Eat Mor Chikin? Colombian Model Warns That Eating Some Chicken Will Turn Kids Gay (Because Science, Duh!)

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    Mar 20, 2013 3:42 PM GMT

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    GayStarNewsNatalia Paris, a famous Colombian model and DJ, warned that children turn gay after eating chicken injected with 'feminine' hormones.

    Paris, a celebrity in Colombia, stated on Sunday (18 March) that she ‘based’ her theory on ‘scientific reports’ showing chickens injected with ‘feminine’ hormones for accelerated growth turns kids gay.

    Speaking on La Red TV program she said: ‘children which are eating these chickens, as they are injected with feminine hormones, become homosexuals.’

    Because children are eating female hormones begin to change their metabolism, and that's what's happening. We must be aware of everything we eat’, warned Paris.

    The blonde model further ‘clarified’ that these chickens are responsible for (why) girls under 10 years of age are developing faster these days.

    Natalia ‘reasoned that: ‘Little girls of 7, 8, 9 and 10 years of age already are developing, because as they are eating these chickens, the female hormones spread through your body and accelerate its growth’.

    President of National Federation for Colombian Poultry Farmers (FENAVI), Andrés Fernando Moncada, slammed the blonde model saying: ‘When you hear this kind of a statement from a public figure like Natalia Paris, we must express our total outrage’,

    Moncada explained that ‘hormones are not produced commercially for chickens. The are no injected hormones’.

    In 2010 the Bolivian president, Evo Morales, made a similar claim, saying that eating transgenic chicken makes men go gay and bald: ‘when men eat those chickens they experience deviances in being men’.

    Paris’s comments have spurred a twitter storm yesterday and became the number one trending topic in Colombia.

    Many tweets ridiculed her statements, although Paris has been hitting back saying she stands by what she said.

    Watch Natalia Paris warn the public about children turning gay from eating chicken:

    So the immoral of the story is, stick to beef! Because with the evil-injected chicken, little boys will turn gay, and little girls will grow tig ol' bitties. And then turn lesbian, I guess. Or something. What is in the coffee down there?

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    Mar 23, 2013 10:16 PM GMT


    I lost my appetite!