Dating Adolf Hitler?

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    Mar 10, 2013 5:49 PM GMT
    So, what would it be like to date Adolf Hitler?

    Would a typical romantic candle light dinner include such topics as 'extermination of the untermensch'?

    Or, would there be an evening serenade by Adolf perhaps to the tune of an original he wrote entitled, "Nordic Bronze Age supermen are your superiors and you will come to acknowledge this yes you will!"

    So gentlemen, if you are so inclined, what do you think such an occasion w/ ol' Adolf would have been like?

    Where would it be? In a bunker?

    Perhaps Adolf was like spaghetti: straight until you heat it up?

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  • whytehot

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    Mar 10, 2013 6:57 PM GMT
    I'm sure there's plenty of living substitutes for that fetish

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    Mar 10, 2013 7:24 PM GMT
    Let's hold a seance and ask Eva Braun.

    Well... it would suck for me, 'cause Slavs were on the list to be exterminated.
    (Though he did recruit millions of them to fight for him.)
    Maybe discussing art?
    In a restaurant in Vienna?
    Heat it up??? *Pukes*
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    Mar 10, 2013 7:30 PM GMT
    Let's see, self hating, narcissist, bad haircut, poor wardrobe, short mans complex, thinks he should rule the world, convinced he's an artist, incredibly bad in bed (but if you ask him he's awesome) and says everyone wishes they were more like him. Yeah, I've already dated Hitler, a couple of times, always talks with food in his mouth too.
  • jtz03932

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    Mar 11, 2013 1:34 AM GMT
    smartmoney saidLet's see, self hating, narcissist, bad haircut, poor wardrobe, short mans complex, thinks he should rule the world, convinced he's an artist, incredibly bad in bed (but if you ask him he's awesome) and says everyone wishes they were more like him. Yeah, I've already dated Hitler, a couple of times, always talks with food in his mouth too.


    That's sounds like any other member in the gay online dating community...
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    Mar 12, 2013 2:35 AM GMT
    I don't like your imagination !!

    The slang "Untermensch" is highly offensive.

    Do you even know how this term came about??
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    Mar 12, 2013 3:41 AM GMT
    This is an interesting game.

    I'll go next.

    So, what would it be like to date Jeffery Dahmer?

    Would a typical romantic candle light dinner include such topics as 'becoming one with me forever'?

    Or, would there be an evening serenade by Jeffery perhaps to the tune of an original he wrote entitled, "My taste in you is your taste inside mel!"

    So gentlemen, if you are so inclined, what do you think such an occasion w/ ol' Jeff would have been like?

    Where would it be? In a slaughterhouse?

    Perhaps Jeffery was like the creature in the egg in Alien...cute and cuddly until it springs forth into your face, down your tummy, ultimately exploding out of your bowels?

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    Ok. Who's next?
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    Mar 29, 2013 12:05 AM GMT
    So much off-topic!

    This thread is about dating Adolf Hitler, so let your imagination run wild and fantasise about fun times with the Führer. icon_smile.gif

    Would it be a transcendental experience, like meeting a demi-god?

    What would you talk about?
  • wherewillwebe

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    Mar 29, 2013 4:24 AM GMT
    why on earth would anyone want to even imagine what it would be like daiting him?icon_redface.gif
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    Mar 29, 2013 4:37 AM GMT
    smartmoney saidLet's see, self hating, narcissist, bad haircut, poor wardrobe, short mans complex, thinks he should rule the world, convinced he's an artist, incredibly bad in bed (but if you ask him he's awesome) and says everyone wishes they were more like him. Yeah, I've already dated Hitler, a couple of times, always talks with food in his mouth too.


    Are you describing Chuckystud?
  • Suetonius

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    Mar 29, 2013 7:09 AM GMT
    It would certainly have been "interesting." Since he wasn't gay and had a lot of gay men killed, you would have to do very good drag. And your affair and your life might not last too long. He had a few "girlfriends," most of whom committed suicide or at least attempted it. One official in the Nazi party claimed that he seduced his niece (probably not too difficult, for the most powerful man in the world at the time) and forced her to urinate and take a dump on him - she tried to break off the affair, and supposedly committed suicide, but it really looked she had been killed - Now who would have arranged that outcome?
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    Mar 29, 2013 4:22 PM GMT
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    Unity Valkyrie Mitford (8 August 1914 – 28 May 1940 ) was an aristocratic English devotee of Hitler.

    In the UK and in Germany, she was a prominent and public supporter of Nazism and fascism and from 1936, a part of Hitler's inner circle of friends and confidants for five years. Following the declaration of World War II, Mitford attempted suicide, although doubts about the attempt were raised in the media following the declassification of MI5 government documentation.

    She was a member of the Mitford family, tracing its origins in Northumberland back to the 11th century Norman settlement of England. Her sister Diana was married to Oswald Mosley, leader of the British Union of Fascists.

    Mitford was a debutante in 1932. That same year her elder sister Diana left her husband for an affair with Oswald Mosley who had just founded the British Union of Fascists. Their father was furious at the disgrace and forbade the family from seeing either Diana or "The Man Mosley", as he termed him. Unity disobeyed and that summer met with Mosley at a party thrown by Diana where she was promised a party badge. Mosley's son, Nicholas, stated that: "Unity became a very extrovert member of the party, which was her way [...] She joined my father's party and she used to turn up, she used to go around in a black shirt uniform, and she used to turn up at communists meetings and she used to do the fascist salute and heckle the speaker. That was the sort of person she was". He adds that although his father admired Unity's commitment, Mosley felt "She wasn't doing him any good, because she was making an exhibition of herself."

    Unity and Diana Mitford travelled to Germany as part of the British delegation from the British Union of Fascists, to the 1933 Nuremberg Rally, seeing Hitler for the first time. Unity later said, "The first time I saw him I knew there was no one I would rather meet." Biographer Anne de Courcy confirms: "The Nuremberg rally had a profound effect on both Diana and Unity ... Unity was already, as it were, convinced about Hitler, but this turned conviction into worship. From then on she wanted to be near Hitler as much as possible".

    Mitford returned to Germany in the summer of 1934, enrolling in a language school in Munich close to the Nazi Party headquarters. Dalley notes "She was obsessed with meeting Hitler, so she really set out to stalk him." Pryce Jones elaborates:

    She set her mind on getting Hitler, and she discovered that Hitler's movements could be ascertained. It's one of the extraordinary things about Hitler's daily life that he was so available to the public. You knew which café he’d be in, you knew which restaurant he'd be in, which hotel, and he would just go and meet people over sticky buns and cakes, and it was possible to meet him like that. And he was in the habit of eating in the Osteria Bavaria in Munich and she started sitting in the Osteria Bavaria every day. So he would have to come into the front part of the restaurant where there was this English girl.
    After ten months Hitler finally invited her to his table where they talked for over half-an-hour with Hitler picking up her bill. In a letter to her father Mitford wrote: "It was the most wonderful and beautiful [day] of my life. I am so happy that I wouldn’t mind a bit, dying. I'd suppose I am the luckiest girl in the world. For me he is the greatest man of all time". Hitler had also become smitten with the young blonde British student. He was struck by her curious connections to the Germanic culture including her middle name, Valkyrie. Mitford's grandfather, Algernon Freeman-Mitford, had been a friend of Richard Wagner, one of Hitler's idols, and had translated the works of Houston Stewart Chamberlain, another inspiration for Hitler. Dalley says "Hitler was extremely superstitious, and he believed that Unity was sort of sent to him, it was destined." Mitford subsequently received invitations to party rallies and state occasions, and was described by Hitler as "a perfect specimen of Aryan womanhood."

    Hitler and Mitford became close, with Hitler reportedly playing Mitford off against his new girlfriend apparently to make her jealous. The girlfriend, Eva Braun wrote of Mitford in her diary: "She is known as the Valkyrie and looks the part, including her legs. I the mistress of the greatest man in Germany and the whole world, I sit here waiting while the sun mocks me through the window panes." Braun regained Hitler's attention after an attempted suicide and Mitford learned from this that desperate measures were often needed to capture the Führer's attention.

    Mitford attended the Nazi Youth festival in Hesselberg with Hitler's friend Julius Streicher, where she gave a virulently anti-Semitic speech. She subsequently repeated these sentiments in an open letter to Streicher's paper, Der Stürmer, which read: "The English have no notion of the Jewish danger. Our worst Jews work only behind the scenes. We think with joy of the day when we will be able to say England for the English! Out with the Jews! Heil Hitler! P.S. please publish my name in full, I want everyone to know I am a Jew hater. The letter caused public outrage in Britain but Hitler rewarded her with an engraved golden swastika badge, a private box at the 1936 Berlin Olympics, and a ride in a party Mercedes to the Bayreuth Festival.

    From this point on Mitford was inducted into Hitler's inner circle and remained with him for five years. When Hitler announced the Anschluss in 1938, she appeared with him on the balcony in Vienna. She was later arrested in Prague for distributing Nazi propaganda. Pryce Jones reports that "She saw him, it seemed, more than a hundred times, no other English person could have anything like that access to Hitler", and the suspicions of the British SIS were aroused. MI5 head Guy Liddell wrote in his diary: "Unity Mitford had been in close and intimate contact with the Führer and his supporters for several years, and was an ardent and open supporter of the Nazi regime. She had remained behind after the outbreak of war and her action had come perilously close to high treason." A 1936 report went further, proclaiming her "more Nazi than the Nazis" and stated that she gave the Hitler salute to the British Consul General in Munich, who immediately requested that her passport be impounded. After five years, in 1938, Hitler gave her a choice of four apartments in Munich, one flat lived in by a Jewish couple. Mitford is reported to have then visited the apartment to discuss her decoration and design plans, while the soon-to-be-dispossessed couple still sat in the kitchen crying. Immediately prior to this, she had lived in the house of Erna Hanfstaengl, sister of early Hitler admirer and confidante Ernst Hanfstaengl, but was ordered to leave when Hitler became angry with the Hanfstaengls.

    Many prominent Nazis were also suspicious of the English girl and her relationship to their Führer. In his memoirs, Inside the Third Reich, Albert Speer said of Hitler's select group: "One tacit agreement prevailed: No one must mention politics. The sole exception was Lady (sic) Mitford, who even in the later years of international tension persistently spoke up for her country and often actually pleaded with Hitler to make a deal with Britain. In spite of Hitler's discouraging reserve, she did not abandon her efforts through all those years". Mitford summered at the Berghof where she continued to discuss a possible German-British alliance with Hitler, going so far as to supply lists of potential supporters and enemies.

    Hitler was too hot to handle.
  • MikeW

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    Mar 30, 2013 12:53 AM GMT
    #dateswithsociopaths

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    Mar 30, 2013 12:55 AM GMT
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    Apr 02, 2013 7:31 AM GMT
    Depends...

    Is he considered "White"?

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    Jul 22, 2013 7:24 PM GMT
    Scrotum_Tamer saidDepends...

    Is he considered "White"?

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    I think that the Fuhrer could be considered to have been "White", yes.

    He had a cute Nordic-Alpine look.

    Take away the whiskers:

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    Hmm...
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    Jul 22, 2013 10:35 PM GMT
    Hiler was no more sociopathic than most human beings, I bet if most people alive today had the same opportunities and circumstances as Hitler was presented in his life they would do even more damage to humanity, they just haven't been given the chance...
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    Jul 22, 2013 10:59 PM GMT
    IrishDarren saidHiler was no more sociopathic than most human beings, I bet if most people alive today had the same opportunities and circumstances as Hitler was presented in his life they would do even more damage to humanity, they just haven't been given the chance...


    He started with good intentions, and despite the bad, he achieved a lot of good.

    Other people took some of the ideals of National Socialism and are remembered fondly. Eva Peron and Ioannis Metaxas, for example.

    Unlike Communism, National Socialism was not defeated as an ideology, only militarily, and it nearly required the whole world to do it. icon_wink.gif
  • Suetonius

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    Jul 23, 2013 4:11 PM GMT
    IrishDarren saidHiler was no more sociopathic than most human beings, I bet if most people alive today had the same opportunities and circumstances as Hitler was presented in his life they would do even more damage to humanity, they just haven't been given the chance...

    Daren, you are incredibly naive (one would hope it's only naïveté) , and probably terribly uniformed about what Hitler actually did. There is a vivid scene in Visconti's film, The Damned, portraying a party Hitler arranged for his homosexual supporters. You should rent it some time. Do you include yourself among "most people"?
  • Suetonius

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    Jul 23, 2013 4:19 PM GMT
    Fortis said
    IrishDarren saidHiler was no more sociopathic than most human beings, I bet if most people alive today had the same opportunities and circumstances as Hitler was presented in his life they would do even more damage to humanity, they just haven't been given the chance...


    He started with good intentions, and despite the bad, he achieved a lot of good.


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    From Fortis' prof:
    "I lurked for just a few hours before deciding that the forum has a lot of potential, and some good discussions." Perhaps you should go back to lurking.
    "Hitler's good intentions" - like exterminating all Jews, gypsies, homosexuals,and putting all eastern europeans into slavery? Would your good intentions include exterminating all blacks as well (Hitler didn't have time to get that far). Fortis, you are morally bankrupt, and probably a troll.
  • Apparition

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    Jul 24, 2013 5:45 AM GMT
    oh the date would involve art galleries and taking home the ones I wanted. dont care much for the guys body - kinda gross. inspecting the troops in those black and red uniforms after and raping the boys...hell ya.