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    Feb 10, 2013 10:33 PM GMT
    My dick wants to thank you all for the concern of where it would find itself in this weekend.

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    Feb 11, 2013 12:57 AM GMT
    When he's happy, everyone's happy. icon_smile.gif
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    Feb 11, 2013 4:00 AM GMT
    lagwm saidWhen he's happy, everyone's happy. icon_smile.gif


    Me: Stop waking me up in the morning.
    My Dick: Shut up fruit.