San Francisco - It's OK to Take a Dump on the Subway now, just not more than 3 times in 90 days

  • Suetonius

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    Feb 09, 2013 9:20 PM GMT
    Thinking of visiting our fair city? Our very wise political machine, ever friendly to tourists, no doubt thinking of the difficulty for tourists finding a public toilet, have now proclaimed that is is OK to take a dump or piss on the subway,. But, hey - let's not be excessive - you can't do it more than 3 times in a 90 day period. Now no one can say that the politicians are not taking care of the homeless with no place to sh*t.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/07/bart-bans_n_2638710.html
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    Feb 09, 2013 10:06 PM GMT
    escalator machinery full of do-do? icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif, geez, what is going on at the Bart stations, at least do-do isnt on the train itself, i guess not yet anyway, maybe homeless people hangin around with no public toliets? machinery is usually underground or not visable, some have found a "secret" place in which to their business, maybe Bart should invest in port-a-potties on the platforms and near escalators, thanks for the info, i'll bring hand sanitizer if i ever ride Bart, icon_rolleyes.gif


    fines? are they gonna lab test the human evidence? icon_rolleyes.gif
    Silly San Fran
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    Feb 10, 2013 12:14 AM GMT
    How much the fare?
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    Feb 10, 2013 12:15 AM GMT
    How big a dump can I take
  • FitGwynedd

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    Feb 10, 2013 12:19 AM GMT
    BART trains use British Colonial Gauge, as found in India and Ireland, so surely there is more than enough room to install toilets on the trains?
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    Feb 10, 2013 3:09 AM GMT
    However, it is not wise to piss on the "third rail".

    POP!

    And, it's over.
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    Feb 10, 2013 3:14 AM GMT
    Oh this thread is already a 5/5.
  • MidwesternKid

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    Feb 10, 2013 3:15 AM GMT
    I was at work one day monday morning and a customer pooped on the sales floor.


    It was glorious. Made my week.
  • Medjai

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    Feb 10, 2013 3:21 AM GMT
    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7G0HPofcr6E

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    Feb 10, 2013 3:47 AM GMT
    Medjai saidhttp://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7G0HPofcr6E

    How do you embed?


    Like this?
  • MidwesternKid

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    Feb 10, 2013 4:13 AM GMT
    ^^^ She took a look back to admire her work haha.
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    Feb 10, 2013 4:15 AM GMT
    MidwesternKid said^^^ She took a look back to admire her work haha.


    SHE DID, that sneaky bitch! icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 10, 2013 4:27 AM GMT
    GAMRican said
    Medjai saidhttp://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7G0HPofcr6E

    How do you embed?


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    icon_neutral.gificon_neutral.gif I'm scarred for life icon_neutral.gificon_neutral.gif

    She didn't even check for toilet paper in the rack... icon_neutral.gif
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    Feb 10, 2013 4:28 AM GMT
    And of course they banned plastic bags so you can't pick it up.
  • Timbales

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    Feb 10, 2013 4:40 AM GMT
    That's gross..how do you wipe?
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    Feb 10, 2013 4:42 AM GMT
    Timbales saidThat's gross..how do you wipe?


    She must dig that "fresh" feeling. Probably a fetish.
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    Feb 10, 2013 4:51 AM GMT
    GAMRican said
    Medjai saidhttp://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7G0HPofcr6E

    How do you embed?


    Like this?



    that is the most ive seen since the end of pink flamingo, trashy Divine icon_razz.gif
  • Timbales

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    Feb 10, 2013 4:52 AM GMT
    GAMRican said
    Timbales saidThat's gross..how do you wipe?


    She must dig that "fresh" feeling. Probably a fetish.


    Maybe she eats a lot of fiber and its firm..
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    Feb 10, 2013 4:59 AM GMT
    MidwesternKid saidI was at work one day monday morning and a customer pooped on the sales floor.


    It was glorious. Made my week.



    i never saw it but yeah, ive heard about poop at work where its not supposed to be, one incident was shit smeared on the mens bathroom wall and a few months later, a poop pile was found in a work lab, everyone was called in for that one including security, they sent the offending pile to forensics to see if it was human, they suspected a rouge kitty cat but then somebody said the turds were to big for a small animal, i died laughing at managements behavior and reactions, "oh what do we have here, call security" icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

    I always suspected a disgruntled manager
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    Feb 10, 2013 5:06 AM GMT
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