Husband applications: fail...

  • RaggedyMan

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    Mar 04, 2013 4:05 AM GMT
    Submit qualifications here icon_smile.gif
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    Mar 04, 2013 4:27 AM GMT
    I can unclog a mean toilet =o
  • MikeW

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    Mar 04, 2013 4:33 AM GMT
    I'm a tripple Capricorn which means I'm loyal to a fault. I'll even care for you even in your old age. My parents got into their 90s, I expect to see 110 at least.
  • RaggedyMan

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    Mar 04, 2013 4:34 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidI can unclog a mean toilet =o

    Hmm can you describe the last time this occurred and the steps you took to unclog said toilet?
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    Mar 04, 2013 4:34 AM GMT
    I lied I just flush it repeatedly and hope it unclogs on its own D:
  • HottJoe

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    Mar 04, 2013 4:37 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidI lied I just flush it repeatedly and hope it unclogs on its own D:


    Well you are full of shit.
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    Mar 04, 2013 4:38 AM GMT
    What goes on during the internal processes after applications are officially submitted? icon_surprised.gif
  • RaggedyMan

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    Mar 04, 2013 4:38 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidI lied I just flush it repeatedly and hope it unclogs on its own D:

    Eventhough you have a strong background, we have to chosen to move forward with our search. Good luck in your endeavours
  • RaggedyMan

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    Mar 04, 2013 4:39 AM GMT
    lagwm saidWhat goes on during the internal processes after applications are officially submitted? icon_surprised.gif

    Background checks icon_smile.gif
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    Mar 04, 2013 4:44 AM GMT
    sanjose408 said
    lagwm saidWhat goes on during the internal processes after applications are officially submitted? icon_surprised.gif

    Background checks icon_smile.gif


    CIA...check
    FBI...check
    fingerprint...check
    criminal...check
    no fly list...check
    credit...check
    drivers...check
    family...check

    Too much? icon_lol.gif
  • AMoonHawk

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    Mar 04, 2013 4:53 AM GMT
    HONEY!!!! .... Bring me a beer.icon_biggrin.gif
  • RaggedyMan

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    Mar 04, 2013 4:58 AM GMT
    AMoonHawk saidHONEY!!!! .... Bring me a beer.icon_biggrin.gif

    You forgot to say plz
  • AMoonHawk

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    Mar 04, 2013 4:59 AM GMT
    sanjose408 said
    AMoonHawk saidHONEY!!!! .... Bring me a beer.icon_biggrin.gif

    You forgot to say plz

    Pleeeeeze icon_biggrin.gif
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    Mar 04, 2013 5:02 AM GMT
    sanjose408 said
    Ariodante saidI lied I just flush it repeatedly and hope it unclogs on its own D:

    Eventhough you have a strong background, we have to chosen to move forward with our search. Good luck in your endeavours


    YEAH WELL I DON'T EVEN NEED THIS FUCKIN' JOB AND YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR WHOLE GODDAMN COMPANY FUCKING SUCKS AND ALL YOU FUCKERS CAN JUST FUCKING GO TO FUCKING HELL!! icon_mad.gif


    ...I didn't mean it can I apply next year icon_neutral.gif
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    Mar 04, 2013 5:04 AM GMT
    I'm asian.. We give great massages icon_lol.gif
  • RaggedyMan

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    Mar 04, 2013 5:09 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    sanjose408 said
    Ariodante saidI lied I just flush it repeatedly and hope it unclogs on its own D:

    Eventhough you have a strong background, we have to chosen to move forward with our search. Good luck in your endeavours


    YEAH WELL I DON'T EVEN NEED THIS FUCKIN' JOB AND YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR WHOLE GODDAMN COMPANY FUCKING SUCKS AND ALL YOU FUCKERS CAN JUST FUCKING GO TO FUCKING HELL!! icon_mad.gif


    ...I didn't mean it can I apply next year icon_neutral.gif

    One of one the qualifications is knowing how to bowl.
    You can reapply in 6 months.
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    Mar 04, 2013 5:11 AM GMT
    sanjose408 said
    One of one the qualifications is knowing how to bowl.
    You can reapply in 6 months.


    YEAH WILL FUCK Y...oh wait I can? Cool! Thank you sir I look forward to being a productive member of the team!
  • RaggedyMan

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    Mar 04, 2013 5:29 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    sanjose408 said
    One of one the qualifications is knowing how to bowl.
    You can reapply in 6 months.


    YEAH WILL FUCK Y...oh wait I can? Cool! Thank you sir I look forward to being a productive member of the team!

    We don't offer medical or dental but all other benefits are OK.
  • RaggedyMan

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    Mar 04, 2013 5:39 AM GMT
    Aristoshark saidNah, don't think I'll be applyin'

    Well doesn't matter what you say. Your contribution to this thread constitutes as your application.
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    Mar 04, 2013 8:02 AM GMT
    sanjose408 said
    Ariodante said
    sanjose408 said
    One of one the qualifications is knowing how to bowl.
    You can reapply in 6 months.


    YEAH WILL FUCK Y...oh wait I can? Cool! Thank you sir I look forward to being a productive member of the team!

    We don't offer medical or dental but all other benefits are OK.


    tshh forget that then! I needed some antibiotics for these raging STD's so if that ain't happening I is outy!
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    Mar 04, 2013 10:28 AM GMT
    How about I just get the final rose and split the wedding money with you backstage?

    We'll toss in a scandal after where I catch you performing "lewd acts" to a hamster, resulting in public trials annulling our marriage.
  • calibro

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    Mar 04, 2013 2:05 PM GMT
    Ariodante saidI can unclog a mean toilet =o


    what if it's a nice toilet?
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    Mar 04, 2013 2:19 PM GMT
    You need qualifications for that sort of thing?

    Damn, I've been doing it all wrong.
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    Mar 04, 2013 8:49 PM GMT
    I'd make a great husband......if I can find anyone who can stand to be with me for more than 5 minutes.
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    Mar 04, 2013 10:35 PM GMT
    Ariodante saidI can unclog a mean toilet =o

    from which I infer you clogged it.

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    It`s OK.

    You'se pritty.icon_biggrin.gif