"Nice Bulge"

  • danisnotstr8

    Posts: 2579

    Feb 02, 2013 4:45 AM GMT
    Does anyone else get a little creeped out by this?

    Like so many of us here, I like to surf the profiles. I look at pictures, and then I read the comments.

    Inevitably, the pics of hot shirtless guys in underwear or gym shorts will have a string of comments/compliments.

    And always, there's one guy.
    He has no pic.
    He's probably in the closet.
    He's most likely drooling on his spandex corset.
    And he does it.
    Like a rescue dog with a pooping fetish, he leaves the comment.

    NICE BULGE.

    It's funny every time.
    Are you that guy?
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Feb 02, 2013 5:09 AM GMT
    I was that guy on boating forums.

    NICE BILGE.

    5u1ijt.jpg
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Feb 02, 2013 5:45 AM GMT
    You put your compass in the bilge?
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Feb 02, 2013 5:52 AM GMT
    That's what the delete comment, block, and ignore links are for. Use them liberally for the most pleasant RJ experience.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Feb 02, 2013 5:53 AM GMT
    Hmmm, I looked at your profile for a bulgy pic. I couldn't find it. Why don't you have one? icon_confused.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Feb 02, 2013 7:11 AM GMT
    Bilge Bulge
    bulb01.jpg
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Feb 02, 2013 8:47 AM GMT
    danisnotstr8 saidDoes anyone else get a little creeped out by this?

    Like so many of us here, I like to surf the profiles. I look at pictures, and then I read the comments.

    Inevitably, the pics of hot shirtless guys in underwear or gym shorts will have a string of comments/compliments.

    And always, there's one guy.
    He has no pic.
    He's probably in the closet.
    He's most likely drooling on his spandex corset.
    And he does it.
    Like a rescue dog with a pooping fetish, he leaves the comment.

    NICE BULGE.

    It's funny every time.
    Are you that guy?


    Wait really? Is Nice Bulge offensive? I wouldn't mind that compliment. I know I'm weird though when it comes to sex... (I'm expecting a follow up comment by yourname2000 making fun of me)...
  • danisnotstr8

    Posts: 2579

    Feb 02, 2013 3:09 PM GMT
    It's not offensive. But it always seems to be some faceless or pic-less creeper who makes that comment on people's pages. Maybe I'm way off base here, but I just think it's funny.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Feb 02, 2013 4:53 PM GMT
    I know that many of us who've been around here for awhile get multiple weird messages from the empty profiled, faceless guys out there in the far corners of the world. Some of them want to cam - others want to become our friends - others want to come to California and be our houseboys - others wanting to know if we are "generous". Isn't that a nice compliment? These clowns send out these mass mailings to any guy over 40 who they think is alone, desperate and willing to be "generous" to get dates. Really?
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Feb 02, 2013 4:59 PM GMT
    Oh haha I see now why it's weird. When I say nice bulge I'm usually right in front of it... icon_twisted.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Feb 02, 2013 5:00 PM GMT
    JerseyJames75 saidWait really? Is Nice Bulge offensive? I wouldn't mind that compliment. I know I'm weird though when it comes to sex... (I'm expecting a follow up comment by yourname2000 making fun of me)...


    Please add a few "nice bulge" pics to your profile. icon_biggrin.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Feb 02, 2013 5:08 PM GMT
    .....got a new psychological/medical diagnosis here....."Faceless Shock Syndrome"...icon_lol.gif....discovered and exhibited frequently on RJ

    PS....I LOVE a nice BULGE.....wish I had one all the time!
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Feb 02, 2013 5:15 PM GMT
    enjoy looking at a nice bulge icon_redface.gif
  • rnch

    Posts: 11524

    Feb 02, 2013 5:23 PM GMT
    Although doner DNA precludes that ever happening; I would consider "Nice Bulge" quite the compliment.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Feb 03, 2013 1:03 AM GMT
    mindgarden saidYou put your compass in the bilge?


    eagermuscle saidI was that guy on boating forums.

    NICE BILGE.

    5u1ijt.jpg


    I try to keep my bilge pointed north.
  • Webster666

    Posts: 9217

    Feb 03, 2013 3:42 AM GMT
    You're annoyed by someone giving a simple compliment to someone else.
    That person isn't the problem, here...