Fun ways to tell someone you're gay

  • Darwin1122

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    Feb 23, 2013 3:24 AM GMT
    Hey so I have this thing where when I tell someone I'm gay, if it's someone who's known me for a long time and they were clueless (usually the case for me), then I tell them and immediately follow it up by offering a high-five. I do it as a joke because I think its kind of funny and I think it might help break the tension with some humor. What are your thoughts on that? Good idea, bad idea? You know of any other funny ways to do it?
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    Feb 23, 2013 3:50 AM GMT
    I used to tell girls who wanted me that I wasn't in the vagina business...
    Taking a quote from 'Peter's Friend's ;-)
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    Feb 23, 2013 3:53 AM GMT
    I usually just say, "sorry, wrong plumbing"
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    Feb 23, 2013 4:08 AM GMT
    If it's a dude, I usually offer him him a B.J. then gauge his reaction....
    for the ladies, I just tell them I'm allergic to fish.
  • Lukehiker

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    Feb 23, 2013 4:25 AM GMT
    Girls: I usually wait until they ask me out or they ask to set me up with someone.....girls are always trying to set me up with their friends...its weird....

    Guys: I covertly gauge their reactions on gay people by moving them towards certain topics(my fave is Prop. 8 ). If they react bad, I don't say a thing; if they react well, I simply say "thank you" and let them figure it out for themselves.

    I also have a rainbow mickey mouse head antenna topper on my truck; some who see it are clueless, others get the subtle hint right away.
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    Feb 23, 2013 4:48 AM GMT
    Start checking out hot guys randomly next to them.
    Ask if your look good with your outfit.
    Always perfectly coordinate your clothes.
    Make out with a willing guy in full sight of them.
    Call out every detail of gay things, like you know, all the time.
    Come off as a female phobic, even if you really don't care.
    Be gay!
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    Feb 23, 2013 4:50 AM GMT
    A good Z snap usually does the trick icon_lol.gif
  • PolaroidSwing...

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    Feb 23, 2013 5:11 AM GMT
    If I'm out someplace and a girl happens to make a pass at me, I usually just act really campy when responding to her. It saves us both the embarrassment of me turning her down and it instantly gets the point across.

    Probably more lazy then fun though.
  • swimmer8671

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    Feb 23, 2013 5:24 AM GMT
    I like flirting with girls and confusing the crap out of them.

    With guys I usually drop a subtle compliment that one guy normally wouldn't say to another guy. Like wow your eyelashes make your eyes sparkle like glitter. Or dang man next time i'm doing laundry i'm gonna come over and use your abs.

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    Feb 23, 2013 5:39 AM GMT
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    Feb 23, 2013 10:43 AM GMT
    Lukehiker saidGirls: I usually wait until they ask me out or they ask to set me up with someone.....girls are always trying to set me up with their friends...its weird....


    They do that because they suspect you're gay but don't want to ask you directly.
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    Feb 23, 2013 4:31 PM GMT
    I told all my close friends at once in an interesting way.....

    We were at the pool and I said hey everyone come look and see who I am dating! Pulls out my phone to a picture of me and my bf at the time...They all freeze, my closest female friend gets up goes to her car and starts smoking a cigarette (she has had a thing for me since were 3) had to go calm her down. Turns out they have had the is he gay conversation (where they all got together to see if I did anything with anyone) they ruled out that I was just comfortable in my skin over being gay lol.

    Now they are like well that makes certain events more clear
  • Lukehiker

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    Feb 23, 2013 4:41 PM GMT
    SkittleGangsta said
    Lukehiker saidGirls: I usually wait until they ask me out or they ask to set me up with someone.....girls are always trying to set me up with their friends...its weird....


    They do that because they suspect you're gay but don't want to ask you directly.


    For some I think you are right, but for others....I think they do it out of an intention to "fix" me...and its annoying, and embarrassing, beyond belief.
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    Feb 23, 2013 6:07 PM GMT
    Announce your favorite marine mammal to be a dolphin. State the reason being “dolphins sometimes engage in homosexual activity."

    Write to the Ellen Show and maybe she could announce it for you.

    Put an “I’m gay” message in an empty bottle and put it in their bathtub.

    Use sign language or tell them your favourite letters in the alphabet are "G", "A" and "Y".

    Play hangman. When it’s your turn make the phrase they have to guess be “I’m gay”.

    Put together a scavenger hunt, where the clues are all gay related and lead to you expressing your feelings.

    Record your voice saying “I’m gay” in a build-a-bear and give it as a gift.

    Invite them over to your place, then have them follow you to a closet. Enter it and then count to 3 and then jump out and shout "I'm gay". This can also be done if invited to their house.

    Pretend to have a serious conversation about how you got a girl pregnant and how you have to marry her and move in. Then go "just kidding, I'm totally gay".

    Bring them over your place for a catch up lunch where you cook a pizza and have the toppings (i.e. olives) spell "I'm gay". This also works with a cake and the icing saying "I'm gay".

    Ask if you can borrow their phone pretending yours is out of batt. Change your name on their phone to say "First name: your name, Surname: is gay", give them back their phone and then call them.

    Ask them if they ever plan on getting married and then just say how you totally would once it's legal.

    Play a game of charades and have them guess it. Or play the "what if" game and after a few random ones say "what if I'm gay?"
  • Kel_

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    Feb 23, 2013 6:12 PM GMT
    Usually I do this.

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    Feb 23, 2013 6:24 PM GMT
    My old boss changed roles to take on a challenging project so we got a new guy join us. My whole team of project managers know I'm gay.
    My boss is old style and likes to invite people out for beers.
    One day, my bf was really sick and I told everyone by email that my partner was really ill and I was going to go home to take him to the hospital since he felt something was wrong.
    I said I was leaving at 2. As the time came closer, Dan called me and said he's feeling better and that I didn't need to come home.
    So I went on with my day. At around 3 I entered my boss' office to ask him a question on a meeting I couldn't attend the other day. He looked at me and was like, "I thought you were going home to...umm... why are you still here?"
    I just smiled and said Dan was feeling better and he didn't need me to come home.
    Quite funny I think.
  • ThatSwimmerGu...

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    Feb 23, 2013 7:16 PM GMT
    To up from behind, stick your hands up their shirt(or down pants your choice) and start making out with their neck. Progress to the face (or turn them around and...)...
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    Feb 23, 2013 7:18 PM GMT
    Kel_ saidUsually I do this.

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    Lol. Must. Try. This.
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    Feb 23, 2013 7:38 PM GMT
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    Fucking hilarious!!!

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    Feb 23, 2013 7:49 PM GMT
    Mention you're going on a date this weekend. When they ask what she does, say HE does "blah."
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    Feb 23, 2013 8:02 PM GMT
    "I can't even think straight."
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    Feb 23, 2013 9:56 PM GMT
    swimmer8671 saidI like flirting with girls and confusing the crap out of them.


    that is so much fun....grind up all over them, then reach over and kiss my bf. the looks they make lol hahahaha
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    Feb 24, 2013 5:56 AM GMT
    Giving great head is a fun way of telling somebody that you're gay.
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    Feb 24, 2013 6:54 AM GMT
    Zemy saidA good Z snap usually does the trick icon_lol.gif
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