Warnings for your Future RJ Husband.

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    Feb 12, 2013 7:19 PM GMT
    So many of us have our future hubbies here on RJ. Our profiles have listed our good qualities and what we ourselves are looking for in the potential Mr. What are some things he should know before making this decision that we have left out or that might make him reconsider.

    Can be a demand ,a bad trait, pet peeve or just something random.

    1. Our first dog will be a girl Pomsky named Izzo.
    2. My last name is not changing.
    3. I sleep on the left side of the bed.
    4. I use all the hot water.
    5. You can never own a snake.
    6. We're swimming with sharks cageless
    7. I enjoy giving you wrong directions so we get lost
    8. I am stubborn, witty, sarcastic but I'll love ya more than I love penguins.

    Already hitched guys should post things that they demanded or had to do after getting together.
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    Feb 12, 2013 7:54 PM GMT
    Love me, love my dogs.
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    Feb 12, 2013 7:56 PM GMT
    - We're getting both a dog and a cat.
    - Definitely needs to know how to drive a stick shift.
    - No name changes or hyphenation.
    - Gotta know his way around the kitchen as well as the gym.
    - No shoes in the house.
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    Feb 12, 2013 7:58 PM GMT
    Hahaha lets see now..

    I refuse to be near reptiles

    We'll have a German Shepard

    I refuse to kiss him if he makes the dog lick his face *gross*

    I am keeping my last name

    I'll sleep on the right hand side

    I will pick out his clothes and decorate the house.

    He can cook while I'll cook on occasions

    he will not let himself go

    A pre nuptial agreement.

    I will name my first born.








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    Feb 12, 2013 7:59 PM GMT
    1.) We will have a Siberian Husky (regular one named Loki or a Red one named Surt)
    2.) I sleep on the Right side of the bed
    3.) If we have kids the first born son will be named Torin (After the man who did my heart surgery, sorry I promised him)
    4.) We will go on Roller Coasters a few times a year
    5.) We will take many road trips (I usually get lost but thats how you make memories)
    6.) We will cuddle A LOT!!!! icon_mad.gif
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    Feb 12, 2013 8:01 PM GMT
    xrichx said- We're getting both a dog and a cat.
    - Definitely needs to know how to drive a stick shift.
    - No name changes or hyphenation.
    - Gotta know his way around the kitchen as well as the gym.
    - No shoes in the house.


    Why stick shift?
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    Feb 12, 2013 8:02 PM GMT
    msuNtx said
    xrichx said- We're getting both a dog and a cat.
    - Definitely needs to know how to drive a stick shift.
    - No name changes or hyphenation.
    - Gotta know his way around the kitchen as well as the gym.
    - No shoes in the house.


    Why stick shift?
    I think its a sexual thing icon_eek.gif
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    Feb 12, 2013 8:03 PM GMT
    RadRTT said1.) We will have a Siberian Husky (regular one named Loki or a Red one named Surt)
    2.) I sleep on the Right side of the bed
    3.) If we have kids the first born son will be named Torin (After the man who did my heart surgery, sorry I promised him)
    4.) We will go on Roller Coasters a few times a year
    5.) We will take many road trips (I usually get lost but thats how you make memories)
    6.) We will cuddle A LOT!!!! icon_mad.gif


    Torin is awesome. I approve.
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    Feb 12, 2013 8:03 PM GMT
    I will put my freakum dress on, spin it all around and take it to the ground.
    - No shoes in the house.
    - No kids.
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    Feb 12, 2013 8:16 PM GMT
    There is a thunderstorm in my bedroom every night.
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    Feb 12, 2013 8:17 PM GMT
    - I'm not interested in chick flicks at all! I almost died from boredom when I watched "Love Actually".

    - I'm a food and wine snob. Get used to it.

    - If you don't like extroverts and type A personalities, there's the door.
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    Feb 12, 2013 8:25 PM GMT
    msuNtx said
    xrichx said- We're getting both a dog and a cat.
    - Definitely needs to know how to drive a stick shift.
    - No name changes or hyphenation.
    - Gotta know his way around the kitchen as well as the gym.
    - No shoes in the house.


    Why stick shift?
    If I'm too tired to drive back from where ever we went, he's gotta drive. My car is a stick shift. icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 12, 2013 8:26 PM GMT
    xrichx said
    msuNtx said
    xrichx said- We're getting both a dog and a cat.
    - Definitely needs to know how to drive a stick shift.
    - No name changes or hyphenation.
    - Gotta know his way around the kitchen as well as the gym.
    - No shoes in the house.


    Why stick shift?
    If I'm too tired to drive back from where ever we went, he's gotta drive. My car is a stick shift. icon_wink.gif


    That eliminates me icon_eek.gif
  • TheBizMan

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    Feb 12, 2013 8:30 PM GMT
    1) You'll never be enough... but keep on tryin.











    ...you know I actually think there are some people out there like this.
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    Feb 12, 2013 8:34 PM GMT
    --will love tomatoes and everything made from said lycopene enriched fruit.

    --will never critic my driving and use your foot on the passenger side as if it were a driver's-ed car, no matter how reckless I am.

    --will always be excepting of my PDA no matter how inappropriate.

    --will bring me flowers for the hell of it, no thought to how emasculating you think it makes me in your eyes.

    --will ask for the sex, instead of waiting for me to rape you out of pure frustration.

    Shit think I'll stop there...clearly the wrong thread.
  • Karl

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    Feb 12, 2013 8:35 PM GMT
    I love beard , you better not shave it.
    I don't like cats
    I'm Asian , so get your stomach ready to eat spicy foods.
    Silly guys turn me off.
    I have traffic-phobia , don't drive too fast.
    I don't like bars , we will go to somewhere quiet and drink ok ?
    No smoking

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    Feb 12, 2013 8:53 PM GMT
    7.) I really don't believe in engagement rings for guys. I don't really care who proposes but instead of rings we would have matching engagement watches (Cheesy I know but what isn't)
    8.) I will be the first to say it. I WILL change my name for my guy. icon_cool.gif
    9.) 15 minutes early is on time...On time is 15 minutes late to me
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    Feb 12, 2013 8:56 PM GMT
    Rad I wanna do matching necklaces and I'm officially eliminated because I'm late ALL the time.
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    Feb 12, 2013 8:57 PM GMT
    msuNtx saidRad I wanna do matching necklaces and I'm officially eliminated because I'm late ALL the time.
    Necklaces could work...

    And I WILL CHANGE YOU!!!!! icon_razz.gif
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    Feb 12, 2013 8:59 PM GMT
    Many have tried. ADHD gets the best me. I'm like OMG puppies online, I must watch and not get ready for class.
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    Feb 12, 2013 9:01 PM GMT
    msuNtx saidMany have tried. ADHD gets the best me. I'm like OMG puppies online, I must watch and not get ready for class.
    lol well it is the one thing I can live with. My friends are all late on purpose to piss me off...so I can live with it..

    And if it is puppies online that is excusable! And it's only classes. I am talking about movies and going to amusement parks really early so you can ride as many things as humanly possible.
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    Feb 12, 2013 9:02 PM GMT
    RadRTT said
    msuNtx saidMany have tried. ADHD gets the best me. I'm like OMG puppies online, I must watch and not get ready for class.
    lol well it is the one thing I can live with. My friends are all late on purpose to piss me off...so I can live with it..

    And if it is puppies online that is excusable! And it's only classes. I am talking about movies and going to amusement parks really early so you can ride as many things as humanly possible.


    Glad our priorities are in order.
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    Feb 12, 2013 9:04 PM GMT
    Matching engagement Rolex watches? icon_biggrin.gif
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    Feb 12, 2013 9:05 PM GMT
    Screw it, for my wedding day I don't want a ring, I want a Rolex Submariner!
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    Feb 12, 2013 9:30 PM GMT
    Neight saidMatching engagement Rolex watches? icon_biggrin.gif


    Gonna be a fancy gay.