'Zipper-related genital injuries' send 1,700 men to ER each year

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    Mar 21, 2013 4:13 PM GMT
    http://www.nbcnews.com/id/51248766/ns/health-mens_health/t/zip-related-genital-injuries-send-thousands-men-er-each-year/
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    Mar 21, 2013 4:29 PM GMT
    'Zipper-related genital injuries' send 1,700 men to ER each year

    I think the article referenced 17,000 ER admits, not 1700. And that number would be even higher if it wasn't just pinched penises, but trapped tongues, too. icon_wink.gif
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    Mar 21, 2013 4:35 PM GMT
    ART_DECO said'Zipper-related genital injuries' send 1,700 men to ER each year

    I think the article referenced 17,000 ER admits, not 1700. And that number would be even higher if it wasn't just pinched penises, but trapped tongues, too. icon_wink.gif


    the study said 17,616 over a ten year span so it's a good inference to say 1700 per year :-P

  • spacemagic

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    Mar 21, 2013 4:40 PM GMT
    I just don't understand how this happens.
  • thadjock

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    Mar 21, 2013 5:31 PM GMT
    two words of advise:

    button fly

    and anyway this leaves you with discreet openings between the buttons to slip your, or your mates fingers in, to scratch that "itch"
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    Mar 21, 2013 5:36 PM GMT
    my penis has so many marks of it, thank god , he gifted me with a foreskin
  • thadjock

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    Mar 21, 2013 5:44 PM GMT
    Zeriel said, thank god , he gifted me with a foreskin


    me2
    for many reasons
  • Errintheer

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    Mar 21, 2013 6:38 PM GMT
    never seen one in my ER, lots of other penile injuries though icon_eek.gif
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    Mar 21, 2013 6:39 PM GMT
    This is why I want button fly on all my pants & shorts. Alas, button flies are so hard to find besides 501's... icon_sad.gif
  • thadjock

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    Mar 21, 2013 6:41 PM GMT
    wrestlejock24 saidnever seen one in my ER, lots of other penile injuries though icon_eek.gif


    such as.....
  • Lucky350

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    Mar 21, 2013 6:57 PM GMT
    Those damn zippers!
  • thadjock

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    Mar 21, 2013 7:21 PM GMT
    i'm surprised this thread hasn't been politicized yet
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    Mar 21, 2013 7:38 PM GMT
    Ouch !
  • thadjock

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    Mar 21, 2013 7:46 PM GMT
    zipperblood.jpg
    just becuz i like threads with pics

    somebody get some jaws music for this?
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    Mar 21, 2013 7:50 PM GMT
    Zeriel saidmy penis has so many marks of it, thank god , he gifted me with a foreskin


    And no thanks to the good doctor for taking mine off icon_neutral.gif
  • thatirishbast...

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    Mar 21, 2013 7:52 PM GMT
    Well thanks, now I'll be paranoid for a few days.
  • stratavos

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    Mar 21, 2013 7:55 PM GMT
    it really shouldn't be that much of a chore to look first... >.>
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    Mar 21, 2013 8:00 PM GMT
    Time to wear some underwear...
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    Mar 21, 2013 8:16 PM GMT
    Try slamming it in the dresser drawer icon_evil.gif
  • thadjock

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    Mar 21, 2013 8:22 PM GMT
    EliBro saidTry slamming it in the dresser drawer icon_evil.gif


    or the car boot,

    man that would hurt
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    Mar 21, 2013 8:40 PM GMT
    swimstud87 said
    ART_DECO said'Zipper-related genital injuries' send 1,700 men to ER each year

    I think the article referenced 17,000 ER admits, not 1700. And that number would be even higher if it wasn't just pinched penises, but trapped tongues, too. icon_wink.gif

    the study said 17,616 over a ten year span so it's a good inference to say 1700 per year :-P

    Good catch! I blame it all on using my iPad on my lap instead of my 27" iMac in the office. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Mar 21, 2013 8:54 PM GMT
    Yeah ...it sucks when you have to go to the doctor for that issue when I went commando Iaciddently did not tuck all the way in and zipped up fast(long zipper) and i ended cuting of a peice of my foreskin icon_redface.gificon_redface.gif that's the most embarsseing day of my lifeicon_eek.gif
  • gwuinsf

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    Mar 21, 2013 9:02 PM GMT
    I hooked up with a guy once on an Atlantis cruise and we were fooling around in the bathroom (he had a bf). It was the wee hours of the morning and we heard someone come in. He freaked out (prob because he had a bf) and zipped up his pants really fast. Got the skin of his cock stuck in the zipper. It was a big Something About Mary moment. I wonder how he explained that to his BF.
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    Mar 21, 2013 11:42 PM GMT
    The risk of free balling.icon_neutral.gif
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    Mar 21, 2013 11:43 PM GMT
    Zeriel saidmy penis has so many marks of it, thank god , he gifted me with a foreskin


    LMAO @ he gifted me. how does somebody do that?