cold saidi bet thats grape juice
Ariodante saidOh my god I feel so bad for you, posting that you're drunk on the internet is what 14 year old girls do <=( *hug*
I was at an Officers Club party with my classmates, to celebrate our reaching the 3-month halfway point in a career course we were taking (an Over the Hump Party). The object was for most of us to get shit-faced, all young Captains.
I was knocking down gin martinis pretty fast, and told a female Captain that I was rapidly becoming very drunk. But she doubted me, said I was just acting, and had actually been drinking water with olives in it. I do tend to resist acting intoxicated fairly well, appearing either sober or else passed out, not a lot in between, her skepticism somewhat understandable. So I handed her my fresh martini glass and challenged her to chug it, if she believed it was really water.
She did just that and began choking on the Beefeaters, while our fellow Officers all laughed at her. Before long she looked a lot like the photo above, because it wasn't water, nor grape juice.