redheadguy said1. Me (obviously)
2. Being called Ladies
3. Sarah Palin
4. Straight acting stuff
5. Young people
6. That Caslon bloke with the silly hat
7. That bigsetjockstrap
10. erm. oh, yeah, body fat.
12. Being hotlisted
13. Not being hotlisted
14. Being buddy listed without being messaged
15. Being ignored.
16. Being old and grumpy.
JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST!
Who lit the fuse on your TAMPON!
#1...ok I'll give you that one
#2....Yeah...OK I hate that too.
#3...... Yep!...She's a menstruating blood fart!
#4....only if you really aren't "straight", just be yourself or go home by yourself and jack off ALONE!
#5....only the ones that think they know it all....
#6....Well, I don't know.... Caslon in that hat is kinda hot actually!
#7....I'll agree only because I don't know him and I probably should!
#8....Hdnsmwhatsisface...... the Kansan is too hot to be annoying! LOL!!
#9...."liltankeraussiebloke"....awww! Damn it!...I LIKE HIM! His profile is ADORABLE!
#10....erm. oh, yeah, body fat.....yeah well MARY welcome to being a middle-aged, judgemental, gay man....my string gets in a knot over this one too!
#11....Ewwwwwpublicans.....the perfect gays...they suck so much they blow!
#12.....Being hotlisted.....what happened? Did you report someone for "STALKING" you again?
#13....Not being hotlisted.....ya gotta give something to get something....
#14...Being buddy listed without being messaged.....yeah, I'll give you this one too. I think someone is fucking with you when they do this.
#15....Being ignored.....What? I'm sorry I was busy staring into space.
#16....Being old and grumpy.....I guess I'll give you this one too...but I have never expereinced both at the same time.....NOW quit bothering me! I want to watch my TV shows in peace and quiet with out you whining about getting too much attention and not enough attention and your pussy hurts...etc.
This was a spoof and not intended to offend anyone..and if it did, fuck ya"! LOL!!!