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What would you do to me?
KyleBelfast Posts: 70
Oct 12, 2008 12:34 AM GMT
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I wanted to see if anyone could be ORIG.
Let me have it. Who knows what might happen.
surfsdown Posts: 154
Oct 12, 2008 12:53 AM GMT
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I'd make you cry....by stealing that hat!
Koaa2 Posts: 499
Oct 12, 2008 12:57 AM GMT
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surfsdown saidI'd make you cry....by stealing that hat!



That's great!
HighVoltageGu... Posts: 1289
Oct 12, 2008 1:43 AM GMT
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Azstreaker said
KyleBelfast saidI wanted to see if anyone could be ORIG.
Let me have it. Who knows what might happen.


Oh I have a long list of things I could do to this hottie.....

Now, I am worried if I list them....I may tarnish my image...So...LOL...I will let him know via email!




Does one of your listed items include him with a ball gag in his mouth while in a sling? Just sayin'!
pakgreekguy Posts: 325
Oct 12, 2008 1:54 AM GMT
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put you in a series of submission holds(if you could handle a series)....and make you wimper like a helpless puppy dog
chinosurfguy Posts: 155
Oct 12, 2008 1:57 AM GMT
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I would um... ask you out? But as far as original I think it would be great if I had the money to randomly fly you out to hawaii with me to watch the humpback whales migrate by moonlight while eating hawaiian barbeque O.o
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Oct 12, 2008 2:07 AM GMT
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Probably check you out in that locker room =)
a1972guy Posts: 1958
Oct 12, 2008 2:09 AM GMT
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Take a BETTER main pic of you, one that's not all blurry!
pakgreekguy Posts: 325
Oct 12, 2008 2:11 AM GMT
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jk.....I can have a dark sense of humor
brady527 Posts: 355
Oct 12, 2008 2:13 AM GMT
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Read you Marquis de Sade's "Juliette" by candlelight in bed.
a1972guy Posts: 1958
Oct 12, 2008 2:18 AM GMT
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Brady527 saidRead you Marquis de Sade's "Juliette" by candlelight in bed.


Oh Brady, how ROMANTICAL!!!!
Timberoo Posts: 2845
Oct 12, 2008 2:20 AM GMT
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paint kitty whiskers on your face and make you drink cream from a saucer
brady527 Posts: 355
Oct 12, 2008 2:23 AM GMT
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a1972guy said
Brady527 saidRead you Marquis de Sade's "Juliette" by candlelight in bed.


Oh Brady, how ROMANTICAL!!!!


I wouldn't describe it as romantic at all. It is disturbing and utterly whorish, which makes it original in a disturbing way.
a1972guy Posts: 1958
Oct 12, 2008 2:26 AM GMT
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Brady527 said
a1972guy said
Brady527 saidRead you Marquis de Sade's "Juliette" by candlelight in bed.


Oh Brady, how ROMANTICAL!!!!


I wouldn't describe it as romantic at all. It is disturbing and utterly whorish, which makes it original in a disturbing way.


I know!!!
brady527 Posts: 355
Oct 12, 2008 2:31 AM GMT
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I hate not being able to sense sarcasm. Totally my kryptonite.
onejock Posts: 117
Oct 12, 2008 3:37 AM GMT
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suck your balls
26mileman Posts: 605
Oct 12, 2008 4:44 AM GMT
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Bring you flowers
Freakyninjamo... Posts: 731
Oct 12, 2008 4:45 AM GMT
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1) Draw a smiley face on your stomach.

2) Drop you into a pool filled with mashed potatos.

That's right. Just weird. No innuendos here
KyleBelfast Posts: 70
Oct 12, 2008 5:10 AM GMT
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Azstreaker said
HighVoltageGuy said
Azstreaker said
KyleBelfast saidI wanted to see if anyone could be ORIG.
Let me have it. Who knows what might happen.


Oh I have a long list of things I could do to this hottie.....

Now, I am worried if I list them....I may tarnish my image...So...LOL...I will let him know via email!




Does one of your listed items include him with a ball gag in his mouth while in a sling? Just sayin'!


Oh that's good to start...now I think this boy has a lot to offer another guy. I think he is worthy of some good ruff....SEX!! I


I think I found a winner here..
I think he has what it takes to make me feel like the slave boy that I am at heart.Fulling his every need...
EricLA Posts: 1165
Oct 12, 2008 6:33 AM GMT
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Darn, and I was getting the handcuffs and big dildo ready. Oh, piss.
JoeSm Posts: 37
Oct 12, 2008 10:31 AM GMT
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Mmm I think a flogging and pinwheel
AMT87 Posts: 706
Oct 12, 2008 11:27 AM GMT
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KyleBelfast saidI wanted to see if anyone could be ORIG.
Let me have it. Who knows what might happen.


I think I'd have to start by getting you into a jock strap, maybe give those chest and arms a rub down or at least start there and work my way down....

and then take it from there....
Devildog78 Posts: 232
Oct 12, 2008 12:42 PM GMT
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First I'd strip you down, throw you in the shower, grab you by the meat of your neck, get my clippers out, shave your head, drag you into my room, make you do a full PT routine, planks, lunges, pushups, and squats.

Then when you're half dead with exhaustion I'll throw you on my bed, work you over, get you primed up to take my 8" uncut cock, put you on your knees, doggy style, grab your freshly shaved head and whisper in your ear "are you ready for it sissy?" And as you whisper and pant "yes" I'll drive into you deep.

Turn you around so i can see your face and lean down to lock into a passionate kiss. We'll go at it like animals in heat. I'll keep going till you're about to blow and once we're both edging, we'll blow our loads together.

After we're totally drained, we'll lay in my bed, exhausted and sweaty. Get up, take a shower together and head out to the pub to throw back a few pints. Once we get a nice buzz we'll head over to the tattoo shop and get some ink.

Oi!
getfitrick Posts: 155
Oct 12, 2008 3:05 PM GMT
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Give you some hand lotion and some paper towels
HighVoltageGu... Posts: 1289
Oct 12, 2008 3:08 PM GMT
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Devildog78 saidFirst I'd strip you down, throw you in the shower, grab you by the meat of your neck, get my clippers out, shave your head, drag you into my room, make you do a full PT routine, planks, lunges, pushups, and squats.

Then when you're half dead with exhaustion I'll throw you on my bed, work you over, get you primed up to take my 8" uncut cock, put you on your knees, doggy style, grab your freshly shaved head and whisper in your ear "are you ready for it sissy?" And as you whisper and pant "yes" I'll drive into you deep.

Turn you around so i can see your face and lean down to lock into a passionate kiss. We'll go at it like animals in heat. I'll keep going till you're about to blow and once we're both edging, we'll blow our loads together.

After we're totally drained, we'll lay in my bed, exhausted and sweaty. Get up, take a shower together and head out to the pub to throw back a few pints. Once we get a nice buzz we'll head over to the tattoo shop and get some ink.

Oi!


Wow...that was totally hot!
getfitrick Posts: 155
Oct 12, 2008 3:11 PM GMT
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HighVoltageGuy said
Devildog78 saidFirst I'd strip you down, throw you in the shower, grab you by the meat of your neck, get my clippers out, shave your head, drag you into my room, make you do a full PT routine, planks, lunges, pushups, and squats.

Then when you're half dead with exhaustion I'll throw you on my bed, work you over, get you primed up to take my 8" uncut cock, put you on your knees, doggy style, grab your freshly shaved head and whisper in your ear "are you ready for it sissy?" And as you whisper and pant "yes" I'll drive into you deep.

Turn you around so i can see your face and lean down to lock into a passionate kiss. We'll go at it like animals in heat. I'll keep going till you're about to blow and once we're both edging, we'll blow our loads together.

After we're totally drained, we'll lay in my bed, exhausted and sweaty. Get up, take a shower together and head out to the pub to throw back a few pints. Once we get a nice buzz we'll head over to the tattoo shop and get some ink.

Oi!


Wow...that was totally hot!


Haha yeah nothing like a dude who takes charge lol
HighVoltageGu... Posts: 1289
Oct 12, 2008 3:13 PM GMT
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getfitrickHaha yeah nothing like a dude who takes charge lol


You've got that right. Pin me down and just take it from me!
JoeSm Posts: 37
Oct 12, 2008 4:01 PM GMT
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Funny you should mention that, but since I first saw your photo I've been thinking of some nice tight hemp. Wrists tied together over your head then pulled taught to the metal headboard. Ankles wrapped securely and also pulled up and restrained to the headboard posts with a seperate tie across the thighs down to the bottom to stop you wriggling up the bed and slacking off the top ropes.

But I think I need to go and have a lie down after Devildogs ideas....
KyleBelfast Posts: 70
Oct 12, 2008 9:08 PM GMT
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Devildog78 saidFirst I'd strip you down, throw you in the shower, grab you by the meat of your neck, get my clippers out, shave your head, drag you into my room, make you do a full PT routine, planks, lunges, pushups, and squats.

Then when you're half dead with exhaustion I'll throw you on my bed, work you over, get you primed up to take my 8" uncut cock, put you on your knees, doggy style, grab your freshly shaved head and whisper in your ear "are you ready for it sissy?" And as you whisper and pant "yes" I'll drive into you deep.

Turn you around so i can see your face and lean down to lock into a passionate kiss. We'll go at it like animals in heat. I'll keep going till you're about to blow and once we're both edging, we'll blow our loads together.

After we're totally drained, we'll lay in my bed, exhausted and sweaty. Get up, take a shower together and head out to the pub to throw back a few pints. Once we get a nice buzz we'll head over to the tattoo shop and get some ink.

Oi!

You have me so speechless. That is so fucking hot, I could feel it..
i think I am going to have some fun
nikeathlete Posts: 68
Oct 12, 2008 9:16 PM GMT
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Good luck with that Kyle. Let us know how that turns out for ya!
GigoloAssassi... Posts: 257
Oct 12, 2008 9:40 PM GMT
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Devildog78 saidFirst I'd strip you down, throw you in the shower, grab you by the meat of your neck, get my clippers out, shave your head, drag you into my room, make you do a full PT routine, planks, lunges, pushups, and squats.

Then when you're half dead with exhaustion I'll throw you on my bed, work you over, get you primed up to take my 8" uncut cock, put you on your knees, doggy style, grab your freshly shaved head and whisper in your ear "are you ready for it sissy?" And as you whisper and pant "yes" I'll drive into you deep.

Turn you around so i can see your face and lean down to lock into a passionate kiss. We'll go at it like animals in heat. I'll keep going till you're about to blow and once we're both edging, we'll blow our loads together.

After we're totally drained, we'll lay in my bed, exhausted and sweaty. Get up, take a shower together and head out to the pub to throw back a few pints. Once we get a nice buzz we'll head over to the tattoo shop and get some ink.

Oi!

whew. ...I think i need a cigarette...
Devildog78 Posts: 232
Oct 12, 2008 9:47 PM GMT
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Yo Kyle!

Get your ass over to CT so I can make a man outta ya! Show you what real primal male sex is all about. None of these whips and gags...that's just drag for fat straight women and sissies! Just pure skin to skin, two men using their bodies to the best of their abilities, stretching their limits of endurance.

You game killer?

Travlinandliv... Posts: 61
Oct 13, 2008 12:45 AM GMT
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Devil Dog..is all fucking man i can see that he is kind kind of cocky which is hot as hell .... i am actually going to connecticut in 7 weeks! I would definately get in that face and see what he would do about it !!!
brady527 Posts: 355
Oct 13, 2008 12:54 AM GMT
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workingman said
Devildog78 saidFirst I'd strip you down, throw you in the shower, grab you by the meat of your neck, get my clippers out, shave your head, drag you into my room, make you do a full PT routine, planks, lunges, pushups, and squats.

Then when you're half dead with exhaustion I'll throw you on my bed, work you over, get you primed up to take my 8" uncut cock, put you on your knees, doggy style, grab your freshly shaved head and whisper in your ear "are you ready for it sissy?" And as you whisper and pant "yes" I'll drive into you deep.

Turn you around so i can see your face and lean down to lock into a passionate kiss. We'll go at it like animals in heat. I'll keep going till you're about to blow and once we're both edging, we'll blow our loads together.

After we're totally drained, we'll lay in my bed, exhausted and sweaty. Get up, take a shower together and head out to the pub to throw back a few pints. Once we get a nice buzz we'll head over to the tattoo shop and get some ink.

Oi!

whew. ...I think i need a cigarette...


Me too, and I don't event smoke.
bryanc_74 Posts: 142
Oct 13, 2008 11:07 AM GMT
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KyleBelfast said
Devildog78 saidFirst I'd strip you down, throw you in the shower, grab you by the meat of your neck, get my clippers out, shave your head, drag you into my room, make you do a full PT routine, planks, lunges, pushups, and squats.

Then when you're half dead with exhaustion I'll throw you on my bed, work you over, get you primed up to take my 8" uncut cock, put you on your knees, doggy style, grab your freshly shaved head and whisper in your ear "are you ready for it sissy?" And as you whisper and pant "yes" I'll drive into you deep.

Turn you around so i can see your face and lean down to lock into a passionate kiss. We'll go at it like animals in heat. I'll keep going till you're about to blow and once we're both edging, we'll blow our loads together.

After we're totally drained, we'll lay in my bed, exhausted and sweaty. Get up, take a shower together and head out to the pub to throw back a few pints. Once we get a nice buzz we'll head over to the tattoo shop and get some ink.

Oi!

You have me so speechless. That is so fucking hot, I could feel it..
i think I am going to have some fun


Heh, that is hot, but I thought we were supposed to be _original_
Greygull Posts: 313
Oct 13, 2008 1:36 PM GMT
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Devildog78 saidFirst I'd strip you down, throw you in the shower, grab you by the meat of your neck, get my clippers out, shave your head, drag you into my room, make you do a full PT routine, planks, lunges, pushups, and squats.

Then when you're half dead with exhaustion I'll throw you on my bed, work you over, get you primed up to take my 8" uncut cock, put you on your knees, doggy style, grab your freshly shaved head and whisper in your ear "are you ready for it sissy?" And as you whisper and pant "yes" I'll drive into you deep.

Turn you around so i can see your face and lean down to lock into a passionate kiss. We'll go at it like animals in heat. I'll keep going till you're about to blow and once we're both edging, we'll blow our loads together.

After we're totally drained, we'll lay in my bed, exhausted and sweaty. Get up, take a shower together and head out to the pub to throw back a few pints. Once we get a nice buzz we'll head over to the tattoo shop and get some ink.

Oi!



Wow, that's a killer way to start your day, I just woke up and now I have a second problem... whoops..
Duck4life Posts: 51
Oct 17, 2008 7:03 AM GMT
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I would make you my boyfriend!!!!
metta8 Posts: 287
Oct 17, 2008 7:32 AM GMT
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I would auction you off to the highest bidder for a night on the town, with all of the money going to fight prop 8 in California.

http://www.noonprop8.com
chariot Posts: 53
Oct 17, 2008 8:19 AM GMT
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give you a high five for standing up for what you believe in!!

END hate and discrimination!!
Travlinandliv... Posts: 61
Oct 17, 2008 8:39 AM GMT
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Chariot . I would hire a proffessional photographer and want him to do a photo shoot with you .You seem extremely photogenic and bet you would look awesome in different settings and styles!
lvyr Posts: 81
Oct 17, 2008 8:44 AM GMT
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Duck4life saidI would make you my boyfriend!!!!



haha yeah this was the cutest /best one out of all of them
KyleBelfast Posts: 70
Oct 17, 2008 11:34 PM GMT
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Duck4life saidI would make you my boyfriend!!!!


Dreams do come true....
Duck4life Posts: 51
Oct 17, 2008 11:51 PM GMT
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ursamajor Posts: 1544
Oct 18, 2008 12:05 AM GMT
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Ah the voice of experience, all Marines are bottoms.

Devildog78 saidFirst I'd strip you down, throw you in the shower, grab you by the meat of your neck, get my clippers out, shave your head, drag you into my room, make you do a full PT routine, planks, lunges, pushups, and squats.

Then when you're half dead with exhaustion I'll throw you on my bed, work you over, get you primed up to take my 8" uncut cock, put you on your knees, doggy style, grab your freshly shaved head and whisper in your ear "are you ready for it sissy?" And as you whisper and pant "yes" I'll drive into you deep.

Turn you around so i can see your face and lean down to lock into a passionate kiss. We'll go at it like animals in heat. I'll keep going till you're about to blow and once we're both edging, we'll blow our loads together.

After we're totally drained, we'll lay in my bed, exhausted and sweaty. Get up, take a shower together and head out to the pub to throw back a few pints. Once we get a nice buzz we'll head over to the tattoo shop and get some ink.

Oi!
ursamajor Posts: 1544
Oct 18, 2008 12:18 AM GMT
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I would take you to Venice - plugged - all the while treating you extremely well and enjoying your growing discomfort in social situations.

Waiting for a full moon night I would take you by motoscafo out to one of the islands in the north lagoon and I would beat the tears out of you with you with nothing but a couple of hundred long stemmed roses.

I would wrench the angst and fear out of your soul using your pain like a crowbar - and when you where totally wrecked and reborn I would take you time and time again.

I would tend to your tender back and replace your plug (just to keep it real).

We would watch the sunrise together with a little champagne and a nice picnic of blinis and caviar and then I would take you back to San Marco for a nice and sore day on the town.

Your erection and discomfort at your predicament in, say, the Accademmia, would make me chuckle under my breath.

That's what I would do to you.
Aquanerd Posts: 337
Oct 18, 2008 12:24 AM GMT
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KyleBelfast saidI wanted to see if anyone could be ORIG.
Let me have it. Who knows what might happen.


I'd open a bag of "Lindt Dark Chocolate Raspberry Truffles," open all of them and place them all over your chest and abs, sit back and wait for your body heat to melt them, while smoothing out all the foil wrappers and making origami cranes. As the chocolate goo starts to move down you sides, I'd try to stop it but licking your neck, shoulders, sides, hips, and pelvis, then...

Wait, this is a forum, not an IM.
ursamajor Posts: 1544
Oct 18, 2008 6:16 PM GMT
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Well shit pyro, are you free for dinner?
ursamajor Posts: 1544
Oct 20, 2008 6:05 AM GMT
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Oh I would definitely be better off as you have described but that is just the foreplay nes pas?
Delivis Posts: 405
Oct 20, 2008 9:40 AM GMT
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Those who say old fashioned romance is dead have clearly not met pyrotech. What a sweet story..
lilTanker Posts: 1265
Oct 20, 2008 10:54 AM GMT
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I'd put you in an old abandoned well, where I was enforce regular lotion applications while calling you it and badly mimicking your screams.

Then I would slaughter you and use your skin to make a pretty dress.
WTF_RU_Crazy Posts: 203
Oct 20, 2008 10:26 PM GMT
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lilTanker saidI'd put you in an old abandoned well, where I was enforce regular lotion applications while calling you it and badly mimicking your screams.

Then I would slaughter you and use your skin to make a pretty dress.


"it puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.."
cjcscuba1984 Posts: 252
Oct 20, 2008 10:33 PM GMT
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luc21_83 said
lilTanker saidI'd put you in an old abandoned well, where I was enforce regular lotion applications while calling you it and badly mimicking your screams.

Then I would slaughter you and use your skin to make a pretty dress.


"it puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.."


I was gonna say that! lol
lilTanker Posts: 1265
Oct 20, 2008 11:45 PM GMT
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luc21_83 said
lilTanker saidI'd put you in an old abandoned well, where I was enforce regular lotion applications while calling you it and badly mimicking your screams.

Then I would slaughter you and use your skin to make a pretty dress.


"it puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.."


Greygull Posts: 313
Oct 21, 2008 1:14 AM GMT
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wow pyrotech makes me clutch my pearls haha


wonder what he would do to me hehe
gumbosolo Posts: 105
Oct 21, 2008 3:25 AM GMT
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I would pull the thorn out of your paw.

Then take you to see the otters at the Aquarium.
Delivis Posts: 405
Oct 21, 2008 3:52 AM GMT
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How do i sign up to get a raunchy/kinky story done about me? Heehee, this thread is quite fun.
MSUBioNerd Posts: 682
Oct 21, 2008 3:56 AM GMT
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I'd try to point out the difficulties of using science to argue with people on the internet. ;)

Not terribly kinky, I'm afraid.
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Oct 21, 2008 4:01 AM GMT
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Well, I won't go into too many details, but it will involve duct tape, 1500 gallons of lime Jell-O, an ostrich feather, a branding iron of my initials, a tub of butter flavored Crisco and shoulder length veterinary examination glove.
Fable Posts: 362
Oct 21, 2008 4:08 AM GMT
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give you extensions.
Delivis Posts: 405
Oct 21, 2008 4:47 AM GMT
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MSUBioNerd saidI'd try to point out the difficulties of using science to argue with people on the internet. ;)

Not terribly kinky, I'm afraid.


Oh i beg to differ. Science is totally hot.
Delivis Posts: 405
Oct 21, 2008 4:47 AM GMT
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RBY71 saidWell, I won't go into too many details, but it will involve duct tape, 1500 gallons of lime Jell-O, an ostrich feather, a branding iron of my initials, a tub of butter flavored Crisco and shoulder length veterinary examination glove.


Pfft, everyone wants the details.
MSUBioNerd Posts: 682
Oct 21, 2008 4:48 AM GMT
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Well, in that case, I'd explain to you the details of Shifting Balance Theory.
Delivis Posts: 405
Oct 21, 2008 5:01 AM GMT
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MSUBioNerd saidWell, in that case, I'd explain to you the details of Shifting Balance Theory.


That may be slightly old hat for me as i am fairly familiar with it..
surfsdown Posts: 154
Oct 21, 2008 5:02 AM GMT
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I just had to wikipedia Shifting Balance Theory to see what it was. Not very much information there about it.
WTF_RU_Crazy Posts: 203
Oct 21, 2008 5:48 PM GMT
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RBY71 saidWell, I won't go into too many details, but it will involve duct tape, 1500 gallons of lime Jell-O, an ostrich feather, a branding iron of my initials, a tub of butter flavored Crisco and shoulder length veterinary examination glove.


I'm with you on all the other sundry...but what's the ostrich feather for?
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