I made a girl cry because I'm gay!

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    Feb 05, 2013 6:43 PM GMT
    I just don't understand! We've been work buddies for a while now and we joke around a lot. A while back I assumed she knew I was gay, so when I was openly talking about my boyfriend she became confused. She actually didn't know I was gay and was shocked when she found out.

    She started getting tears in her eyes and saying she had the biggest crush on me. I felt absolutely horrible but she got over it soon after and we're back to being awesome buddies. She said she still wants to fuck me though icon_eek.gif!

    You know what, before I came to the realization that I like dudes, no girl ever wanted to touch me and thought I was the most hideous thing ever. Now, girls can't get enough of me. I DON'T UNDERSTAND LIFE!
  • HottJoe

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    Feb 05, 2013 6:45 PM GMT
    Aww, you're a heartbreaker.

    You're also not the first man to not understand women.icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 05, 2013 6:48 PM GMT
    HottJoe saidAww, you're a heartbreaker.

    You're also not the first man to not understand women.icon_lol.gif


    Woman are the strangest things for sure. I was working with a girl from 3rd shift who was very pretty the other day. I was just being my normal jokester self with her for an hour or so. She then turned to me and said "You are very cute, but you just can't be flirting with me. I have a boyfriend."

    Me: "Uh... I'm actually gay."
    Her: REALLY? (times 1000)
    Me: Yup
    Her: ... wanna go shopping or go to a gay bar?
    Me: I hate shopping unless it's for video games and I'm only 20.
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    Feb 05, 2013 6:51 PM GMT
    JumpMan_Josh said
    HottJoe saidAww, you're a heartbreaker.

    You're also not the first man to not understand women.icon_lol.gif


    Woman are the strangest things for sure. I was working with a girl from 3rd shift who was very pretty the other day. I was just being my normal jokester self with her for an hour or so. She then turned to me and said "You are very cute, but you just can't be flirting with me. I have a boyfriend."

    Me: "Uh... I'm actually gay."
    Her: REALLY? (times 1000)
    Me: Yup
    Her: ... wanna go shopping or go to a gay bar?
    Me: I hate shopping unless it's for video games and I'm only 20.



    obvs she saw an opportunity for a new friend,]



    advice: only hag hot girls.
  • AMoonHawk

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    Feb 05, 2013 6:56 PM GMT
    LOL ... sorry but this really made me laugh icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 05, 2013 7:02 PM GMT
    JumpMan_Josh saidI just don't understand! We've been work buddies for a while now and we joke around a lot. A while back I assumed she knew I was gay, so when I was openly talking about my boyfriend she became confused. She actually didn't know I was gay and was shocked when she found out.

    She started getting tears in her eyes and saying she had the biggest crush on me. I felt absolutely horrible but she got over it soon after and we're back to being awesome buddies. She said she still wants to fuck me though icon_eek.gif!

    You know what, before I came to the realization that I like dudes, no girl ever wanted to touch me and thought I was the most hideous thing ever. Now, girls can't get enough of me. I DON'T UNDERSTAND LIFE!


    dude, I feel u.

    I had this one girl at my job start crying too when she found out. Because in her head she thought she was eventually gonna be with me. She had this crush going on in her head and flirted constantly. When I eventually told her I was gay, she cried for like an hour. I felt so bad.

    Like u...she said she still wanted to fuck me. It didnt matter. So now, she knows im gay, but she still wants to fuck. She'll say things like "why not? ...a hole is a hole..." and "just do it for me, pretend im a man or something"...

    so even tho she knows im gay she still wants the D......i dont get it either.

    Women are cray
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    Feb 05, 2013 7:05 PM GMT
    AMoonHawk saidLOL ... sorry but this really made me laugh icon_lol.gif

    Haha well glad someone found it funny at least. It was just awkward at the time!

    Import said


    She'll say things like "why not? ...a hole is a hole..." and "just do it for me, pretend im a man or something"...


    Tell her a hole may be a hole but to gay men it looks like a gaping shotgun wound down there icon_lol.gif
  • HottJoe

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    Feb 05, 2013 7:05 PM GMT
    LOL, Import!icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 05, 2013 7:06 PM GMT
    JumpMan_Josh saidI just don't understand! We've been work buddies for a while now and we joke around a lot. A while back I assumed she knew I was gay, so when I was openly talking about my boyfriend she became confused. She actually didn't know I was gay and was shocked when she found out.

    She started getting tears in her eyes and saying she had the biggest crush on me. I felt absolutely horrible but she got over it soon after and we're back to being awesome buddies. She said she still wants to fuck me though icon_eek.gif!

    You know what, before I came to the realization that I like dudes, no girl ever wanted to touch me and thought I was the most hideous thing ever. Now, girls can't get enough of me. I DON'T UNDERSTAND LIFE!
    Just had this happen to me a couple months ago. Friend at work apparently had an enormous crush on me, and kept trying to find out if I was straight. She got all upset when she found out I wasn't, and when she was around me, she'd give me like 15 minute hugs, not wanting to let me go.

    We're still friends though. I have an easier time attracting women for some reason. Most men want nothing to do with me.
  • Kriss

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    Feb 05, 2013 7:36 PM GMT
    pfsh your just to handsome Josh crushing that poor innocent girls fantasy xD but glad your still friends! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Feb 05, 2013 7:39 PM GMT
    Kriss saidpfsh your just to handsome Josh crushing that poor innocent girls fantasy xD but glad your still friends! icon_biggrin.gif


    Haha thanks, but girls sure do want what they can't have. Actually, some gay men are kinda like that too. I think I just had an epiphany. icon_eek.gif
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    Feb 05, 2013 7:49 PM GMT
    Some straight women have a similar fetish about gay men as straight men have about lesbians.
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    Feb 05, 2013 7:51 PM GMT
    Stan24 saidSome straight women have a similar fetish about gay men as straight men have about lesbians.


    Straight men want to go shoe shopping with lesbians?icon_eek.gif
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    Feb 05, 2013 8:00 PM GMT
    JumpMan_Josh saidI made a girl cry because I'm gay!

    You have a gift. With great power comes great responsibility.
    And lots of disappointed women.
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    Feb 05, 2013 8:17 PM GMT
    I became best friends with the guy I asked out who turned out to be straight. No tears or drama. Seamless from rejection, to friendship. Drama is as drama does.
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    Feb 05, 2013 8:20 PM GMT
    What Girls want is what they can't get! icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 05, 2013 8:24 PM GMT
    Fivealive saidWhat Girls want is what they can't get! icon_lol.gif

    Doesn't compute. icon_question.gif?icon_confused.gif
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    Feb 05, 2013 8:49 PM GMT
    JumpMan_Josh said
    Kriss saidpfsh your just to handsome Josh crushing that poor innocent girls fantasy xD but glad your still friends! icon_biggrin.gif


    Haha thanks, but girls sure do want what they can't have. Actually, some gay men are kinda like that too. I think I just had an epiphany. icon_eek.gif


    Lol maybe if I pretend to be straight I'll get more guys.
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    Feb 05, 2013 8:58 PM GMT
    Heartbreaker!!!
  • JackDoyle

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    Feb 05, 2013 9:17 PM GMT
    Once I complimented a girl on a night out and she said to me "That is the worst chat up line I ever heard!! icon_mad.gif " I just replied I'm gay ye stupid bitch lol
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    Feb 05, 2013 9:43 PM GMT
    Most women are drama queens. They will cry at the drop of a hat.
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    Feb 05, 2013 9:55 PM GMT
    Does it count if you made her cry by making sassy/cutting comments about her outfit?