The Dudes in the Gym Showers...

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    Feb 20, 2013 8:50 AM GMT
    ...seriously make me think god hates my life. I'm just like, "Uuuugh, face the wall, Ben, face the wall."

    Does this happen to any of y'all?
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    Feb 20, 2013 9:19 AM GMT
    fotoben said...seriously make me think god hates my life. I'm just like, "Uuuugh, face the wall, Ben, face the wall."

    Does this happen to any of y'all?
    I don't get your post. Are you timid about being around naked men? Or are guys trying to hit on you in the showers, and you're like.. ain't nobody got time for that.
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    Feb 20, 2013 10:03 AM GMT
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    fotoben said...seriously make me think god hates my life. I'm just like, "Uuuugh, face the wall, Ben, face the wall."

    Does this happen to any of y'all?
    I don't get your post. Are you timid about being around naked men? Or are guys trying to hit on you in the showers, and you're like.. ain't nobody got time for that.
    Yeah I wasn't sure what the intent was either.
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    Feb 20, 2013 11:22 AM GMT
    xrichx said
    fotoben said...seriously make me think god hates my life. I'm just like, "Uuuugh, face the wall, Ben, face the wall."

    Does this happen to any of y'all?
    I don't get your post. Are you timid about being around naked men? Or are guys trying to hit on you in the showers, and you're like.. ain't nobody got time for that.

    His cold pop started barbecuing
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    Feb 20, 2013 1:43 PM GMT
    cold said
    xrichx said
    fotoben said...seriously make me think god hates my life. I'm just like, "Uuuugh, face the wall, Ben, face the wall."

    Does this happen to any of y'all?
    I don't get your post. Are you timid about being around naked men? Or are guys trying to hit on you in the showers, and you're like.. ain't nobody got time for that.

    His cold pop started barbecuing


    Didn't even have time to grab my shoes, Jeezus!
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    Feb 20, 2013 3:44 PM GMT
    cold said
    xrichx said
    fotoben said...seriously make me think god hates my life. I'm just like, "Uuuugh, face the wall, Ben, face the wall."

    Does this happen to any of y'all?
    I don't get your post. Are you timid about being around naked men? Or are guys trying to hit on you in the showers, and you're like.. ain't nobody got time for that.

    His cold pop started barbecuing


    You and your kangaroo slang.
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    Feb 20, 2013 3:46 PM GMT
    But of course. Kangaroos have pouches.
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    Feb 20, 2013 3:51 PM GMT
    Just think of them as naked old ladies muff diving each other in the shower...Problem solved.
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    Feb 20, 2013 3:53 PM GMT
    Be a shower ... not a looker
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    Feb 20, 2013 4:20 PM GMT
    Thankfully I can't see 2 ft much less 2 inches from my face without my glasses on, so I don't care who's around. Can't say the same for the other guys.

    Last week a guy I call Cyclops, cause if his eyes were any closer together he'd be one, poked his head into my shower stall. He's Mr. Cruisey and always checking every guy for a potential hook up.
  • HottJoe

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    Feb 20, 2013 4:23 PM GMT
    yourname2000 saidIn before "YCYL"! icon_biggrin.gif

    Seriously dood: don't be one of those disgusting creeps at the gym....just don't.


    "The lady doth protest too much, methinks."

    from Shakespeare's Hamlet
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    Feb 20, 2013 4:28 PM GMT
    cold said
    xrichx said
    fotoben said...seriously make me think god hates my life. I'm just like, "Uuuugh, face the wall, Ben, face the wall."

    Does this happen to any of y'all?
    I don't get your post. Are you timid about being around naked men? Or are guys trying to hit on you in the showers, and you're like.. ain't nobody got time for that.

    His cold pop started barbecuing
    Cool pop...ha
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    Feb 20, 2013 4:34 PM GMT
    Where I workout, there's a buzz cut muscular hairy 30 something ex-marine now state police trooper who regularly changes down to his underwear out of the trunk of his police cruiser rather than use the lockerroom. It's quite a sight.
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    Feb 20, 2013 4:37 PM GMT
    mx5guynj saidWhere I workout, there's a buzz cut muscular hairy 30 something ex-marine now state police trooper who regularly changes down to his underwear out of the trunk of his police cruiser rather than use the lockerroom. It's quite a sight.


    Lucky you.
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    Feb 20, 2013 4:52 PM GMT
    soulman1969 saidThankfully I can't see 2 ft much less 2 inches from my face without my glasses on, so I don't care who's around. Can't say the same for the other guys.

    LOL, same here. But the THOUGHT that a guy was standing naked next to me, plus I can see a little, used to be enough to get me hard. Real torment for me in high school gang showers, and later in the Army, where the danger if detected was greater. Yet oddly, I was still rationalizing that I wasn't gay, convincing myself that I got hard because of the FEAR that I would get hard, and the guys would wrongly THINK I was gay. icon_rolleyes.gif

    Also oddly I got over the shower problem when I started going to gay bathhouses after coming out. Totally free to get hard there, and even have sex with my shower companions, I stopped getting excited in straight showers. Not sure why, maybe because since I now had the one sexual outlet, I didn't need the other and could control myself. Or merely because the novelty had worn off, I dunno. icon_question.gif

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    Feb 20, 2013 5:03 PM GMT
    Yeah.. I just take a shower at home.
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    Feb 20, 2013 5:08 PM GMT
    Guys in my gym showers are older than God. I actually prefer it that way too.
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    Feb 20, 2013 5:10 PM GMT
    Sometimes I think guys create their own paranoia about showering at the gym, just shower and move on...geez. God forbid someone might see your pee pee, I'm sure it looks a lot different than EVERYBODY else there! icon_redface.gif
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    Feb 20, 2013 5:16 PM GMT
    Nope! At my gym, there are partitions so no nude eye candy available.
  • blueandgold

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    Feb 20, 2013 5:31 PM GMT
    I'm a pretty heavy veteran of open forum showering: high school sports, fraternity living in college, military and later law enforcement open showers. There's nothing creepy about it. If you're getting a hard on in there,lololol something's wrong. Learn to separate play time and life time lol.

    That being said, eye candy in the shower is awesome to look at. Just don't be obvious. There's plenty of opportunity to look at guys around you in the course of a normal shower without making opportunities to do so.
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    Feb 20, 2013 5:33 PM GMT
    timshel saidGuys in my gym showers are older than God. I actually prefer it that way too.


    But Channing Tatum is only 32?

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    Feb 20, 2013 5:34 PM GMT
    The dudes at my gym showers are always HELLA old and stare for days.
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    Feb 20, 2013 5:34 PM GMT
    Nabisco said
    cold said
    xrichx said
    fotoben said...seriously make me think god hates my life. I'm just like, "Uuuugh, face the wall, Ben, face the wall."

    Does this happen to any of y'all?
    I don't get your post. Are you timid about being around naked men? Or are guys trying to hit on you in the showers, and you're like.. ain't nobody got time for that.

    His cold pop started barbecuing


    You and your kangaroo slang.


    It is not 'Roo's slang , it is Queenslander's slang icon_smile.gif
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    Feb 20, 2013 5:40 PM GMT
    eagermuscle saidBut of course. Kangaroos have pouches.


    But only the female has one !!
    So there is not a fair bit of chance of her being in a male designated gymn shower icon_biggrin.gif
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    Feb 20, 2013 5:59 PM GMT
    I can always tell when I'm being stared at while showering. It's more of a compliment to me. I just don't engage the creeper! I never get hard while seeing naked men at the gym. It takes alot more to get me going.