Happy Steak and BlowJob Day!

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    Mar 14, 2013 9:49 AM GMT
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    Mar 14, 2013 4:40 PM GMT
    Steak and knobber day, a phrase used by a San Diego morning DJ show.
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    Mar 14, 2013 5:14 PM GMT
    It's not Pi until 2015, is it? Or 2016, if you round up.
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    Mar 14, 2013 5:35 PM GMT
    I love Pi.

    pi-pie-3.14-mind-blown-LOL.jpg
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    Mar 14, 2013 5:53 PM GMT
    My 2 favorite things have a their own day?

    I can definitely celebrate this holiday.
  • Medjai

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    Mar 14, 2013 6:08 PM GMT
    showme saidIt's not Pi until 2015, is it? Or 2016, if you round up.


    3/14 1:59 is when I celebrate it...
  • Rowing_Ant

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    Mar 14, 2013 6:10 PM GMT
    Alas Im not going to get either.


    Any volunteers?
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    Mar 14, 2013 6:12 PM GMT
    Does the steak get the blowjob? Do you get the blowjob after the steak? I need my holidays one at a time.
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    Mar 14, 2013 6:24 PM GMT
    I may or may not be eating a steak right now while receiving a blowjob
  • Kel_

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    Mar 14, 2013 6:35 PM GMT
    Another made-up holiday?
    What's next?

    Oh you westerners.
  • LJay

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    Mar 14, 2013 6:35 PM GMT
    Rowing_Ant saidAlas Im not going to get either.


    Any volunteers?


    It's a bit of a walk, but I'm on my way.
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    Mar 14, 2013 6:40 PM GMT
    Here are some greeting cards for Steak and Blowjob day,

    On This Special Day
    A Steak for You
    And if You're Lucky
    I'll Even Swallow Too.


    It's March 14th
    Love is in the air
    Now Make me a Steak
    Before I cum in your hair


    You Love me Tender
    You Love me Sweet
    On March 14th
    It's All About Your Meat


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    Mar 14, 2013 7:07 PM GMT
    It is also national potato chip day.

    http://bmchips.com/national-potato-chip-day.aspx
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    Mar 14, 2013 7:11 PM GMT
    Yum what a tasty combination icon_wink.gif
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    Mar 14, 2013 7:24 PM GMT
    dudewithabeard saidIt is also national potato chip day.

    http://bmchips.com/national-potato-chip-day.aspx

    chips, pie, steak, and BJs? Could this day get any better?
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    Mar 14, 2013 7:27 PM GMT
    Ckfeezy said
    dudewithabeard saidIt is also national potato chip day.

    http://bmchips.com/national-potato-chip-day.aspx

    chips, pie, steak, and BJs? Could this day get any better?


    Throw in some drinks and it's all good! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Mar 14, 2013 7:29 PM GMT
    Ckfeezy said
    dudewithabeard saidIt is also national potato chip day.

    http://bmchips.com/national-potato-chip-day.aspx

    chips, pie, steak, and BJs? Could this day get any better?


    Free lube giveaways. Bacon flavoured. Then life shall be complete. icon_evil.gif
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    Mar 14, 2013 7:31 PM GMT
    Oh Heavens, lets just make a pool party out of this day!
    It's sunny warm outside... icon_cool.gif
  • Kel_

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    Mar 14, 2013 7:34 PM GMT
    Bunch of rage-hormones gays! GAYS EVERYWHERE!!
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    Mar 14, 2013 7:37 PM GMT
    Kel_ saidBunch of rage-hormones gays! GAYS EVERYWHERE!!
    It's actually in response to Valentines day.

    Urban Dictionary:


    Steak and BJ Day was invented by Tom Birdsey, may he live forever, and may the gods eternally bless his fate. Men everywhere should build shrines and worship this man, who has been so kind as to bless us with a day devoted entirely to devouring massive hunks of cowflesh and having one's member gobbled. Truly, he is a saint among swine, and deserving of the highest accolades in the worlds beyond.

    Seriously though, Steak and BJ Day was invented as a response to Valentine's Day, a day in which men get the 'privilege' of showing their affection for their significant other by spending ludicrous amounts of time, money, and effort in showering them in gifts, dinners, shows, and various other things to show them just how special they are to us.

    Isn't it about time that there was a day just like that, but devoted to having the ladies show men just how much they appreciate them? Thanks to Steak and BJ Day, this dream has finally come true.

    And look how easy it is! Since we're really only one of two things, the formula for showing us that appreciation is really very simple.

    First: FOOD! Not any of that new-age healthy co-op market crap, either. Just give us a big hunk of cow. Preferably still bleeding. The napkin will be unnecessary, thanks, that's what the backs of our arms are for.

    I think the second part does not require any further explanation from me.

    Best thing is: It's a win-win situation! Just think, ladies, of just how hard your man will try to please you o...

  • LJay

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    Mar 14, 2013 8:04 PM GMT
    Being alone, I guess I will just have to handle this one myself. Such a burden!
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    Mar 15, 2013 1:53 AM GMT
    I got the steak, but no brain. icon_neutral.gif
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    Mar 15, 2013 1:55 AM GMT
    Kel_ saidAnother made-up holiday?
    What's next?

    Oh you westerners.


    Tell us one holiday that wasn't made up?? icon_razz.gif
  • MidwesternKid

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    Mar 15, 2013 2:07 AM GMT
    Hold the steak, extra BJs.
  • steak2000

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    Apr 12, 2013 7:25 PM GMT
    Damn and I missed it!