Hunch.com

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    Feb 18, 2013 7:18 AM GMT
    I've been waisting my time on is hunch.com http://hunch.com/. When you aren't sitting around all day answering questions ("Do you burp it or does it burp you?" "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if woodchucks were real?") you have to write reviews of products like your life depended on it. If your a good little drone and and give as many reviews to as many products as you can, they reward you with being an "influencer" and they won't cut off another finger. What was a waste of time has turned into deep sobs and pressure to put out like a was a pre-teen girl with a slutty reputation. I think hunch is just a front for companies that don't want to pay for marketing research groups, so they let hunch do the work by snagging suckers like me by making it it sound like they are doing ME the favor by reviewing all these products. Where is all my data input going to and why do you want to know if I would like morels if I knew what a morel was? They even tell you who to follow so I have fellow sufferers to experience this marketing gimmick Hell with (my only follower is a Japanese girl) who's chained to the same radiator I'm chained to (I swore on my son's eyes I'd help her escape so she can live for the both of us). Hunch monitors the letters I send out and I think they have listening devices in the rolls of toilet paper. I'll see how far I'll ride it.
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    Mar 13, 2013 6:38 PM GMT
    This was my review for "pasta shells in tomatoe sauce" for hunch.com:

    Tomatoes are a living Hell, they're like watered-down ketchup packets in a red membrane.

    I wonder how many of these screwy reviews they'll let me post before I'm cut off.

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    Apr 05, 2013 12:46 AM GMT
    I'm now reduced to insulting people on hunch. One beanhead's reviews are just a re-stating of the products description:

    Product description of a cool fish bowl:
    "A modern take on the basic fish bowl."

    Beanhead's real review of same fish bowl:
    "A modern take on the basic fish bowl!"

    This guy reviewed bubble gum paper weights and my review right after his said; "Ditto whatever the guy below me said. Stating the obvious is a wonder for him."

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    Apr 05, 2013 12:48 AM GMT
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    Apr 05, 2013 12:57 AM GMT
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    Please just get naked already.


    Where do you find these ladies D ?
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    Apr 05, 2013 1:00 AM GMT
    LOL I was kidding, only to make K3l3ko jelly.
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    Apr 05, 2013 1:07 AM GMT
    I must admit I'm a little jealous as well
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    Apr 05, 2013 1:11 AM GMT
    How did this turn away from me and hunch? It's like a bunch of drunk broads stumble into a room with half their tits hanging out and scream; "Look at me!"
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    Apr 05, 2013 1:14 AM GMT
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