If you opened your own bar/nightclub.

  • PolaroidSwing...

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    Feb 18, 2013 5:12 AM GMT
    What would make it stand out from all the others?
    Money isn't an issue, but it has to be realistic and sustainable.

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    Feb 18, 2013 5:17 AM GMT
    I love 80´s and oldies so mine would look like an old discoteque but it would be open to everybody, I don't like tags when it comes to bars and clubs. if you know what I mean... icon_twisted.gif
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    Feb 18, 2013 5:19 AM GMT
    It would be on a river boat.

    Pull on your speedos and swim on out.

    You can leave any time you like, but you have to prove to the bouncer that you're sober enough to swim.

    Or kayak, if you're a lesbian.

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    Feb 18, 2013 5:20 AM GMT
    It would resemble a corporate office. Employee uniforms would be bland business clothes. And customers would need to order food/drinks by filling out a TPS report.
  • Angelix90

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    Feb 18, 2013 5:20 AM GMT
    During one of the Simpsons' episode, Homer and Moe opened a bar for the less attractive gay men. They did quite well until Moe decided to be gay.
  • jim_sf

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    Feb 18, 2013 5:26 AM GMT
    It'd be a bar for gay geeks, called The Hard Drive. The wi-fi would be phenomenal.
  • calibro

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    Feb 18, 2013 6:04 AM GMT
    only attractive people with nice peens can get in... so like 90 percent of yall can stand at the door.
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    Feb 18, 2013 6:14 AM GMT
    hm, this is something I thought about in the past. It's be a sort of a mixture dance club/restaurant bar.

    . Japanese/Asian-themed meets Euro-Fusion nightclub. (Serves mostly Euro/Asian dishes).
    . Huge Koi pond on the bottom of the floor/clear glass.
    . Bartenders all shirtless serve exotic drinks/wines and alcohol from all over.
    . Huge fireplaces inside and outside, VIP booth in the back.
    . DJ booth in the middle, huge dance floor.
    . Bamboo trees, exotic flowers...think Shangri La setting.
    . Very cute boys dancing in their speedos/aussiebum
    . 21+, a mixed crowd, gay and straight
    . I'd open it in West Hollywood or Hollywood area.
    . Basically think of it as *The Abbey but more Euro/Asian feel to it.
    . I would call it *Club White Lotus* or something exotic like that.
    . Need a lot of money to open this but this is like my Baby Toy right here!

  • AMoonHawk

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    Feb 18, 2013 6:20 AM GMT
    clothing optional
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    Feb 18, 2013 6:20 AM GMT
    Wink saidI love 80´s and oldies so mine would look like an old discoteque but it would be open to everybody, I don't like tags when it comes to bars and clubs. if you know what I mean... icon_twisted.gif


    When Pleasure Island at Walt Disney World was still open, one of the clubs called 8 Tracks, main theme was music from the 70s and 80s. And the design was exactly like a discotheque. It was so much fun!
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    Feb 18, 2013 6:21 AM GMT
    I would call it puzzles.
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    Feb 18, 2013 6:22 AM GMT
    jim_stl saidIt'd be a bar for gay geeks, called The Hard Drive. The wi-fi would be phenomenal.

    This is the best idea I have ever heard.
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    Feb 18, 2013 6:24 AM GMT
    Honestly I have thought about it. It kinda is a bucket list for me...something to do if/when I retire early lol!

    It would def be a sports bar.

    But I seriously would call it RADS!

    (I am known other places as Rad) icon_cool.gif
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    Feb 18, 2013 6:27 AM GMT
    Oddly enough - mine would only serve breakfast foods.

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    Feb 18, 2013 6:27 AM GMT
    I live in Honolulu where the Gay bar scene is a little....umm...lacking. Although we do have a few great bars here.

    The place that I would open is actually in an existing Gay bar that currently caters to the geriatric crowd, drug addicts, psych cases and various types of low-lifes.

    They have a great space, and I would call the place "STRAP" and it would be a leather denim bar, but regardless of what anyone looks like or how they dress, everyone would be welcome. The bar would have a leather, denim, jockstrap theme and everything would be "industrial": steel grey and black.

    Besides that, this place has a great kitchen and we would also serve signature Asian-Pacific inspired bar food. Or does it really have to be bar food? Just great food for Gay men and their friends who want a masculine, semi-erotic environment in which to enjoy some great food and drinks.

    The music would be loud and "thumping" but not so loud as to inhibit conversation. We'd turn up the volume as it gets later into the night.

    Anyway, such is my image of what kind of a Gay bar we could have here in HNL.
  • SinfulWays

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    Feb 18, 2013 6:28 AM GMT
    I would open up a Nightclub called "TWINKS". All would be welcome but would cater to all twinks! I would also broadcast the dance floor on PPV...
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    Feb 18, 2013 6:30 AM GMT
    Girta's Poon Emporium and Trout Market (lesbian bar)
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    Feb 18, 2013 6:32 AM GMT
    xrichx said customers would need to order food/drinks by filling out a TPS report.


    I'm horny and excited already!
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    Feb 18, 2013 6:33 AM GMT
    calibro saidonly attractive people with nice peens can get in... so like 90 percent of yall can stand at the door.


    Damn my ugly penis! icon_sad.gif
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    Feb 18, 2013 6:37 AM GMT
    ConQuest saidOddly enough - mine would only serve breakfast foods.

    That's the best kind of food! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Feb 18, 2013 6:44 AM GMT
    PolaroidSwinger saidWhat would make it stand out from all the others?
    Money isn't an issue, but it has to be realistic and sustainable.

    Go.


    LOL...first of all...it would be a leather bar...and I would have sexy, muscular and ripped guys do their dance thing on a stage every weekend!

    Mondays: Stand Up Comedy Night

    Tuesday: Theme Night - Come dressed in the requested theme for the night

    Wednesday: Drag Show Night

    Thursday: 1/2 price Beer Night ( from 10 PM to 2 AM)

    Friday: Karaoke Night ( First Prize- $50, Second Prize - $25, Third Prize - 2 limited drinks for 2 on either Saturday or Sunday from 10 PM to 2 AM)

    Of course I'd have all the music video monitors playing the 80s, 90s and current songs as well as some porn and if business is really good...raffle off a ticket to a cruise on Atlantis Events once a year!
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    Feb 18, 2013 6:45 AM GMT
    I would do something that looked like a fallout shelter, with elements of the game "Fallout-New Vegas" and movies like the Terminator franchise.
  • SinfulWays

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    Feb 18, 2013 7:01 AM GMT
    I would open up a sports bar, serve all kinds of chiken. Sort of like Hooters but my bar would be called COCKS. The logo would be a rooster with a bulge in his pants! All the servers would all be scantily clad Buff Sexy guys!!! Hey, I can dream. Can't I
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    Feb 18, 2013 7:03 AM GMT
    It would be airport themed with air bridges leading to several jumbo jets that have been converted to dance floors, a bar, a cafe, and a restaurant. There would be bridges connecting each of the planes. The staff would dress as pilots and flight attendants. When you exit, you have the option of going down the emergency slide.

    And maybe there would be a functional plane that's half bar and half first class seating. The ticket cost would be exorbitant.
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    Feb 18, 2013 7:28 AM GMT
    Hermes63 said
    LOL...first of all...it would be a leather bar...and I would have sexy, muscular and ripped guys do their dance thing on a stage every weekend!

    Mondays: Stand Up Comedy Night

    Tuesday: Theme Night - Come dressed in the requested theme for the night

    Wednesday: Drag Show Night

    Thursday: 1/2 price Beer Night ( from 10 PM to 2 AM)

    Friday: Karaoke Night ( First Prize- $50, Second Prize - $25, Third Prize - 2 limited drinks for 2 on either Saturday or Sunday from 10 PM to 2 AM)

    Of course I'd have all the music video monitors playing the 80s, 90s and current songs as well as some porn


    Wow this idea and structural setup has never been done before by any gay bar anywhere ever!!!1!11one!!11