My biggest pet peeve as a top

  • Etrev169

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    Mar 05, 2013 6:01 PM GMT
    Long time reader, first time poster. So I don't know if you power tops have ever dealt with this before but I thought I would finally ask. I was cruising on Saturday night and came up on a smooth, delicious looking twink who claimed to be a sub power bottom. Took him back to my place and after topping him for about a minute it was clear he didn't douche at all. I mean a little smear I can deal with but with this guy it was painfully obvious he ate a Southwestern salad the day before!!! It started to stink worse than I've ever experienced and couldn't even finish. He left a few minutes afterward laughing at me like it was some kind of joke. Don't get me wrong, I love smooth twink ass so maybe I shouldve tried to finish but I am sorry it is just not erotic when you are shitting in my cock!!! Has anyone else dealt with this hygiene problem before? Thanks, and also thanks for letting me rant!!
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    Mar 05, 2013 6:13 PM GMT
    Fortunately, my husband keeps his you-could-eat-off-it clean. His advice to his fellow bottoms: rinse and spit!
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    Mar 05, 2013 6:18 PM GMT
    a little accidental mess is ok, a 'shit-storm' is not! Clean is beautiful....


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    Mar 05, 2013 6:34 PM GMT
    How in hell could any hairless hot Asian twink shit "in" you cock? Do you have an inverted cock? Because I believe that is technically called a vagina, and even then you probably deserved the shit and the walk away laugh.
  • blueandgold

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    Mar 05, 2013 6:41 PM GMT
    Poopdick is sometimes a gay reality. Don't be so squeamish.
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    Mar 05, 2013 7:02 PM GMT
    imo, when you get the first wiff.... it's time to call it a day... I say this as both someone who loves to top and bottom.
  • Apparition

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    Mar 05, 2013 9:25 PM GMT
    um begin your date with "did you go first...i'll wait" problem solved for the rest of your life.
  • Kairr

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    Mar 06, 2013 1:55 AM GMT
    You did use a condom right?

    And uhhhg... I could have never been able to stand a shitty ass.
  • SinfulWays

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    Mar 06, 2013 2:15 AM GMT
    Wow, I have five great looking young guys that I have been dealing withe since last year, I have never had any issues like that. I always expect something like that to pop up but it never has.. I think I will buy five long-stem roses and tell them how special they are...
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    Mar 07, 2013 4:42 AM GMT
    As a vers/bottom, I definitely hate not being clean for my top. However, one of the guys I've been with mentioned that I am generally pretty clean. I still try and make sure it smells nice for them down there- nothing like trying to smelly like pretty flowers! There's a range of tolerance per top, but I try to be cognizant of what may cause my bowels to overwork and want to unload. Ha! Especially when I may potentially engage in sex. But if I was a frequent top, the dirtiness would be a real and instant turn off.
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    Mar 12, 2013 8:25 PM GMT
    Corn? When did I eat corn!?!
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    Mar 14, 2013 4:02 AM GMT
    Thats actually one of my biggest fears...Whenever I bottom, I ALWAYS clean as much as possible with an intense shower. Haven't had an accident yet and still going strong!
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    Mar 14, 2013 5:17 AM GMT
    I'm sorry I completely agree with the poster. I cannot stand someone who is unclean. I'm not saying you have to douche, but there are just times you know you shouldn't bottom. For instance if you had a burger or chili cheese fries in the past 12 hours, you probably shouldn't bottom. Or if you seriously can't wait, then use an enema so that it moisturizes your intestinal tract. Like you said a little discoloration is normal but if it's coming out in clumps on your dick it is just disgusting and totally ruins the mood.
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    Mar 15, 2013 12:07 AM GMT
    Etrev169 saidLong time reader, first time poster. So I don't know if you power tops have ever dealt with this before but I thought I would finally ask. I was cruising on Saturday night and came up on a smooth, delicious looking twink who claimed to be a sub power bottom. Took him back to my place and after topping him for about a minute it was clear he didn't douche at all. I mean a little smear I can deal with but with this guy it was painfully obvious he ate a Southwestern salad the day before!!! It started to stink worse than I've ever experienced and couldn't even finish. He left a few minutes afterward laughing at me like it was some kind of joke. Don't get me wrong, I love smooth twink ass so maybe I shouldve tried to finish but I am sorry it is just not erotic when you are shitting in my cock!!! Has anyone else dealt with this hygiene problem before? Thanks, and also thanks for letting me rant!!

    Lol. I had this happen once to me. I just let him take care of it and we did some other stuff... I wouldn't force a guy to leave, but if he was too embarassed then I would let him leave.