20 reasons why Texas is better than your lame state.

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    Feb 06, 2013 3:30 AM GMT
    In honor of RJ Texas Appreciation Day

    1. Were the biggest state if you don't count Icelaska
    2. When California slides off the map, Texas will be the most populated
    3. We defeated Mexico all by ourselves
    4. 200 Rhode Islands could live here
    5. Parts of Texas are closer to California than they are Louisiana
    6. Everything is bigger including the people
    7. Our big people could beat up your small people
    8. We are far away from Canada
    9. Tex-Mex is better than real Mexican food
    10. Because the bigot Chuck Norris said so
    11. George W. Bush isn't actually from here (He's Connecticut's Problem)
    12. Were not Yankees
    13. I live here
    14. We have Beyonce Bitches!!!!!
    15. Our gay guys know how to two step
    16. Our high school football teams could beat your college football teams
    17. We don't freak out over a little water
    18. When we throw a Superbowl. Girls show BOOBIES.
    19. Oil, enough said
    20. We may not be the brightest but.... I got nothing


    Just trying to rattle some cages

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    Feb 06, 2013 3:31 AM GMT
    20 reasons why Ontario is better than every state:

    1. It's in Canada.
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    Feb 06, 2013 3:48 AM GMT
    Does Texas have gay marriage? Connecticut does! icon_cool.gif
    Bush don't live there anymore! He ain't CTs problem anymore..


    And since when do you care about BOOBIES?
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    Feb 06, 2013 3:51 AM GMT
    Oh and your profile says you want to move to California and you said the other day you might move to Chicago in May!

    Why do you want to leave your AMAZING state? HUH?????
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    Feb 06, 2013 3:52 AM GMT
    RadRTT saidOh and your profile says you want to move to California and you said the other day you might move to Chicago in May!

    Why do you want to leave your AMAZING state? HUH?????


    I left off the bad things of Texas.

    Rick Perry
    Humidity in Houston
    Rattle Snakes
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    Feb 06, 2013 3:55 AM GMT
    The only thing I liked about Texas was the toll road that has an 85mph speed limit and an option to pay by mail around Austin. Otherwise, "meh".

    However, I will give it a thumbs up to it's High Point - Guadalupe Mountain. totally kicked my ass, but an awesome adventure.
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    Feb 06, 2013 4:36 AM GMT
    msuNtx said
    RadRTT saidOh and your profile says you want to move to California and you said the other day you might move to Chicago in May!

    Why do you want to leave your AMAZING state? HUH?????


    I left off the bad things of Texas.

    Rick Perry
    Humidity in Houston
    Rattle Snakes


    That doesn't answer Rad's questions.
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    Feb 06, 2013 4:39 AM GMT
    Gay men in Texas are Hot .... too bad about the rest of the state icon_neutral.gif
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    Feb 06, 2013 4:40 AM GMT
    msuNtx said
    RadRTT saidOh and your profile says you want to move to California and you said the other day you might move to Chicago in May!

    Why do you want to leave your AMAZING state? HUH?????


    I left off the bad things of Texas.

    Rick Perry
    Humidity in Houston
    Rattle Snakes


    Don't forget Southern Baptists.

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    Feb 06, 2013 4:50 AM GMT
    Erik101 said
    msuNtx said
    RadRTT saidOh and your profile says you want to move to California and you said the other day you might move to Chicago in May!

    Why do you want to leave your AMAZING state? HUH?????


    I left off the bad things of Texas.

    Rick Perry
    Humidity in Houston
    Rattle Snakes


    That doesn't answer Rad's questions.


    I want to leave because I want to try some new places to live. Texas will always be home.
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    Feb 06, 2013 4:57 AM GMT
    yourname2000 said
    msuNtx said20 reasons why Texas is better than your lame state.

    I can only think of one:

    1. msuNtx is from there.


    That is already in the 20.

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    Feb 06, 2013 4:59 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor said
    yourname2000 said
    msuNtx said20 reasons why Texas is better than your lame state.

    I can only think of one:

    1. msuNtx is from there.


    Only one reason?


    That's two. The only two though. The rest are invalid. icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 06, 2013 4:59 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor said
    yourname2000 said
    msuNtx said20 reasons why Texas is better than your lame state.

    I can only think of one:

    1. msuNtx is from there.


    Only one reason? How soon they forget........icon_neutral.gif


    Your from Dallas Mr. Tony, which means your not really from Texas hehehehehe.
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    Feb 06, 2013 5:02 AM GMT
    Dallas is practically Oklahoma. icon_cool.gif
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    Feb 06, 2013 5:04 AM GMT
    msuNtx saidIn honor of RJ Texas Appreciation Day

    1. Were the biggest state if you don't count Icelaska
    2. When California slides off the map, Texas will be the most populated
    3. We defeated Mexico all by ourselves
    4. 200 Rhode Islands could live here
    5. Parts of Texas are closer to California than they are Louisiana
    6. Everything is bigger including the people
    7. Our big people could beat up your small people
    8. We are far away from Canada
    9. Tex-Mex is better than real Mexican food
    10. Because the bigot Chuck Norris said so
    11. George W. Bush isn't actually from here (He's Connecticut's Problem)
    12. Were not Yankees
    13. I live here
    14. We have Beyonce Bitches!!!!!
    15. Our gay guys know how to two step
    16. Our high school football teams could beat your college football teams
    17. We don't freak out over a little water
    18. When we throw a Superbowl. Girls show BOOBIES.
    19. Oil, enough said
    20. We may not be the brightest but.... I got nothing


    Just trying to rattle some cages

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    I like your points......




    ......scratch that, I just like you. icon_cool.gif
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    Feb 06, 2013 5:05 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor said
    msuNtx saidDallas is practically Oklahoma. icon_cool.gif

    Bitch!!! Bite yer tongue!


    I kid I kid. The only good thing about Dallas.... is you and your hubby icon_smile.gif
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    Feb 06, 2013 5:13 AM GMT
    1. Were the biggest state if you don't count Icelaska
    -- But it's mostly dirt/desert.

    2. When California slides off the map, Texas will be the most populated
    -- California will be an awesome island.

    3. We defeated Mexico all by ourselves
    -- But they're still there.

    4. 200 Rhode Islands could live here
    -- No one cares about RI.

    5. Parts of Texas are closer to California than they are Louisiana
    -- Huh?

    6. Everything is bigger including the people
    -- Yes, I've seen a lot of overweight people there.

    7. Our big people could beat up your small people
    -- Not if they're suffering a heart attack.

    8. We are far away from Canada
    -- Yes.

    9. Tex-Mex is better than real Mexican food
    -- No. Tex-Mex is just American food covered in salsa.

    10. Because the bigot Chuck Norris said so
    -- He's irrelevant now.

    11. George W. Bush isn't actually from here (He's Connecticut's Problem)
    -- His legacy continues.

    12. Were not Yankees
    -- LOL.

    13. I live here
    -- Well, I guess that's ok.

    14. We have Beyonce Bitches!!!!!
    -- You can keep her.

    15. Our gay guys know how to two step
    -- Not sure if that's a good thing.

    16. Our high school football teams could beat your college football teams
    -- Yeah, probably.

    17. We don't freak out over a little water
    -- Are you referring rain? I'd say Texans drive just as bad as Californians in rain.

    18. When we throw a Superbowl. Girls show BOOBIES.
    -- I think most of us here don't care.

    19. Oil, enough said
    -- California has oil too.

    20. We may not be the brightest but.... I got nothing
    -- That's ok. I like my guys built, dumb, and southern. icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 06, 2013 5:26 AM GMT
    I have a Texan next door.
    Why is he in CT?
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    Feb 06, 2013 5:32 AM GMT
    It would appear that Texans don't have commas nor apostrophes.
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    Feb 06, 2013 6:48 AM GMT
    msuNtx saidIn honor of RJ Texas Appreciation Day

    Blah Blah Blah....
    9. Tex-Mex is better than real Mexican food
    Blah Blah Blah...
    18. When we throw a Superbowl. Girls show BOOBIES.

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    From my experience Tex-Mex is just mexican recipes altered to use "american" ingredients or look/taste like american food. So it's basically wanna be compared to original. No contest really.

    Number 18 ... really? On a gay fitness website? No one here cares about that. icon_rolleyes.gif

    Some of your other points were good though. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Feb 06, 2013 9:03 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor said
    msuNtx saidDallas is practically Oklahoma. icon_cool.gif

    Bitch!!! Bite yer tongue!


    Ouch. icon_neutral.gif Well played.
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    Feb 06, 2013 9:12 AM GMT
    msuNtx said
    I left off the bad things of Texas.

    Rick Perry
    Humidity in Houston
    Rattle Snakes


    I miss Humidity in Houston. I actually like it. haha.
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    Feb 06, 2013 9:32 AM GMT
    I just want some bbq and a hot Texan to serve it to me. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Feb 06, 2013 12:58 PM GMT
    Webster666 saidIt would appear that Texans don't have commas nor apostrophes.


    #20 answered that question silly.