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Explanation:

Welcome to Rock, Paper, Machinegun! This is a forum game that has been going on for over a year on another forum i frequent and it is by far the most fun and creative, and funny of any i have played.

The name of the game is, as you have guessed, a refference to the classic 'Rock, Paper, Scissors' game. The idea is you post a picture which 'trumps' or 'beats' the picture in the above post in some way.



If you know understand how to play, go ahead and respond with a picture that beats mine, if you need further clarification, read below:


Sample Game in Text Format:

Just as an example in words, here is how the game went on the first couple pages in another forum:

Thread creator started with a picture of paperclip

First responder went straight to a picture of a huge mushroom cloud from a nuke (definetely 'beats' a paper clip, in the obvious sense of the word)

Next - two bigger pictures of nuke mushoom clouds

Next - a comment by someone saying "This is the most accelerated game ever. I imagined, after reading the first post, that we'd get like 5 pages before the nukes came out."

Next - a pic of a death star

Next - many pics of borg cubes

Next - a picture of Captain Pickard

Next - a picture of Kirk (which the poster said is better than Pickard!)

if you do not get the idea by now, you are hopeless! The game gets very very creative as it goes on.




Ok first picture is inspired by the constant political ranting on the boards.....

Ok... I'll bite








epic and far worse!

I think both of those were meant to 'beat' bush, but i think palin beats both bush in terms of stupidity, and maybe even bin laden in terms of craziness in some ways, so it all works out.

But quick, someone beat Palin!

[quote][cite]But quick, someone beat Palin![/quote]

... With a club please!

Devilboy77 said[quote][cite]But quick, someone beat Palin!

... With a club please! [/quote]

You could have! If you posted a pic of a club after the Palin photo. But i am sure she will come up again, so look for your opertunity!

COJock1974 said

Not sure what that is but it is titled "monster small"

So here is a bigger monster!

Did someone say Moby Dick... ha ha

Ok, this thing needs to go to a gay place, stat.
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GG, let me one up that.

Begin the über gay

I see your fat drag queen and I raise you one cop's fat ass.

I see your cop's fat ass and raise you a:

Treadmill>Fat Ass!!!

HotToddy saidGG, let me one up that.

Begin the über gay

hey! you skipped over me. Old Dutch Cleanser defeats Joan Crawford.

Returning to the gay theme....

I snip that rope!

Well, we'll just have to rust your scissors up!

I guess we need to dry that water out.

I'll level that desert and put up ugly, cookie-cutter housing

bah i was wattering that desert! Oh well i flood your town then!

Time to turn the TV off...

Turn off the TV and read a good book.

Nuke that book.


...someone had to do it.

I couldn't find just a picture of Superman turning back time to prevent the disaster caused by the nuclear bombs.

oh yeah, I went there.

Take that, baldy!

...grow ALL the hair you want. I'll get you in the end

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Bye clippers, that big tool ain't fer show!

I'll see you a hammer and raise you an MC Hammer

Someone call the...




on that man's pants!

Did someone call?!?

The dingo may not beat her but it ate her baby.

Into the cage, you rascal!

The Supreme Law of the Land, Biatch!

Bill of rights prevents putting dogs in cages? I think not!

I burn the bill and your silly attempt to trump my dog cage!

Put that shit out

EEEEEEEEEEKKKK!!



Damnit! Damnit! A DINGO!!!???? Dalmations beat Glen Close!!

LOLCat defeats dog. (Someone had to do it)

I was wondering how long it would take to get an LOLcatz.

I trump that thusly:

1. You fail at linking images - use the IMG button, not the URL one.

2. How on earth does that picture beat the previous one?..

It is a myth that strong women turn men gay ...

Ah i see, very subtle!

Speaking of strong women....

and for that 0.001%

this should distract her for a while

Give them their TAR-TAR sauce!

The [peace] symbol itself is a combination of the semaphoric signals for the letters "N" and "D," standing for Nuclear Disarmament. In semaphore the letter "N" is formed by a person holding two flags in an upside-down "V," and the letter "D" is formed by holding one flag pointed straight up and the other pointed straight down. These two signals imposed over each other form the shape of the peace symbol.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_sign#The_peace_symbol

I would shoot myself too if that were my son!

Glad to see this game is catching on, well done people!

That was well done... Correct?!?

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Now you can flatter the guards and gain special priveleges.

Blue screen of death owns your software

Mac OSX Leopard fears not the blue screen of death....

Delivis said, "Bill of rights prevents putting dogs in cages? I think not!

I burn the bill and your silly attempt to trump my dog cage!

"


This is specifically for you (and your flame):



Since I need to explain it to you, a cage represents captivity; Rights represent freedom. My picture has nothing to do with dogs. Think intangibly!

We need to help your dummy pay attention in class.
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I see your Asian tutor and raise you:



Greatest show out of Asia

I see your fierce Asian t.v. show and I raise you something that equals its fierceness in cuteness...dogs who look like their owners!

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Hopefully it does not need explanation.

Red_Vespa said

Delivis said
Hopefully it does not need explanation.

Oh, I get it! "Politicians who look like their track records!"

(OK, I know that was awful)

That was fantastic.. Bravo!

Red_Vespa said

Delivis said
Hopefully it does not need explanation.

Oh, I get it! "Politicians who look like their track records!"

(OK, I know that was awful)

I defeat your bad humor with some Arrested Development

For Craig...

Solve your storage problems at Manhattan Mini Storage - here supporting the New York City Gay and Lesbian Anti-Violence Project.

BTW, very strange wardrobe in Sen Craig's closet up there ...

He is a raging homophobe who got caught giving someone a blowjob in a bathroom. I would say the hypothesis that he also likes to dress up in women's clothing is not *that* far fetched..

I see your mini and raise you a maxi.

Delivis saidHe is a raging homophobe who got caught giving someone a blowjob in a bathroom. I would say the hypothesis that he also likes to dress up in women's clothing is not *that* far fetched..

Skipping over your comment to the picture above you.

Oops, you guys beat me to it, but, hey, the Lotus is a pretty machine!

Dont fight ...make peace

.. oops ...

NOM NOM NOM

I'll see your peaceful doves, and raise you three french hens:

countered by ...

Wanna bet on that?
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Please reply to the person aove you, not quote a picture from 10 posts ago~!

Umm that is not Frankenstein, just an FYI. That is Dr. Frankenstein's monster. People always seem to get that wrong..

Delivis saidUmm that is not Frankenstein, just an FYI. That is Dr. Frankenstein's monster. People always seem to get that wrong..

I know, I know, but it was the only pic of the Monster I could find with the electricity theme to link with Bette Midler's witch above. Moving right along, perhaps in a Halloween motif for a bit...

In response to the Frankenstein post...

now SHE'S alive!

Nice, but I'll raise you one... Try this twisted little witch on for size!

bride of mccain

ha ha... good one Rower. They kinda have the same hairstyle

OH no you didn'

Freakin' Sailor Jupiter trumps your squad sorry.

x

Good try, but Dragon Ball's Launch can pulverize her

*Sneeze!

Anime LOLcat is better!

Download gave yeh virus!

yeh, I should stop talking to myself ...

Hellooooo nurse!