Awkward Locker-room Moments

  • ripsrain

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    Feb 05, 2013 3:15 PM GMT
    So this is a very light first topic for me to post, but have you ever had an awkward gym/locker-room moment.

    Today I had finished my shower and went back to my locker. As I was about to put my stuff down to open the locker my small travel size shampoo bottle fell out of my hands into someone's gym bag that was left by the bench. So without thinking I reached down to get it and some guy looked over at me and gave me a really dirty look like I had just been going through someone's bag. I kinda shook my head as if to say, "no, it's not what you think," but he was already walking out of the locker-room. I felt like a creeper though it was completely innocent. He probably thought I was going for the guys' unds which were lying on top.

    So what's your story?
  • nicelyproport...

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    Feb 05, 2013 6:37 PM GMT
    I was on vacation in CA and visiting an unfamiliar gym. The staff assigned me a locker and gave me a key. After working out, I put all my stuff into the locker -- including my very necessary contact lenses. I locked the locker. Unable to see clearly and fearful of losing the key, I put it on top of the locker.

    At least so I thought. What I really did was drop the key through the gap between the locker and the locked door so that the key fell into the locked locker.

    Needless to say, I didn't realize my mistake until after I had finished showering. Standing there cold and wet, wearing only the skimpiest of towels, I kept praying that someone would come into locker room to rescue me. But I guess heroes are hard to come by in the middle of the day. So I had to stumble across the gym floor -- blind, dripping, practically naked -- and beg the staff for help.

    At least my story has a happy ending: on my way out the manager told me I could use the gym for free anytime I wanted.
  • ripsrain

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    Feb 06, 2013 6:42 PM GMT
    So I had a similar experience once. I dropped my locker key in the sauna and didn't see where it went. I thought it had fallen in between the wooden slats. Luckily the other guy in the sauna saw it and pointed it out to me. If not for him I would have been searching, in my hand towel, for someone to help me out. At my gym you bring your own padlocks so they would have had to cut mine off of the locker. Now I wear my key on a chain around my neck.
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    Feb 06, 2013 6:58 PM GMT
    I really don't like going in the locker room. Always unattractive guys with their saggy cock and balls out. It's never hot like the pornos lmao.
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    Feb 06, 2013 7:06 PM GMT
    cannibalism ALWAYS seems awkward in the lockerroom...

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  • wild_sky360

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    Feb 06, 2013 8:15 PM GMT
    Mine was embarrassing but not entirely unpleasant. In very close quarters, I was crouched down to get into a lower locker. Crowded around me were some very hot, but equally rowdy young guys...straight I thought. But they were horsing around completely nude for some time.

    There was a lot of head smacking, towel slapping, that sort of thing, until the guy next to me turned away and the biggest cock I've ever seen to this date, smacked me across the face. Bad enough, but it was way more than the immediate four of us that saw it, and what seemed the whole locker room went wild laughing. In between heaves of laughter he tried to apologize sincerely.

    I just laughed it off. It wasn't the incident per se, I just don't like being the center of attention.
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    Feb 06, 2013 8:23 PM GMT
    probably the time i was squatting down to put something in my bottom row locker, and when i turned to the side to pick the object up, suddenly there was a hairy naked man with his penis right in my face.

    i was pretty shocked needless to say and let out a slight scream. the guy just looked @ me like, "well its not gonna suck itself." to which i said, "excuse me but you need to get that thing out of my face and be more considerate and self-aware of your surroundings."

    i see him occasionally and point and laugh at him, he gets so mad and turns red. it's hysterical!

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    Feb 06, 2013 8:26 PM GMT
    GimmeMore saidprobably the time i was squatting down to put something in my bottom row locker, and when i turned to the side to pick the object up, suddenly there was a hairy naked man with his penis right in my face.

    i was pretty shocked needless to say and let out a slight scream. the guy just looked @ me like, "well its not gonna suck itself." to which i said, "excuse me but you need to get that thing out of my face and be more considerate and self-aware of your surroundings."

    i see him occasionally and point and laugh at him, he gets so mad and turns red. it's hysterical!


    you let out a "slight scream???"
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    Feb 06, 2013 8:29 PM GMT
    GimmeMore said the guy just looked @ me like, "well its not gonna suck itself."


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    Feb 06, 2013 8:29 PM GMT
    Cash said

    you let out a "slight scream???"


    yes cash i was just minding my own business, the last thing i expected to see was a big ole hairy peen all up in my face, ok?
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    Feb 06, 2013 8:30 PM GMT
    Cash said
    GimmeMore saidprobably the time i was squatting down to put something in my bottom row locker, and when i turned to the side to pick the object up, suddenly there was a hairy naked man with his penis right in my face.

    i was pretty shocked needless to say and let out a slight scream. the guy just looked @ me like, "well its not gonna suck itself." to which i said, "excuse me but you need to get that thing out of my face and be more considerate and self-aware of your surroundings."

    i see him occasionally and point and laugh at him, he gets so mad and turns red. it's hysterical!


    you let out a "slight scream???"


    Well if I met Cash in the locker room.. there would be a "slight scream"
    no doubt...hahahahaha....
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    Feb 06, 2013 8:31 PM GMT
    Once I opened my locker in a hurry while this guy was getting his stuf out of the locker below. I hit him in the face quite hard with the locker door! I apologised profusely and he gave a very insincere sounding "no problem". Pretty awkward haha.
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    Feb 06, 2013 8:32 PM GMT
    Cash saidcannibalism ALWAYS seems awkward in the lockerroom...

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    Just explain you are what you eat. No biggie.
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    Feb 07, 2013 3:45 AM GMT
    nicelyproportioned saidI was on vacation in CA and visiting an unfamiliar gym. The staff assigned me a locker and gave me a key. After working out, I put all my stuff into the locker -- including my very necessary contact lenses. I locked the locker. Unable to see clearly and fearful of losing the key, I put it on top of the locker.

    At least so I thought. What I really did was drop the key through the gap between the locker and the locked door so that the key fell into the locked locker.

    Needless to say, I didn't realize my mistake until after I had finished showering. Standing there cold and wet, wearing only the skimpiest of towels, I kept praying that someone would come into locker room to rescue me. But I guess heroes are hard to come by in the middle of the day. So I had to stumble across the gym floor -- blind, dripping, practically naked -- and beg the staff for help.

    At least my story has a happy ending: on my way out the manager told me I could use the gym for free anytime I wanted.


    That's why I use a wheel padlock.
    But once in a while, if you forget the password....
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    Feb 07, 2013 3:59 AM GMT
    nicelyproportioned saidI was on vacation in CA and visiting an unfamiliar gym. The staff assigned me a locker and gave me a key. After working out, I put all my stuff into the locker -- including my very necessary contact lenses. I locked the locker. Unable to see clearly and fearful of losing the key, I put it on top of the locker.

    At least so I thought. What I really did was drop the key through the gap between the locker and the locked door so that the key fell into the locked locker.

    Needless to say, I didn't realize my mistake until after I had finished showering. Standing there cold and wet, wearing only the skimpiest of towels, I kept praying that someone would come into locker room to rescue me. But I guess heroes are hard to come by in the middle of the day. So I had to stumble across the gym floor -- blind, dripping, practically naked -- and beg the staff for help. icon_eek.gif
    At least my story has a happy ending: on my way out the manager told me I could use the gym for free anytime I wanted.


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    Feb 07, 2013 4:24 AM GMT
    wild_sky360 saidMine was embarrassing but not entirely unpleasant. In very close quarters, I was crouched down to get into a lower locker. Crowded around me were some very hot, but equally rowdy young guys...straight I thought. But they were horsing around completely nude for some time.

    There was a lot of head smacking, towel slapping, that sort of thing, until the guy next to me turned away and the biggest cock I've ever seen to this date, smacked me across the face. Bad enough, but it was way more than the immediate four of us that saw it, and what seemed the whole locker room went wild laughing. In between heaves of laughter he tried to apologize sincerely.

    I just laughed it off. It wasn't the incident per se, I just don't like being the center of attention.


    That sucks man. I can see everyone laughing and I can also see why you would not want to be at the center of that particular moment. Luckily, they weren't laughing at you but at what happened.
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    Feb 07, 2013 4:27 AM GMT
    Well - my awkward locker-room moment was my own fault. It happened in a Gentleman's Club polite euphemism for bath house in San Francisco in the early 80's. True story. I found myself in the communal shower room showering next to a hot little stud whose eyes just melted me. I had to have him and just took him from behind - up against the shower wall with the Swedish jets going all over us while I pounded his sweet ass. Before long we drew a small crowd of well-wishers. We finished our fun but in all the commotion, my 9X7mm emerald-cut black onyx ring came off and one of the onlookers retrieved it from the floor mat covering the shower room floor (the kind with lots of square holes in it). It was awkward when I was looking for it - - - asking if anyone had "found" it. I never saw it again. Was it worth it? Yeah - - kinda!
  • ThatSwimmerGu...

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    Feb 07, 2013 4:40 AM GMT
    Some old fat wrinkly guy accident ran into me naked in the locker room. It was gross.
  • wild_sky360

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    Feb 07, 2013 8:25 PM GMT
    The truly embarrassing moment took place in high school. I was a late admission to a boys prep. At the last minute after my first swim class the coach assigned me a locker buddy, but in the hustle, I completely forgot the combination and location.

    Never having been nude with other boys or men, the sight of my class and a group of upperclassmen, as well as the coach, all naked in a large room of gang showers left me rock hard and ready to explode. I exited quickly without word but my locker bud, seeing my condition, dropped his own towel and threw it to me across the room. Just in time to catch all the spunk. He never mentioned it either. Very cool.

    An incident like that might have made the next four years hell. The culture was homophobic to the extreme. Ironic, for being a catholic institution that was not immune to the later scandals that were exposed. It never happened again. The repression, I suppose, is why I get gym dick in these kind of situations, from that day on til today.
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    Feb 07, 2013 8:49 PM GMT
    GimmeMore said

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    Props for jerri blank.

    That is all.
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    Feb 07, 2013 9:25 PM GMT
    wild_sky360 saidThe truly embarrassing moment took place in high school. I was a late admission to a boys prep. At the last minute after my first swim class the coach assigned me a locker buddy, but in the hustle, I completely forgot the combination and location.

    Never having been nude with other boys or men, the sight of my class and a group of upperclassmen, as well as the coach, all naked in a large room of gang showers left me rock hard and ready to explode. I exited quickly without word but my locker bud, seeing my condition, dropped his own towel and threw it to me across the room. Just in time to catch all the spunk. He never mentioned it either. Very cool.

    An incident like that might have made the next four years hell. The culture was homophobic to the extreme. Ironic, for being a catholic institution that was not immune to the later scandals that were exposed. It never happened again. The repression, I suppose, is why I get gym dick in these kind of situations, from that day on til today.


    that was indeed very cool of him
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    Feb 08, 2013 7:40 AM GMT
    A couple of years ago I was laying out in the tanning deck at my gym, I just happened to look up and saw a business card lying on my gym bag, icon_question.gif I had no idea whose it was and I didn't recognize the name on the card.

    Half an hour later I was changing in the locker room, this guy came up to me and said it was HIS business card and said he'd been out of the game a while and was kind of rusty when it came to flirting. I was like OK whatever. He asked me to keep in touch with him and I agreed to send him an email.

    I wrote to him like I said I would and during our brief email conversation he made it pretty clear he wanted to be more than just friends. I didn't reciprocate his feelings. He wrote in his emails that he watched me get undressed and couldn't help but notice I had the perfect body icon_rolleyes.gif and I'm like yeah the weather is really nice out today. icon_neutral.gif

    I ran into him a couple of days later in the locker room, he must have caught onto my lack of enthusiasm because he acted really strange towards me. I kept running to him over and over again in the weeks that followed and it became increasingly awkward each time. These days when I see him we don't even say hi.
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  • ripsrain

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    Feb 08, 2013 2:55 PM GMT
    wild_sky360 said ?..I suppose, is why I get gym dick in these kind of situations, from that day on til today.


    What exactly is gym dick?