by it (keep in my mind that my roommate isn't attractive in the least for many reasons). I was just wondering if any one else has had any similar experiences?
You can be certain that everyone will be keeping in mind your associating being grossed out by the jerking off of someone who you don't find attractive because, as everyone knows, only hot guys are sexual beings. It must really freak you out when you see animals do it in the zoo, especially the ugly ones.
I spent a lot of time on boats, you know, the ones with beds, rather confined spaces, so it was pretty typical to be walking into a stateroom or up on deck and suddenly there'd be legs flying everywhere. Ooooops, pardon me, I was just going to use the head.
Just a few months ago an 80-year-old neighbor told me about when she was out sailing in the 1970s with her husband, their kid and another couple and she was experimenting with the other wife in the galley below deck when the kid came down unexpectedly. Ever since then the kid thought his mother was a lesbian. Ooops.
You think you're complaining now that sex is unavoidable, just give it another 50 years when you can't find it in your life and then get back to us on that.