What a day it's been, our cat just found out that

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    Mar 09, 2013 7:00 AM GMT
    Lesbians eat pussy's, and our dog come out as being straight; were did we go wrong, with our kids?
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    Mar 09, 2013 8:45 PM GMT
    Today over Sunday lunch, we are going to have a talk with our kids. Let our Pussy know that lesbians are not interested in us, as we are a family of males. As for our dog, being straight, all we can do is let him know we will love and accept him no matter what; but no children out of wedlock.
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    Mar 09, 2013 9:01 PM GMT
    Your dog is straight? And you're okay with that?
    I highly suggest sending him to a camp where they can "pray the straight away".
    I'm just trying to save you some troubles you might have in the future, havin' a straight dog and all. . .
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    Mar 09, 2013 10:14 PM GMT
    Slim2010 saidYour dog is straight? And you're okay with that?
    I highly suggest sending him to a camp where they can "pray the straight away".
    I'm just trying to save you some troubles you might have in the future, havin' a straight dog and all. . .


    Thank you for your suggestion. I mean to say, he has grown up in a household with lots of love and with two daddies, who love him unconditionally; albeit we may not like everything he may do, we still will love him.

    Not sure if we could send him to a camp that would pray his straight away, as this seems it may have religus connotations to it; and we do not support others preaching religus propaganda to our children, to force their own agenda on them. But they have not grown up ignorant of religion either. Albeit, with our little bloke, being a Border Terrier with selective hearing, and still only a teenager, we did hope he would keep it tucked away until he was lets say, 50.

    But it was a shock to us to see him jump the fence to bury his bone in the bitch next door. I never thought he would leave his mates behind.