Saw this on TPM last night... this list is AWESOME.
Essentially, you're not trying hard enough if you haven't already made this list. This list is so long, some poor sap apparently got tired of trying to put it in alphabetical order after the first letter. It's like a bunch of NRA interns got together and said, "OK, Charleton wants everybody we don't like with a surname beginning with F. And we've got five minutes. GO!"
Who's your fave celebrities on the list? You could set up one heck of a party from this thing. Here's my party list:
Jon Bon Jovi
Peter Bonerz (I don't even know who that is)
Boys II Men
Dr. Joyce Brothers
Art Garfunkel (Get Your Weight Up, Paul Simon, You Didn't Make It!)
Kathie Lee Gifford
Louis Gossett, Jr.
Deidra Hall (I love DOOL)
Chaka Khan! Chaka Khan!
Mase (forgot he was alive)
John McEnroe (you cannot be serious!)
Mary Tyler Moore
Sarah Jessica Parker
Martin Sheen (Sorry, Charlie.)
The Temptations (No, it's not just your imagination.)
Vinny Testaverde (Like his passes, this list is INcomplete.)
Dick Van Dyke
ALL the Zappas. ALL of them. Yes, even Dweezil.