saw someone fart-bombed at gym yesterday. is there an etiquette? any funny stories?

  • dommyinlosang...

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    Feb 16, 2013 6:18 PM GMT
    I have a "thing" about passing flatus (medical term)... I know it's crazy but i think one of the most disgusting things is smelling another persons poofs... it grosses me out becasue all i can imagine is that the particles in my nose were just up someones butt... i imagine one of those cartoon cloud like when a cartoon character makes a pie and the smell, in the form of a cloud with a finger, travels a long distance to lure someone... poofs are like the deadly opposite

    anyway... last night i was at the gym... watching hot guys on the first floor come and go as i did my cardio up on the second floor... it's a nice way to make the time go by... i see this one particular cute dude walking passed the front desk when he makes this cringing face, he waves his hand passed his nose 3 or 4 times then turns his head and looks annoyingly at the guy walking away who has just went by him... it kind of made me laugh and grossed me out... now maybe the guy stank but i'm pretty sure i know what that was.

    i know we're all people and we all poof and at the gym with all the bending and twisting and forcing that it's gonna find it's way out... thank god for the good air circulation at my gym...

    so any passing flatus stories? opinions on the subject? do some guys poof and not care? do you try to hold it in? curious of the etiquette?

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  • rnch

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    Feb 16, 2013 6:41 PM GMT
    All that excessive intake of protein has to go somewhere........






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    Feb 16, 2013 6:59 PM GMT
    That's why I stay away from the ab and cunch machine area. People struggle so hard to do crunches, they let out a little tweet. icon_lol.gif
  • Fable

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    Feb 16, 2013 7:50 PM GMT
    I actually looooooooove crop dusting the escalators on the tube.

    Everyone has to come up through the cloud behind me muahahaha
  • dommyinlosang...

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    Feb 16, 2013 8:08 PM GMT
    fable saidI actually looooooooove crop dusting the escalators on the tube.

    Everyone has to come up through the cloud behind me muahahaha


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    Feb 16, 2013 8:23 PM GMT
    Get some sphincter control, guys! icon_lol.gif

    I had an old dude let out a huge stinky fart while he was standing completely naked about 3 feet away from me. There was nothing between me and that gas cloud. Worse yet, a few days later, he did the exact same thing again! If he wasn't such a frail, old man, I would have wanted to kick his ass.
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    Feb 16, 2013 8:26 PM GMT
    yourname2000 said
    xrichx saidThat's why I stay away from the ab and cunch machine area. People struggle so hard to do crunches, they let out a little tweet. icon_lol.gif

    Leg press. Guilty. icon_neutral.gif



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  • AMoonHawk

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    Feb 16, 2013 9:14 PM GMT
    Next time yell out," try a tampon!"
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    Feb 16, 2013 10:17 PM GMT
    fable saidI actually looooooooove crop dusting the escalators on the tube.

    Everyone has to come up through the cloud behind me muahahaha


    So that was you, I got a nosebleed last time I was changing at Piccadilly Circus icon_evil.gif

    Personally I recommend doing it when someone is holding a ladder for you.

  • Fable

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    Feb 17, 2013 4:51 AM GMT
    bus9ja2d said
    fable saidI actually looooooooove crop dusting the escalators on the tube.

    Everyone has to come up through the cloud behind me muahahaha


    So that was you, I got a nosebleed last time I was changing at Piccadilly Circus icon_evil.gif

    Personally I recommend doing it when someone is holding a ladder for you.



    Like I would ever use picadilly as a station.... am I a tourist.




    Bitch please.