"Old", "Fat", "Ugly", "Impotent", "Demented", "Incontinent" or "Dead"?

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    Feb 03, 2013 3:32 AM GMT
    Which do you think will happen to you first? Why?

    (Edited twice because I forgot "demented" and "incontinent")
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    Feb 03, 2013 3:33 AM GMT
    Old. Because.
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    Feb 03, 2013 3:35 AM GMT
    You forgot demented. Could be a sign.
  • Timbales

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    Feb 03, 2013 3:38 AM GMT
    not dead yet....
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    Feb 03, 2013 3:39 AM GMT
    3 down, 1 to go.
  • AMoonHawk

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    Feb 03, 2013 3:41 AM GMT
    Well ... obviously I'm already old ..... sooooo
  • Jerebear

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    Feb 03, 2013 3:49 AM GMT
    Will never be ugly. Was fat, will never be again. I can't imagine thinking of myself as old, there's always tomorrow until there isn't. So I guess death then!
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    Feb 03, 2013 3:50 AM GMT
    Jerebear saidWill never be ugly.
    Compared to what? icon_razz.gif
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    Feb 03, 2013 3:50 AM GMT
    theantijock saidYou forgot demented. Could be a sign.


    Ooops! I forgot. Fixed. ;-)
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    Feb 03, 2013 3:53 AM GMT
    I think I've reached two on that list already. icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 03, 2013 3:53 AM GMT
    Well, I already got the ugly part down I guess. I don't really think I'll get fat, and I don't think I'll ever look really old until I'm in my late 50's (mom is 40 and she looks like my sister and is mistaken for my girlfriend sometimes). Also, I don't think anyone is actually still reading this so I can drop some more secrets on everyone. I've been wanting to let this one out for a while now: sometimes when I'm alone, I like to sit on the floor and pretend I'm a strawberry.
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    Feb 03, 2013 3:55 AM GMT
    paulflexes said3 down, 1 to go.

    I can't think which 3 you would be. You're not ugly, you're not fat, and you're not dead at the moment. As far as old, you may perhaps fall victim to the gay prejudice about age, where anyone over 40 is on life support.

    But I know you, I've met you, and you neither look nor act like you're old.

    So chill, dear, this ain't about you. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Feb 03, 2013 4:07 AM GMT
    GAMRican saidWhich do you think will happen to you first? Why?

    I became old first, and then I became fat at 60. I was never good looking to begin with, so ugly's not a relevant term for me.

    Demented? My critics here will tell you I am already. I dunno, I wanna think I still have a quick mind. Certainly my family history argues for my keeping my wits until the day I die. There has never been anyone in my family who became senile, sharp as tacks until the end, and I hope I won't be the exception.

    EDIT: Now that "incontinent" has been added to the OP's original list, I'll note that I don't wear adult diapers yet, despite treatment for prostate cancer.
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    Feb 03, 2013 4:20 AM GMT
    I'm already demented, I think dead is next.
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    Feb 03, 2013 4:22 AM GMT
    lol, GAMrican, this is entirely too pleasant and cheerful a topic for me to post in.

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    Feb 03, 2013 4:22 AM GMT
    JumpMan_Josh saidWell, I already got the ugly part down I guess. I don't really think I'll get fat, and I don't think I'll ever look really old until I'm in my late 50's (mom is 40 and she looks like my sister and is mistaken for my girlfriend sometimes). Also, I don't think anyone is actually still reading this so I can drop some more secrets on everyone. I've been wanting to let this one out for a while now: sometimes when I'm alone, I like to sit on the floor and pretend I'm a strawberry.


    Ah! Another one I forgot: "Incontinent"!
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    Feb 03, 2013 4:25 AM GMT
    Narciso saidI'm already demented, I think dead is next.


    Ah! So you believe that you will go like Marilyn or James: Beautiful, enigmatic, sudden?
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    Feb 03, 2013 4:28 AM GMT
    ART_DECO said
    paulflexes said3 down, 1 to go.

    I can't think which 3 you would be. You're not ugly, you're not fat, and you're not dead at the moment. As far as old, you may perhaps fall victim to the gay prejudice about age, where anyone over 40 is on life support.

    But I know you, I've met you, and you neither look nor act like you're old.

    So chill, dear, this ain't about you. icon_biggrin.gif


    awwww .... what a sweet way of saying you don't act your age icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 03, 2013 4:28 AM GMT
    GAMRican said
    Narciso saidI'm already demented, I think dead is next.


    Ah! So you believe that you will go like Marilyn or James: Beautiful, enigmatic, sudden?


    As long as it ain't fat. This is Gayland! icon_eek.gif
  • Jerebear

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    Feb 03, 2013 4:30 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    Jerebear saidWill never be ugly.
    Compared to what? icon_razz.gif


    Compared to nothing. I'll never consider myself ugly.
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    Feb 03, 2013 4:32 AM GMT
    Narciso said
    GAMRican said
    Narciso saidI'm already demented, I think dead is next.


    Ah! So you believe that you will go like Marilyn or James: Beautiful, enigmatic, sudden?


    As long as it ain't fat. This is Gayland! icon_eek.gif


    Neither Marilyn nor James died fat. They both died forever to be remembered as "barely perfect".

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    Feb 03, 2013 4:39 AM GMT
    AMoonHawk said
    ART_DECO said
    paulflexes said3 down, 1 to go.

    I can't think which 3 you would be. You're not ugly, you're not fat, and you're not dead at the moment. As far as old, you may perhaps fall victim to the gay prejudice about age, where anyone over 40 is on life support.

    But I know you, I've met you, and you neither look nor act like you're old.

    So chill, dear, this ain't about you. icon_biggrin.gif

    awwww .... what a sweet way of saying you don't act your age icon_lol.gif

    Well he doesn't! Good gawd, he flies airplanes, he rides a mountain bike like a demon, he's hyper-active and isn't anything like old. Unless you subscribe to the inflexible gay definition of old, which is anyone past 40.

    Paul doesn't look or behave like old, and so I reject any use of that word with him. Rather, he's an example to follow of how NOT to be old. And he's not the only one here, not surprising on this site, since lots of guys here defy the age odds, and look FABULOUS.
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    Feb 03, 2013 4:43 AM GMT
    ART_DECO said
    ... Unless you subscribe to the inflexible gay definition of old, which is anyone past 40 18.
    ...


    Fixed.
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    Feb 03, 2013 4:58 AM GMT
    GAMRican said
    ART_DECO said
    ... Unless you subscribe to the inflexible gay definition of old, which is anyone past 40 18.
    ...

    Fixed.

    LOL!
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    Feb 03, 2013 5:13 AM GMT
    ART_DECO said ...
    Paul doesn't look or behave like old, and so I reject any use of that word with him. Rather, he's an example to follow of how NOT to be old to stay young. And he's not the only one here, not surprising on this site, since lots of guys here defy the age odds, and look FABULOUS.

    Corrected