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    Feb 19, 2013 10:26 PM GMT
    Well?

    Go ahead, briefly sum up why anyone should pay attention to you. What makes you stand out? Do you have a story to tell? Give a short elevator speech about yourself.


    This is an exercise in writing as well as creativity. Though all stories should be true.

    Please limit your response to 2 or 3 paragraphs. This means you Art.
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    Feb 19, 2013 10:31 PM GMT
    I go through a lot of odd and usual crap that if I had used to the part of my brain for logical thinking I probably could of avoided. A few examples are like the time I dated an 'albino' girl back in high school who was completely baby crazy and she used to put a pillow under her shirt and pretend she was pregnant. Wasn't actually albino though but was a biracial whose mother told her she was albino so she would never realize she cheated on her father. Then there was the time I forgot to take my pairing knife out of my carry on bag as I was trying to get onto the plane and I was told to try and put it into my check on bag. So I ran through the airport, this large airport, this large international airport with security guards in every nook and cranny with a knife in my hand. Although I let me fly out of there I do not believe I am allowed back. The time I accidentally stabbed myself four inches deep as I watched a Lakers game and lost money. I could go on.
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    Feb 19, 2013 10:37 PM GMT
    Why should I pretend to be something I'm not?
  • AMoonHawk

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    Feb 19, 2013 10:44 PM GMT
    Obviously I am interesting, because you're not icon_cool.gif
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    Feb 19, 2013 10:50 PM GMT
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    Feb 19, 2013 10:54 PM GMT
    somebody is getting ready to update their OKCupid profile and wants some ideas!!


    AWWWWWWWW so cuuuuute
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    Feb 19, 2013 11:35 PM GMT
    no one need to prove to you anything , such an insecure question icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Feb 19, 2013 11:50 PM GMT
    I'm fabulous and sassy.
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    I am also very outspoken and will stand up for things that I believe in even if nobody is backing me up. Areas of interest that I will debate about: religion, politics, ethnicity, sexuality, gender, basically any ethical question.
    I have a flawless sense of aesthetics imho. I got a perfect score on that hue test that somebody posted once on here. My aesthetic interests include high end fashion, modern architecture, interior decor, photography, contemporary art, and graphic design. My other interests include music (mostly electronic/dance and experimental), film, documentaries, advertising/marketing, travel, cuisine, sociology, psychology, and video games.

    Oh and I'm ginger.
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    Feb 19, 2013 11:51 PM GMT
    p.s. i got lazy after listing my interests so i cut it short lol
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    Feb 20, 2013 12:22 AM GMT
    I picked up my current bf cause he thought I was a totally masc chill brah when I tried to drown his bf in a river.

    I got blitzed drunk, blacked out, and hit on every swinging dicks on my boat in Iceland during the DADT era.

    I fucked the captain of the next boat over when I was a lowly e-4 just to say I did. Kinda had a thing for people above me.
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    Feb 20, 2013 12:25 AM GMT
    Scrotum_Tamer saidI picked up my current bf cause he thought I was a totally masc chill brah when I tried to drown his bf in a river.
    Details plz.
  • hanzo83

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    Feb 20, 2013 1:46 AM GMT
    The proof is in the pudding. Come have a taste icon_wink.gif.
  • Adozark

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    Feb 20, 2013 1:55 AM GMT
    I am sarcastic to a fault (I can come off as an ass when people don't catch on that I'm being sarcastic). lol Kinda like House, though I wouldn't say I'm as smart as him, though the writers have plenty of time to come up with all his lines in advance.
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    Feb 20, 2013 3:36 AM GMT
    God, ya'll suck. Most of ya'll anyways....
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    Feb 20, 2013 3:39 AM GMT
    Psh, like I need to prove that
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    Feb 20, 2013 3:40 AM GMT
    barbieee saidno one need to prove to you anything , such an insecure question icon_rolleyes.gif



    STFU.icon_mad.gif
  • Adozark

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    Feb 20, 2013 3:40 AM GMT
    jmusmc85 saidGod, ya'll suck. Most of ya'll anyways....


    haha. icon_confused.gif
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    Feb 20, 2013 4:07 AM GMT
    McQueen said
    Scrotum_Tamer saidI picked up my current bf cause he thought I was a totally masc chill brah when I tried to drown his bf in a river.
    Details plz.


    It was during a group river floating trip. Our float had the most beer stocked so when the other floats ran dry, they sent swimmers to steal our beer. My bf's ex was trying to climb onto our float when i grabbed his arms and drop him back into the water. The second time i full blown tackled him back into the water since he was almost in our float. We both went under, I kicked him off, then swam back. When I made it back on there was pointing and shouting. Looking back the bf's ex was sinking. He got hurt during the scuffle.

    It was a pretty fun day.
  • Angelix90

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    Feb 20, 2013 4:17 AM GMT
    Scrotum_Tamer said
    McQueen said
    Scrotum_Tamer saidI picked up my current bf cause he thought I was a totally masc chill brah when I tried to drown his bf in a river.
    Details plz.


    It was during a group river floating trip. Our float had the most beer stocked so when the other floats ran dry, they sent swimmers to steal our beer. My bf's ex was trying to climb onto our float when i grabbed his arms and drop him back into the water. The second time i full blown tackled him back into the water since he was almost in our float. We both went under, I kicked him off, then swam back. When I made it back on there was pointing and shouting. Looking back the bf's ex was sinking. He got hurt during the scuffle.

    It was a pretty fun day.


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    Feb 20, 2013 5:02 AM GMT
    I like you, you're interesting. Would do you even, if you'd make me feel you felt the same things and more for yourself.
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    Feb 20, 2013 5:06 AM GMT
    Heh I see things like that in profiles and scruff all the time..

    Surprise me... Interest me... Bla bla bla


    No, fuck off, I got better things to do with my time that try and interest you.
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    Feb 20, 2013 5:09 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidHeh I see things like that in profiles and scruff all the time..

    Surprise me... Interest me... Bla bla bla


    No, fuck off, I got better things to do with my time that try and interest you.



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    Feb 20, 2013 5:09 AM GMT
    4i3JR0phan7 saidI like you, you're interesting. Would do you even, if you'd make me feel you felt the same things and more for yourself.


    How do you have 10,000 + posts and I have no idea who the fuck you are????



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    Feb 20, 2013 5:12 AM GMT
    Dear ugly marine gurrrl,

    Your thread seems like a flop at the moment. How daaaar you create such failure? I will now post noodz to drum up participations. I need to know who's worthy of my cyber-stalking and pervy messages from third world sock accounts.

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    Feb 20, 2013 6:01 AM GMT
    Scrotum_Tamer saidDear ugly marine gurrrl,

    Your thread seems like a flop at the moment. How daaaar you create such failure? I will now post noodz to drum up participations. I need to know who's worthy of my cyber-stalking and pervy messages from third world sock accounts.

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    Whatever. You're Asian so I'll cut you some slack since I know you don't get laid.