I just IMed myself....

  • Delivis

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    Oct 06, 2008 10:49 AM GMT
    I didnt know i could do that, but still being awake at 6:30 am makes one explore strange things that i would never have thought to try...

    I Instant Message-ed myself.
    I told myself hello.
    Then I asked myself to do lewd acts on camera.
    Then I got offended at myself and refused myself.
    Then i called myself a depraved sicko, and slaped myself with an emote!
    I apologized to myself, then...
    As i last ditch effort, i slowed down my approach and told myself i look attractive, that i liked my profile, and thought i was an interesting person and really wanted to get to know me.
    I felt sorry for myself and gave myself a reluctant 'thanks'....



    This may be the start of a beautiful relationship!
  • Delivis

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    Oct 06, 2008 11:14 AM GMT
    I hate doing this, but since we live in an age where many people are absolutely unable to distinguish serious writing from the intentionally absurd or satirical, just let me assure you this post was meant to be absurd..icon_smile.gif

    Many-a-time i have posted things on the internet only to get a plethora of messages from people saying things like... my belief in the flying spaghetti monster is irrational (when making a satirical critique of a religious position) as one example....or hoping i get help for my schizophrenia, when i post something along these lines..icon_smile.gif

    Anyhow, carry on, and a good morning to all!
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    Oct 06, 2008 11:57 AM GMT
    Delivis saidI didnt know i could do that, but still being awake at 6:30 am makes one explore strange things that i would never have thought to try...

    I Instant Message-ed myself.
    I told myself hello.
    Then I asked myself to do lewd acts on camera.
    Then I got offended at myself and refused myself.
    Then i called myself a depraved sicko, and slaped myself with an emote!
    I apologized to myself, then...
    As i last ditch effort, i slowed down my approach and told myself i look attractive, that i liked my profile, and thought i was an interesting person and really wanted to get to know me.
    I felt sorry for myself and gave myself a reluctant 'thanks'....



    This may be the start of a beautiful relationship!


    Don't you just hate it, when your self gets offended at your self for stuff your self would usually do but you where just being a bitch to your self!.. I hate it when I do that to my self, I really do, I end up being in a grumpy mood for days!
  • Delivis

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    Oct 06, 2008 12:16 PM GMT
    Yes, but i find having sex with myself after such ordeals has wonderful self-reconciliatory effects.
  • Delivis

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    Oct 06, 2008 12:38 PM GMT
    muchmorethanmuscle saidI know you were just teasing. So was I.


    I figured you were, but you did remind me that such disclaimers always save me a bunch of responses to people who lack sarcasm/absurdity radar..icon_smile.gif
  • oookellyooo

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    Oct 06, 2008 12:44 PM GMT
    Delivis saidI didnt know i could do that, but still being awake at 6:30 am makes one explore strange things that i would never have thought to try...

    I Instant Message-ed myself.
    I told myself hello.
    Then I asked myself to do lewd acts on camera.
    Then I got offended at myself and refused myself.
    Then i called myself a depraved sicko, and slaped myself with an emote!
    I apologized to myself, then...
    As i last ditch effort, i slowed down my approach and told myself i look attractive, that i liked my profile, and thought i was an interesting person and really wanted to get to know me.
    I felt sorry for myself and gave myself a reluctant 'thanks'....



    This may be the start of a beautiful relationship!


    your post is catchy and funny...well if you're schizophrenic, i assume you deny that, but if reality sets in, then you'll be a hot patient in a mental hospital. ;-))

    p.s. i'm kidding on the schizo part.
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    Oct 06, 2008 5:26 PM GMT
    I'm afraid to IM myself as I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be into myself, so I'd turn off my cam, then I would ask me to "show face" and then I'd have to pretend that someone was at the door.

    So I messaged myself instead. I said "Hey"

    I replied with "What's up?"

    To which I replied back, "What are ya doin tonite?"

    After a bit of this, I wondered why I was engaged in this conversation, since I live 4,000 miles from myself, so I pretended someone was at the door.

    * blinks *

    * stares silently *

    K
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    Oct 06, 2008 5:32 PM GMT
    I quit IMing myself when every argument ended in a draw.
    ....very dull.
    I mean, the conversations were brilliant, but TOTALLY predictable.


















    ....yeah, I thought so too.
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    Oct 06, 2008 10:45 PM GMT
    alright this makes me chuckle... I'm pretty sure I'd block myself also.
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    Oct 06, 2008 10:59 PM GMT
    I think they have medicine to take care of those desires to speak to yourself icon_eek.gif

    Haha. But hey... if you can't be friends with yourself how can you be friends with anyone else, right?
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    Oct 06, 2008 11:04 PM GMT
    Ladies, you need to get out a bit more.
  • JohnG16775

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    Oct 06, 2008 11:30 PM GMT
    funny stuff
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    Oct 07, 2008 12:13 AM GMT
    Ive IMed myself plenty of times haha. Try using lines like "sup stud?" and "cute pics dude."

    Who started using the word stud again? Is it the same people that brought maverick back?icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Oct 07, 2008 12:22 AM GMT

    In2Lectual> I think they have medicine to take care of those desires to speak to yourself

    I thought that was the topic title:

    I Med Myself

    !
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    Oct 07, 2008 1:25 AM GMT
    Great, I just found another way to waste hours of time. icon_twisted.gif


    IM'ing myself is kinda fun, though more existential than scandalous.
  • Delivis

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    Oct 07, 2008 1:29 AM GMT
    Brady527 saidGreat, I just found another way to waste hours of time. icon_twisted.gif


    IM'ing myself is kinda fun, though more existential than scandalous.


    It can be both! Blow your mind, and then blow yourself.
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    Oct 07, 2008 1:32 AM GMT
    Delivis said
    Brady527 saidGreat, I just found another way to waste hours of time. icon_twisted.gif


    IM'ing myself is kinda fun, though more existential than scandalous.


    It can be both! Blow your mind, and then blow yourself.


    Okay, but you first. No, you. Oh come on... No. Yes? No. Maybe? Well...
  • Delivis

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    Oct 07, 2008 1:43 AM GMT
    You need to be more assertive with yourself. Turn on your webcam, look yourself sternly in the eye and tell yourself to go down on yourself right NOW -or else!. If you have a whip to crack for extra effect it may intimidate you into action faster too.
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    Oct 07, 2008 1:49 AM GMT
    Delivis saidYou need to be more assertive with yourself. Turn on your webcam, look yourself sternly in the eye and tell yourself to go down on yourself right NOW -or else!. If you have a whip to crack for extra effect it may intimidate you into action faster too.


    Wow, you kinda turned me on to turning myself on.
  • CAtoFL

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    Oct 07, 2008 4:16 AM GMT
    What? The flying spaghetti monster doesn't exist?
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    Oct 07, 2008 4:37 AM GMT
    Delivis saidI didnt know i could do that, but still being awake at 6:30 am makes one explore strange things that i would never have thought to try...

    I Instant Message-ed myself.
    I told myself hello.
    Then I asked myself to do lewd acts on camera.
    Then I got offended at myself and refused myself.
    Then i called myself a depraved sicko, and slaped myself with an emote!
    I apologized to myself, then...
    As i last ditch effort, i slowed down my approach and told myself i look attractive, that i liked my profile, and thought i was an interesting person and really wanted to get to know me.
    I felt sorry for myself and gave myself a reluctant 'thanks'....



    This may be the start of a beautiful relationship!



    you need to insert the part where:

    I asked myself if i wanted to meet-up
    I said i couldn't, I already have plans with friends
    No problem I said to myself, some other time then
    Sure, i said to myself knowing that I would never meet myself

    Damn this sounds more rational then a real IM session.



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    Oct 07, 2008 3:27 PM GMT
    I IMed myself. I didn't reply. icon_cry.gif
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    Oct 07, 2008 3:39 PM GMT
    If I start IM'ing myself and texting myself, can I stop talking to myself?
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    Oct 07, 2008 3:41 PM GMT
    spryte21 saidIf I start IM'ing myself and texting myself, can I stop talking to myself?


    Yes, but there's gonna be a heartbreak tonight, a heartbreak tonight... I know.
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    Oct 07, 2008 4:04 PM GMT
    It's ok to IM yourself. As long as you never ask, "What?"