How can I become a bitter RJ member? What can I do differently?

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    Jan 30, 2013 4:13 AM GMT
    Parodying this thread: http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/2977246

    Well?
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    Jan 30, 2013 4:15 AM GMT
    Post multiple threads pondering why XYZ guys don't like you.
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    Jan 30, 2013 4:21 AM GMT
    Start a race thread, preferably Asian.
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    Jan 30, 2013 4:37 AM GMT
    Assume every remark is directed at you; take it personally.

    Roll out all your Samsonite to prove your over the top generalizations of every gay man in the world.

    Send every guy, clearly hotter than you are, an e-mail and ignore all (if any) reply's to justify/amplify your self worth/loathing.

    __ect et al...
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    Jan 30, 2013 4:53 AM GMT

    "How can I become a bitter RJ member? What can I do differently?"

    Be what you aren't, which I don't recommend.
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    Jan 30, 2013 4:55 AM GMT
    Erik101 saidStart a race thread, preferably Asian.


    Still laughing
  • Jerebear

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    Jan 30, 2013 4:56 AM GMT
    Being bitter is overated.
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    Jan 30, 2013 4:57 AM GMT
    bitter, or better?

    either way, be sure to post more often. the latter happens first, followed within a few weeks by the former.
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    Jan 30, 2013 6:49 PM GMT
    Have expectations! Set them high, and expect that everyone thinks just like you do. icon_razz.gif
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    Jan 30, 2013 6:53 PM GMT
    Post youtube videos and talk about random things.
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    Jan 30, 2013 9:13 PM GMT
    Create a thread asking for opinions. Throw a tantrum when the opinions don't match your own.

    Hang out in the the politics subforum for a few days.
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    Jan 30, 2013 9:34 PM GMT
    I always think certain gifs are unpleasant, stuff like:

    tumblr_m4je0vtavO1rrgulmo1_500.gif

    Just post that instead of saying "I respectfully disagree"
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    Jan 30, 2013 11:22 PM GMT
    These are all "How can I become a hated RJ member".

    To be bitter, one must analyze the forums, paying no attention to the pert titties and silliness. You'll see things that don't make a lot of sense, some things that aren't right, some things that are overvalued and some that are undervalued. Compare the way things work here to how they work in the real world. Bitterness will ensue!

    If that sounds too hard, just post something hilarious, get no responses, then wait for someone else to post the same thing and get 4 quotings saying "lolol ur so funny!" icon_evil.gif
  • AMoonHawk

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    Jan 30, 2013 11:31 PM GMT
    Drone on and on how there are no fashion forums
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    Jan 30, 2013 11:40 PM GMT
    Post in a G.A.Y. thread and take it way too seriously.
  • HottJoe

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    Jan 30, 2013 11:45 PM GMT
    Have really high expectations about how your every post should be quoted and fawned over, and when you're not getting enough love start a thread about how you're leaving RJ and why you think all gays are superficial.icon_biggrin.gif
  • HottJoe

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    Jan 30, 2013 11:46 PM GMT
    DudeInNOVA saidPost in a G.A.Y. thread and take it way too seriously.


    How dare you?icon_mad.gif
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    Jan 31, 2013 1:14 AM GMT
    HottJoe saidHave really high expectations about how your every post should be quoted and fawned over, and when you're not getting enough love start a thread about how you're leaving RJ and why you think all gays are superficial.icon_biggrin.gif

    There. I quoted you. Are we good now? icon_razz.gif
  • MikeW

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    Jan 31, 2013 1:30 AM GMT
    Fuck, I really did misread the subject as "better". icon_eek.gif

    Reading comprehension? Need better glasses? A projection of my ever joyful positive attitude? Senility? w/e Bitter is not sexy.
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    Jan 31, 2013 1:30 AM GMT
    Fall in love with the most distant star, then watch yourself fall....
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    Jan 31, 2013 3:00 AM GMT
    1) If someone reads your email and doesn't respond within exactly 5 minutes, create a thread about it bashing him


    2) Remember, when in doubt yell "RAAAACCCCIIIIISSSTTTTT!!!!"


    3) Always ALWAYS, buddy list and hot list everyone who views your profile. That means they like you.


    4) Don't be afraid to correct people's grammar in every post. It's helpful and shows you care.


    5) Don't worry about posting pics in your profile. Looks aren't important here.


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    Feb 01, 2013 9:40 PM GMT
    Read a question posted in a new topic, read how none of the responses actually are answers to the question, write a post mentioning that no one is answering the question, watch as more posts come in not answering the question. Bitter!
  • HottJoe

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    Feb 01, 2013 10:11 PM GMT
    DudeInNOVA said
    HottJoe saidHave really high expectations about how your every post should be quoted and fawned over, and when you're not getting enough love start a thread about how you're leaving RJ and why you think all gays are superficial.icon_biggrin.gif

    There. I quoted you. Are we good now? icon_razz.gif


    Yes, that cured me of my bitterness. From now on all my posts will be sweet like cupcakes.
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    Feb 01, 2013 10:17 PM GMT
    Don't forget to make sure that you appear sad in your main profile pic. All of your other profile pics should be no more cheery than "apathetic". Angry looking doesn't count, as that can be misinterpreted as masculine or dominant.
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    Feb 01, 2013 10:31 PM GMT
    HottJoe saidYes, that cured me of my bitterness. From now on all my posts will be sweet like cupcakes.

    I thought you were already sweet as a cupcake. icon_confused.gif