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Rock, Paper, Machinegun! (a forum picture game - come play!)
Delivis Posts: 405
Oct 07, 2008 3:44 PM GMT
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Explanation:

Welcome to Rock, Paper, Machinegun! This is a forum game that has been going on for over a year on another forum i frequent and it is by far the most fun and creative, and funny of any i have played.

The name of the game is, as you have guessed, a refference to the classic 'Rock, Paper, Scissors' game. The idea is you post a picture which 'trumps' or 'beats' the picture in the above post in some way.



If you know understand how to play, go ahead and respond with a picture that beats mine, if you need further clarification, read below:


Sample Game in Text Format:


Just as an example in words, here is how the game went on the first couple pages in another forum:

Thread creator started with a picture of paperclip

First responder went straight to a picture of a huge mushroom cloud from a nuke (definetely 'beats' a paper clip, in the obvious sense of the word)

Next - two bigger pictures of nuke mushoom clouds

Next - a comment by someone saying "This is the most accelerated game ever. I imagined, after reading the first post, that we'd get like 5 pages before the nukes came out."

Next - a pic of a death star

Next - many pics of borg cubes

Next - a picture of Captain Pickard

Next - a picture of Kirk (which the poster said is better than Pickard!)

if you do not get the idea by now, you are hopeless! The game gets very very creative as it goes on.




Ok first picture is inspired by the constant political ranting on the boards.....

HighVoltageGu... Posts: 1295
Oct 07, 2008 3:55 PM GMT
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Devilboy77 Posts: 97
Oct 07, 2008 3:56 PM GMT
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Ok... I'll bite


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epic and far worse!
Delivis Posts: 405
Oct 07, 2008 3:57 PM GMT
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I think both of those were meant to 'beat' bush, but i think palin beats both bush in terms of stupidity, and maybe even bin laden in terms of craziness in some ways, so it all works out.

But quick, someone beat Palin!
COJock1974 Posts: 316
Oct 07, 2008 3:58 PM GMT
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Devilboy77 Posts: 97
Oct 07, 2008 4:00 PM GMT
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[quote][cite]But quick, someone beat Palin![/quote]

... With a club please!
Delivis Posts: 405
Oct 07, 2008 4:12 PM GMT
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Devilboy77 said[quote][cite]But quick, someone beat Palin!


... With a club please! [/quote]

You could have! If you posted a pic of a club after the Palin photo. But i am sure she will come up again, so look for your opertunity!
Delivis Posts: 405
Oct 07, 2008 4:16 PM GMT
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COJock1974 said


Not sure what that is but it is titled "monster small"

So here is a bigger monster!

Devilboy77 Posts: 97
Oct 07, 2008 4:55 PM GMT
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Did someone say Moby Dick... ha ha


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Fable Posts: 362
Oct 07, 2008 5:14 PM GMT
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Timberoo Posts: 2852
Oct 07, 2008 5:22 PM GMT
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GuiltyGear Posts: 2889
Oct 07, 2008 6:20 PM GMT
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Ok, this thing needs to go to a gay place, stat.
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Timberoo Posts: 2852
Oct 07, 2008 6:38 PM GMT
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HotToddy Posts: 202
Oct 07, 2008 6:40 PM GMT
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GG, let me one up that.

Begin the über gay

auryn Posts: 1606
Oct 07, 2008 7:09 PM GMT
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GuiltyGear Posts: 2889
Oct 07, 2008 7:29 PM GMT
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I see your fat drag queen and I raise you one cop's fat ass.
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auryn Posts: 1606
Oct 07, 2008 7:58 PM GMT
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I see your cop's fat ass and raise you a:
Delivis Posts: 405
Oct 07, 2008 8:13 PM GMT
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Treadmill>Fat Ass!!!
Timberoo Posts: 2852
Oct 07, 2008 8:17 PM GMT
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HotToddy saidGG, let me one up that.

Begin the über gay



hey! you skipped over me. Old Dutch Cleanser defeats Joan Crawford.
Paradigm_Shif... Posts: 217
Oct 07, 2008 8:17 PM GMT
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Returning to the gay theme....



Delivis Posts: 405
Oct 07, 2008 8:27 PM GMT
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I snip that rope!

Devilboy77 Posts: 97
Oct 07, 2008 8:35 PM GMT
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Well, we'll just have to rust your scissors up!


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DCEric Posts: 385
Oct 07, 2008 9:01 PM GMT
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I guess we need to dry that water out.
joggerva Posts: 513
Oct 07, 2008 9:05 PM GMT
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I'll level that desert and put up ugly, cookie-cutter housing

Delivis Posts: 405
Oct 07, 2008 9:07 PM GMT
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Delivis Posts: 405
Oct 07, 2008 9:12 PM GMT
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bah i was wattering that desert! Oh well i flood your town then!
cowboyo Posts: 406
Oct 07, 2008 9:14 PM GMT
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DCEric Posts: 385
Oct 07, 2008 9:16 PM GMT
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Time to turn the TV off...

treader Posts: 148
Oct 07, 2008 9:44 PM GMT
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Turn off the TV and read a good book.

blunt_ Posts: 143
Oct 07, 2008 9:49 PM GMT
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Nuke that book.


...someone had to do it.
madtown Posts: 45
Oct 07, 2008 9:57 PM GMT
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I couldn't find just a picture of Superman turning back time to prevent the disaster caused by the nuclear bombs.
CaKaCoO Posts: 171
Oct 07, 2008 10:17 PM GMT
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oh yeah, I went there.
Stig Posts: 8
Oct 07, 2008 10:27 PM GMT
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Take that, baldy!
CaKaCoO Posts: 171
Oct 07, 2008 10:33 PM GMT
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...grow ALL the hair you want. I'll get you in the end
GuiltyGear Posts: 2889
Oct 07, 2008 11:30 PM GMT
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Bye clippers, that big tool ain't fer show!
HotToddy Posts: 202
Oct 08, 2008 12:56 AM GMT
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I'll see you a hammer and raise you an MC Hammer

Delivis Posts: 405
Oct 08, 2008 1:02 AM GMT
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Someone call the...




on that man's pants!
Devilboy77 Posts: 97
Oct 08, 2008 1:29 AM GMT
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Did someone call?!?
madtown Posts: 45
Oct 08, 2008 1:50 AM GMT
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The dingo may not beat her but it ate her baby.
Delivis Posts: 405
Oct 08, 2008 1:59 AM GMT
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Into the cage, you rascal!
coolarmydude Posts: 1072
Oct 08, 2008 2:16 AM GMT
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The Supreme Law of the Land, Biatch!


Delivis Posts: 405
Oct 08, 2008 2:18 AM GMT
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Bill of rights prevents putting dogs in cages? I think not!

I burn the bill and your silly attempt to trump my dog cage!

RITS067 Posts: 50
Oct 08, 2008 2:21 AM GMT
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Put that shit out

GuiltyGear Posts: 2889
Oct 08, 2008 2:26 AM GMT
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EEEEEEEEEEKKKK!!



Damnit! Damnit! A DINGO!!!???? Dalmations beat Glen Close!!
DCEric Posts: 385
Oct 08, 2008 2:56 AM GMT
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LOLCat defeats dog. (Someone had to do it)
HotToddy Posts: 202
Oct 08, 2008 3:15 AM GMT
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I was wondering how long it would take to get an LOLcatz.

I trump that thusly:

Delivis Posts: 405
Oct 08, 2008 4:15 AM GMT
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1. You fail at linking images - use the IMG button, not the URL one.

2. How on earth does that picture beat the previous one?..
cowboyo Posts: 406
Oct 08, 2008 4:19 AM GMT
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It is a myth that strong women turn men gay ...



Delivis Posts: 405
Oct 08, 2008 4:20 AM GMT
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Ah i see, very subtle!
HotToddy Posts: 202
Oct 08, 2008 6:13 AM GMT
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Speaking of strong women....

Sedative Posts: 5545
Oct 08, 2008 10:05 AM GMT
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Caslon8000 Posts: 8102
Oct 08, 2008 10:25 AM GMT
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and for that 0.001%

Paradigm_Shif... Posts: 217
Oct 08, 2008 12:05 PM GMT
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RITS067 Posts: 50
Oct 08, 2008 12:32 PM GMT
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this should distract her for a while
cowboyo Posts: 406
Oct 08, 2008 12:51 PM GMT
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redheaded_dud... Posts: 394
Oct 08, 2008 1:54 PM GMT
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Give them their TAR-TAR sauce!
cowboyo Posts: 406
Oct 08, 2008 2:04 PM GMT
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Caslon8000 Posts: 8102
Oct 08, 2008 2:32 PM GMT
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The [peace] symbol itself is a combination of the semaphoric signals for the letters "N" and "D," standing for Nuclear Disarmament. In semaphore the letter "N" is formed by a person holding two flags in an upside-down "V," and the letter "D" is formed by holding one flag pointed straight up and the other pointed straight down. These two signals imposed over each other form the shape of the peace symbol.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_sign#The_peace_symbol
COJock1974 Posts: 316
Oct 08, 2008 2:39 PM GMT
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a1972guy Posts: 1961
Oct 08, 2008 2:41 PM GMT
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Red_Vespa Posts: 1525
Oct 08, 2008 2:48 PM GMT
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COJock1974 Posts: 316
Oct 08, 2008 3:01 PM GMT
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Aquanerd Posts: 337
Oct 08, 2008 3:05 PM GMT
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COJock1974 said

Devilboy77 Posts: 97
Oct 08, 2008 3:41 PM GMT
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I would shoot myself too if that were my son!


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Delivis Posts: 405
Oct 08, 2008 3:42 PM GMT
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Glad to see this game is catching on, well done people!
Devilboy77 Posts: 97
Oct 08, 2008 4:00 PM GMT
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That was well done... Correct?!?

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GuiltyGear Posts: 2889
Oct 08, 2008 6:42 PM GMT
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Outstanding
charlitos Posts: 473
Oct 08, 2008 6:55 PM GMT
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Oct 08, 2008 11:54 PM GMT
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Now you can flatter the guards and gain special priveleges.
Fable Posts: 362
Oct 09, 2008 1:17 AM GMT
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Blue screen of death owns your software
COJock1974 Posts: 316
Oct 09, 2008 1:21 AM GMT
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Mac OSX Leopard fears not the blue screen of death....
coolarmydude Posts: 1072
Oct 09, 2008 1:39 AM GMT
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Delivis said, "Bill of rights prevents putting dogs in cages? I think not!

I burn the bill and your silly attempt to trump my dog cage!

"


This is specifically for you (and your flame):



Since I need to explain it to you, a cage represents captivity; Rights represent freedom. My picture has nothing to do with dogs. Think intangibly!
GuiltyGear Posts: 2889
Oct 09, 2008 1:52 AM GMT
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We need to help your dummy pay attention in class.
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rockstarkowbo... Posts: 53
Oct 09, 2008 2:04 AM GMT
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I see your Asian tutor and raise you:



Greatest show out of Asia
GuiltyGear Posts: 2889
Oct 09, 2008 2:14 AM GMT
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I see your fierce Asian t.v. show and I raise you something that equals its fierceness in cuteness...dogs who look like their owners!

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Red_Vespa Posts: 1525
Oct 09, 2008 2:17 AM GMT
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Politicians who look like their policies.






Delivis Posts: 405
Oct 09, 2008 3:40 AM GMT
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Hopefully it does not need explanation.
Red_Vespa Posts: 1525
Oct 09, 2008 3:54 AM GMT
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Delivis said
Hopefully it does not need explanation.


Oh, I get it! "Politicians who look like their track records!"

(OK, I know that was awful)
Delivis Posts: 405
Oct 09, 2008 3:58 AM GMT
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Red_Vespa said
Delivis said
Hopefully it does not need explanation.


Oh, I get it! "Politicians who look like their track records!"

(OK, I know that was awful)


That was fantastic.. Bravo!
dowal Posts: 372
Oct 09, 2008 4:03 AM GMT
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Red_Vespa said
Delivis said
Hopefully it does not need explanation.


Oh, I get it! "Politicians who look like their track records!"

(OK, I know that was awful)


I defeat your bad humor with some Arrested Development

mh2023 Posts: 36
Oct 09, 2008 4:13 AM GMT
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Red_Vespa Posts: 1525
Oct 09, 2008 4:19 AM GMT
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Delivis said
That was fantastic.. Bravo!


I got it right??? YAY!!!

For my next trick:

Politicians who are simply arrested --

Former US Rep. Randy "Duke" Cunningham




US Senator Larry Craig



Delivis Posts: 405
Oct 09, 2008 4:20 AM GMT
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For Craig...

cowboyo Posts: 406
Oct 09, 2008 4:47 AM GMT
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Solve your storage problems at Manhattan Mini Storage - here supporting the New York City Gay and Lesbian Anti-Violence Project.
cowboyo Posts: 406
Oct 09, 2008 4:48 AM GMT
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BTW, very strange wardrobe in Sen Craig's closet up there ...
Red_Vespa Posts: 1525
Oct 09, 2008 5:08 AM GMT
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Mini of Manhattan, dealer for Mini Cooper Cars


Delivis Posts: 405
Oct 09, 2008 5:10 AM GMT
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He is a raging homophobe who got caught giving someone a blowjob in a bathroom. I would say the hypothesis that he also likes to dress up in women's clothing is not *that* far fetched..
blunt_ Posts: 143
Oct 09, 2008 6:20 AM GMT
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I see your mini and raise you a maxi.



Red_Vespa Posts: 1525
Oct 09, 2008 6:26 AM GMT
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I trim your Maxi down to a Max -- one of the best gay clubs in the US, in Omaha, Nebraska of all places.





BTW, that pic was truly gross -- well done!
alexander7 Posts: 636
Oct 09, 2008 6:28 AM GMT
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Delivis saidHe is a raging homophobe who got caught giving someone a blowjob in a bathroom. I would say the hypothesis that he also likes to dress up in women's clothing is not *that* far fetched..


Skipping over your comment to the picture above you.

Lotus
alexander7 Posts: 636
Oct 09, 2008 6:30 AM GMT
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Oops, you guys beat me to it, but, hey, the Lotus is a pretty machine!
Red_Vespa Posts: 1525
Oct 09, 2008 6:45 AM GMT
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Beating you to it.


Caslon8000 Posts: 8102
Oct 09, 2008 6:53 AM GMT
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Dont fight ...make peace

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blunt_ Posts: 143
Oct 09, 2008 6:56 AM GMT
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NOM NOM NOM


redheaded_dud... Posts: 394
Oct 09, 2008 11:25 AM GMT
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I'll see your peaceful doves, and raise you three french hens:

coolarmydude Posts: 1072
Oct 09, 2008 11:52 AM GMT
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3 Kitty Kitties!


Paradigm_Shif... Posts: 217
Oct 09, 2008 12:24 PM GMT
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Threesome!!!


Caslon8000 Posts: 8102
Oct 09, 2008 12:30 PM GMT
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Three-handed FAIL...

fail owned pwned pictures
Red_Vespa Posts: 1525
Oct 09, 2008 12:43 PM GMT
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OMG!!! Then she must be...

A WITCH!!!


Caslon8000 Posts: 8102
Oct 09, 2008 12:52 PM GMT
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countered by ...

GuiltyGear Posts: 2889
Oct 09, 2008 1:28 PM GMT
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Wanna bet on that?
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Aquanerd Posts: 337
Oct 09, 2008 1:38 PM GMT
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Red_Vespa saidPoliticians who look like their policies.








Delivis Posts: 405
Oct 09, 2008 4:34 PM GMT
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Please reply to the person aove you, not quote a picture from 10 posts ago~!
Red_Vespa Posts: 1525
Oct 09, 2008 4:57 PM GMT
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It's alive!!!



Delivis Posts: 405
Oct 09, 2008 5:04 PM GMT
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Umm that is not Frankenstein, just an FYI. That is Dr. Frankenstein's monster. People always seem to get that wrong..
Red_Vespa Posts: 1525
Oct 09, 2008 5:07 PM GMT
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Delivis saidUmm that is not Frankenstein, just an FYI. That is Dr. Frankenstein's monster. People always seem to get that wrong..


I know, I know, but it was the only pic of the Monster I could find with the electricity theme to link with Bette Midler's witch above. Moving right along, perhaps in a Halloween motif for a bit...
Devilboy77 Posts: 97
Oct 09, 2008 5:11 PM GMT
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In response to the Frankenstein post...

now SHE'S alive!

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Red_Vespa Posts: 1525
Oct 09, 2008 5:16 PM GMT
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I'll see your Bride of Frankenstein, with the Bride of the Monster

Devilboy77 Posts: 97
Oct 09, 2008 5:26 PM GMT
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Nice, but I'll raise you one... Try this twisted little witch on for size!

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rowerboy Posts: 229
Oct 09, 2008 5:27 PM GMT
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bride of mccain
Devilboy77 Posts: 97
Oct 09, 2008 5:29 PM GMT
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ha ha... good one Rower. They kinda have the same hairstyle
Red_Vespa Posts: 1525
Oct 09, 2008 5:36 PM GMT
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Brideshead Revisited



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Oct 09, 2008 6:43 PM GMT
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bully Pictures, Images and Photos..................bullworth academy Pictures, Images and Photos
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Oct 09, 2008 7:20 PM GMT
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Oct 09, 2008 7:30 PM GMT
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Ikaros said
GuiltyGear said

Auryn/Ikaros: "She Makes An Impression"
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I have NEVER felt gayer ha ha ha
Ikaros Posts: 369
Oct 09, 2008 7:34 PM GMT
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OH no you didn'



ASH557 Posts: 101
Oct 09, 2008 7:41 PM GMT
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Freakin' Sailor Jupiter trumps your squad sorry.

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Ikaros Posts: 369
Oct 09, 2008 7:47 PM GMT
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Good try, but Dragon Ball's Launch can pulverize her

*Sneeze!



muttskins Posts: 907
Oct 09, 2008 7:52 PM GMT
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Anime LOLcat is better!
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muttskins Posts: 907
Oct 09, 2008 7:58 PM GMT
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Download gave yeh virus!

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cowboyo Posts: 406
Oct 09, 2008 8:04 PM GMT
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yeh, I should stop talking to myself ...
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Oct 09, 2008 8:10 PM GMT
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Hellooooo nurse!