counter the 'smartass/sasrcastic/pickup' lines above you

  • Lehurrdurr

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    Mar 03, 2013 6:27 AM GMT
    to prove if you have what it takes icon_lol.gif

    the winner is someone who comes up with the best line that nobody can counter or continue anymore. Then the winner gets the privilege to start over again icon_wink.gif

    i'll start:

    "sir.. as far as i'm concerned we've always sold real milk. i don't recall of selling imaginary milk"
  • calibro

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    Mar 03, 2013 6:30 PM GMT
    i have no idea what you just said. stop.
  • HottJoe

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    Mar 03, 2013 6:41 PM GMT
    Maybe you need glasses.icon_rolleyes.gif
  • Whipmagic

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    Mar 03, 2013 6:48 PM GMT
    HottJoe saidMaybe you need glasses.icon_rolleyes.gif


    The only glasses I need are those filled with Scotch.
  • calibro

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    Mar 03, 2013 6:50 PM GMT
    HottJoe saidMaybe you need glasses.icon_rolleyes.gif


    two brains, same intelligence. i repeat: this thread is moronic.
  • BeNiHiKoU

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    Mar 03, 2013 6:53 PM GMT
    ... Forget about Scotch - or glasses altogether, for that matter! The way I see it, you clearly need LASIK..icon_eek.gif
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    Mar 03, 2013 6:54 PM GMT
    calibro said
    HottJoe saidMaybe you need glasses.icon_rolleyes.gif


    two brains, same intelligence. i repeat: this thread is moronic.


    Who needs brain cells when you have swag?
  • calibro

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    Mar 03, 2013 6:57 PM GMT
    icon_rolleyes.gif

    i am being entirely serious. this is like watching the special olympics' football team play in the nfl... only with more painful performances by mentally challenged individuals.
  • HottJoe

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    Mar 03, 2013 6:57 PM GMT
    calibro said
    HottJoe saidMaybe you need glasses.icon_rolleyes.gif


    two brains, same intelligence. i repeat: this thread is moronic.


    Are you asking me out?
  • ThatSwimmerGu...

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    Mar 03, 2013 7:00 PM GMT
    Pick up line?
    Let's work on my calc homework and add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and so how far it goes.
    Stupid math pickup lines.
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    Mar 03, 2013 7:01 PM GMT
    calibro saidicon_rolleyes.gif

    i am being entirely serious. this is like watching the special olympics' football team play in the nfl... only with more painful performances by mentally challenged individuals.


    Yet, you're the one who's posted on this thread more than anyone else. ..icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Mar 03, 2013 7:10 PM GMT
    Supreme Retort, Befitting of M'Lady!
  • calibro

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    Mar 03, 2013 7:10 PM GMT
    Slim2010 said
    calibro saidicon_rolleyes.gif

    i am being entirely serious. this is like watching the special olympics' football team play in the nfl... only with more painful performances by mentally challenged individuals.


    Yet, you're the one who's posted on this thread more than anyone else. ..icon_rolleyes.gif


    consider it my good deed of the day to save you stupid people from yourselves
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    Mar 03, 2013 7:12 PM GMT
    HottJoe said
    calibro said
    HottJoe saidMaybe you need glasses.icon_rolleyes.gif


    two brains, same intelligence. i repeat: this thread is moronic.


    Are you asking me out?


    The only people asking you out are the turrets children who can't help themselves.
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    Mar 03, 2013 8:00 PM GMT
    msuNtx said
    HottJoe said
    calibro said
    HottJoe saidMaybe you need glasses.icon_rolleyes.gif


    two brains, same intelligence. i repeat: this thread is moronic.


    Are you asking me out?


    The only people asking you out are the turrets children who can't help themselves.



    Ya cuz children who live in castles are pretty desperate huh?

    ( Hey Shortbus Stud, It's TOURETTES )
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    Mar 03, 2013 8:00 PM GMT
    GordHunter saidYa but at least THEY know how to spell tourettes.


    You forgot the ' (apostrophe)
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    Mar 03, 2013 8:05 PM GMT
    Ten dollah enuf?
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    Mar 03, 2013 8:07 PM GMT
    Claystation said
    GordHunter saidYa but at least THEY know how to spell tourettes.


    You forgot the ' (apostrophe)



    like in "A'hole" ?
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    Mar 03, 2013 8:07 PM GMT
    turbobilly saidTen dollah enuf?


    You know you dont have ten dollars icon_lol.gif
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    Mar 03, 2013 8:08 PM GMT
    GordHunter said


    like in "A'hole" ?


    Close enough, I wouldn't want you to get into spelling the real big words, it might get confusing icon_biggrin.gif
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    Mar 03, 2013 8:14 PM GMT
    Claystation saidClose enough, I wouldn't want you to get into spelling the real big words, it might get confusing icon_biggrin.gif
    Really? I get confused every time I look at you. Are you a human or a Gorilla, I just don't know icon_neutral.gif
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    Mar 03, 2013 8:16 PM GMT
    Be nice or I'm telling your Aunt-who-raised-you-cuz-yo' mama-abandoned-you-at-birth.
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    Mar 03, 2013 8:20 PM GMT
    RadRTT saidReally? I get confused every time I look at you. Are you a human or a Gorilla, I just don't know icon_neutral.gif


    Sucks to be you. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Mar 03, 2013 8:24 PM GMT
    For those in need of glasses, I'm an Optometrist, I can help out.

    For those in need of a brain, I'm an Optometrist, I can refer you to a neurologist.
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    Mar 03, 2013 8:27 PM GMT
    Goodguy_SouthAfrica saidFor those in need of glasses, I'm an Optometrist, I can help out.

    For those in need of a brain, I'm an Optometrist, I can refer you to a neurologist.


    I think I'll get a second opinion icon_biggrin.gif