Mar 20, 2013 6:44 PM GMT
I think I'm having a quarter life crisis! Every day is a "Murphey's Law" day.
I just ate another piece of cake. I'm going to get so fat.
I have a hard time deciding between working out and finishing my statistics homework.
Oh god I have a mid-term today at 7pm. Maybe it's open notes?
I really hate living in this town.
I need to learn how to cook. Why do I keep screwing up scrambled eggs? WHY?
Why does my facial hair grow so weird. It needs to make up its mind.
Somebody hold me.