talk about the times where you got embarrassed yourself or got embarrased by somebody.

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    Mar 27, 2013 5:01 AM GMT
    i have one too many stories where i've embarrassed myself and had some really bad luck but here's one that i just can't forget.

    about 7 years ago over the summer, my brother, my homeboy and me were taking the b train back to manhattan after spending a day in coney island. some hours before, i was still enjoying the fruits of my labor at my then brand new job that i got working at a fast food restaurant. i decided to treat us three to a 20 piece popeyes chicken meal that we all obviously couldn't finish so my homeboy took his share home to eat for later.

    as the stations kept on going up towards manhattan, the train began to fill up with more people setting the backstage for what was about to come. the train was heading to the prospect park station and then this homeless guy walks in from the other car. my homeboy, who is sitting some inches away from me on teh same bench, has the box of chicken that he took for later by his side and he shoves it to me real quick like "hold this for me". icon_smile.gif

    i'm thinking to myself like "why did he do that? it's just a box of chicken. what could possibly go wrong?" the homeless guy is all moving down the train car, asking everybody for change. he goes to my homeboy and after my homeboy turned him away, he goes over to me.

    he stands in front of me ready to ask me the same question like what he did with my homeboy. then there was a strange feeling that something bad was about to happen. i was like "fuck it, let me just give this guy the change that i have me and call it a day" but just when i was about to go in my pocket and get some quarters. dude is like "i don't want any change. i want some chicken". me being all embarrassed like hell, opened up my homeboys box and gave him a fucking chicken wing. for the next 2 minutes, dude stood right in front of me, eating that chicken wing like he was enjoying every damn bite with the added "mmm mmm" sounds while he was chewing away on that shit. everybody in the subway car was just looking at me like "damn, you got owned". my homeboy and my brother were trying not to laugh at me while this was going on.

    so then the train stops at the prospect park station, the homeless dude is tells me "thank you, brother" and he walks off the train. everybody in the train car starts bursting out laughing at me. even the old lady that was sitting across from me was fucking cracking up. i was pissed.
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    Mar 27, 2013 5:48 AM GMT
    There are few embarrassing moments in my life, but when I re examined them, I don't find anything wrong in me!
    When we do something stupid(often unintentional) people laugh at us... & I dislike it.

    People laugh at us because, they don't know how to react with situations like these... & people in general don't understand these incidents and often misinterpret it as 'something that should be funny' and starts laughing...

    If you observe closely not everyone laughs at a time, it spreads like a fire...Laughter is highly infectious, when one person laughs it easily spreads to others around that person.

    Usually the first person who laughs is probably has the least compassion. (Excluding your friends & families of course...mostly they laugh at your mistakes because they love you) ;)

    My advice for those who don't know what to do when they feel embarrassed:
    next time when something happens like this, pretend it as not a big deal...& don't feel shy or smile at their laughter, it only aggravates the situation...
    It works for me everytime...
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    Mar 27, 2013 5:51 AM GMT
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    good advice. even though those moments that are so embarrassing get me pissed off or sad sometimes, it's funny looking back at it where i even laugh at it myself. icon_lol.gif
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    Mar 27, 2013 10:26 AM GMT
    Lots of times.... My gag reflex sucks!
  • DanOmatic

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    Mar 27, 2013 11:31 AM GMT
    Lots of times. Most recently during a second interview for a big job when I realized my fly wasn't zipped.

    Luckily I was sitting at a big conference table.
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    Mar 27, 2013 11:38 AM GMT
    We had drinks with my colleagues few days ago and I told accidentally to one of my colleagues who spoke strong Scottish accent that one of my mates who was Scottish could speak both Scottish accent and normally. Was very embracing, thanks god my colleague is a great person with great sense of humour icon_smile.gif
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    Mar 27, 2013 12:07 PM GMT
    forgot to tie my speedos at a meet and off they came.
  • calibro

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    Mar 27, 2013 12:39 PM GMT
    once went on a date with a guy who made less than $100,000... a week icon_redface.gif
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    Mar 27, 2013 12:46 PM GMT
    Always. lol

    I think the worst was sending a text about how horrible working with my new coworker was at the time and then realizing I sent it to the person I was talking about... learned my lesson. xD
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    Mar 27, 2013 1:16 PM GMT
    Uh... changing in the locker room, bending over nude to pick up some stuff that fell on the floor and later following two guys out ..

    Heard them talking about me, to each other, gossiping about whether I was a top or a bottom.. at least some of what they said was complimentary..

    I surprised them by placing my hands on their shoulders and saying 'you could buy me a drink and find out'

    They were embarassed.. and .. to be honest, so was I.
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    Mar 27, 2013 2:12 PM GMT
    wherw to start .... lol....
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    Mar 27, 2013 2:20 PM GMT
    calibro saidonce went on a date with a guy who made less that $100,000... a week icon_redface.gif


    OMG how dare you?! That's disgusting.
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    Mar 27, 2013 3:45 PM GMT
    Last month, I managed to tear my ACL while playing kickball with my fourth graders and then my mom had to pick up her 28-year-old son from the school clinic.
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    Mar 27, 2013 4:08 PM GMT
    So a few years after this musical "Crazy For You" first played on Broadway I'm at a gay dinner party and one of the hosts said he was in it. I mentioned how much I loved the show but couldn't remember him in it, what role did he play? His deadpan response? "The BLACK man."
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    Mar 27, 2013 5:25 PM GMT
    scaredmidget saidi have one too many stories where i've embarrassed myself and had some really bad luck but here's one that i just can't forget.

    about 7 years ago over the summer, my brother, my homeboy and me were taking the b train back to manhattan after spending a day in coney island. some hours before, i was still enjoying the fruits of my labor at my then brand new job that i got working at a fast food restaurant. i decided to treat us three to a 20 piece popeyes chicken meal that we all obviously couldn't finish so my homeboy took his share home to eat for later.

    as the stations kept on going up towards manhattan, the train began to fill up with more people setting the backstage for what was about to come. the train was heading to the prospect park station and then this homeless guy walks in from the other car. my homeboy, who is sitting some inches away from me on teh same bench, has the box of chicken that he took for later by his side and he shoves it to me real quick like "hold this for me". icon_smile.gif

    i'm thinking to myself like "why did he do that? it's just a box of chicken. what could possibly go wrong?" the homeless guy is all moving down the train car, asking everybody for change. he goes to my homeboy and after my homeboy turned him away, he goes over to me.

    he stands in front of me ready to ask me the same question like what he did with my homeboy. then there was a strange feeling that something bad was about to happen. i was like "fuck it, let me just give this guy the change that i have me and call it a day" but just when i was about to go in my pocket and get some quarters. dude is like "i don't want any change. i want some chicken". me being all embarrassed like hell, opened up my homeboys box and gave him a fucking chicken wing. for the next 2 minutes, dude stood right in front of me, eating that chicken wing like he was enjoying every damn bite with the added "mmm mmm" sounds while he was chewing away on that shit. everybody in the subway car was just looking at me like "damn, you got owned". my homeboy and my brother were trying not to laugh at me while this was going on.

    so then the train stops at the prospect park station, the homeless dude is tells me "thank you, brother" and he walks off the train. everybody in the train car starts bursting out laughing at me. even the old lady that was sitting across from me was fucking cracking up. i was pissed.



    I bloody don't get it , what was it embarrassing ?
    I think you did just right ..
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    Mar 27, 2013 5:30 PM GMT
    As you all know , we airline stewards walk up and down the airplane aisles to check if you have securely fastened your seat belt before take-off . I came to a seat where a woman had some trouble fastening hers , she had quite a rounded belly , and i told her that because or her pregnancy , i would come back with an extender . She then said to me smiling , i am not pregnant , i am just fat !!
  • blueyedgrey20...

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    Mar 27, 2013 5:57 PM GMT
    calibro just shut tha fuck up man thats such a snobby ass attitude i hope one day someone knocks it outta you because it aint pretty. its people like you i cannot stand. its not about how much money a guy makes its the connection that matters. and if all your looking for is money i promise you will never be happy.
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    Mar 27, 2013 10:03 PM GMT
    blueyedgrey2014 saidcalibro just shut tha fuck up man thats such a snobby ass attitude i hope one day someone knocks it outta you because it aint pretty. its people like you i cannot stand. its not about how much money a guy makes its the connection that matters. and if all your looking for is money i promise you will never be happy.


    Qft. Glad someone is willing to stand up to judgmental people even on a forum.
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    Mar 27, 2013 10:18 PM GMT
    It was pretty embarrassing when I was an undergrad during Hell week Hazing times. I was stripped and thrown into this shallow fountain (The Claw) in the absolute center of my campus. Countless people were hanging around watching / eating lunch - doing whatever, and they saw my naked ass and junk. I got a lot of laughs and snickers as I climbed out of the fountain and ran back to the fraternity house to get some clothes (about a mile). It was embarrassing at the time, and I guess streaking was a thing then. I lived through it pretty much unscathed.
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  • calibro

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    Mar 28, 2013 6:06 AM GMT
    blueyedgrey2014 saidcalibro just shut tha fuck up man thats such a snobby ass attitude i hope one day someone knocks it outta you because it aint pretty. its people like you i cannot stand. its not about how much money a guy makes its the connection that matters. and if all your looking for is money i promise you will never be happy.


  • calibro

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    Mar 28, 2013 6:10 AM GMT
    distinct906 said
    blueyedgrey2014 saidcalibro just shut tha fuck up man thats such a snobby ass attitude i hope one day someone knocks it outta you because it aint pretty. its people like you i cannot stand. its not about how much money a guy makes its the connection that matters. and if all your looking for is money i promise you will never be happy.


    Qft. Glad someone is willing to stand up to judgmental people even on a forum.


    you must have gone to public school...

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    Mar 28, 2013 6:23 AM GMT
    That's it... that's it, Mister...icon_evil.gif You are now on my list for consideration to be blocked!
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    Mar 28, 2013 6:24 AM GMT
    I was rushing across the street in Times Square Ny where I tripped and my shorts and underwear came off thankully it was only my ass that flashed Times Square. Talk about stoping traffic.
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    Mar 28, 2013 6:35 AM GMT
    Now, let me see if I am understanding you. You tripped and not only did your shorts fall off but your underwear as well and the traffic in Times Square came to a screeching halt because of that...

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    Mar 28, 2013 7:26 AM GMT
    I don't do anything embarrassing because I'm flawless. icon_smile.gif