Is this, at least in part, the reason why you are gay?

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    Mar 27, 2013 8:41 PM GMT
    Reference: DateFit on Facebook

    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Feed him
    2. Sleep with him
    3. Leave him with peace
    4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
    5. Don't bother him with his
    movements
    So whats so hard about that
    ?

    HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

    It's really not too difficult but.... To make a
    woman happy, a man only needs
    to be:

    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a plumber
    10. a mechanic
    11. a carpenter
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
    44. give her compliments
    regularly
    45. Go shopping with her
    46. be honest
    47. be very rich
    48. not stress her out
    49. not look at other girls
    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
    MUST ALSO:
    50. give her lots of attention
    51. give her lots of time,
    especially time for herself
    52. give her lots of space, never
    worrying about where she goes.

    BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY
    IMPORTANT
    53. never forget
    *birthdays
    *anniversaries
    *valentine
    *arrangements she makes. —

    Discuss?.....icon_biggrin.gif
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    Mar 27, 2013 8:56 PM GMT
    No. I'm gay because I'm innately sexually attracted to men and I like penis, not because a woman is hard to please.
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    Mar 27, 2013 8:58 PM GMT
    Yaaaaassssss!!!!

    I think that is closer to the truth. No matter how much I hear a woman say she is low maintence or just " one of the boys " they are still always the most opposite.

    Bros before hos!!!!
  • Splendidus_1

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    Mar 27, 2013 9:11 PM GMT
    I was secretly hoping for a frontal nude. Disappointing.
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    Mar 27, 2013 9:19 PM GMT
    Yes women are a royal pain in the ass, but that's not why I'm gay. I'm gay because I was born this way. Experiencing first-hand the difficulties with dealing with a woman (was married), I'm glad I don't have to deal with them on a romantic/emotional level anymore. They are way to controlling and manipulative.
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    Mar 27, 2013 9:21 PM GMT
    Splendidus_1 saidI was secretly hoping for a frontal nude. Disappointing.


    exactly
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    Mar 27, 2013 9:26 PM GMT
    It's not why I'm gay but it's one of the reasons I'm damn happy to be.

    I'm also disappointed in the shocking lack of frontal nudity in this thread though.
  • blueyedgrey20...

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    Mar 27, 2013 9:42 PM GMT
    um im glad i aint straight :]
  • neosyllogy

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    Mar 27, 2013 9:45 PM GMT
    Not only is it not a reason it's also total BS.

    As someone who dates and has serious sexual and emotional relationships with both men and women let me say: I've found neither set of relationships to be lower maintenance.

    People are complex.
    Full stop.

    Relationships take a lot of work.
    Period.


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  • Splendidus_1

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    Mar 27, 2013 10:03 PM GMT
    neosyllogy said
    (...)
    People are complex.
    Full stop.

    (...)


    I also apply that to friendships - people are way into drama these days.
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    Mar 27, 2013 10:05 PM GMT
    I mis-read "number five" as leaving guys alone when they're on the toilet. icon_razz.gif
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    Mar 27, 2013 10:44 PM GMT
    I'm gay because I groove the cock.
  • PolaroidSwing...

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    Mar 27, 2013 10:46 PM GMT
    I get so sick of the misogyny.
  • neosyllogy

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    Mar 27, 2013 10:48 PM GMT
    PolaroidSwinger saidI get so sick of the misogyny.

    Like.
    (the post I mean, not the misogyny)

    Edit: I hadn't actually read much of the lists. The second list is ridiculously offensive. Like 80 IQ tea partier stereotype offensive.
    #6 is that woman needs a man to be her "master"
    Seriously?!
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    Mar 27, 2013 10:59 PM GMT
    GAMRican saidI'm gay because I groove the cock.

    I second that
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    Mar 27, 2013 11:26 PM GMT
    breh, i'm gay because that's the way i am. i didn't get a chance to chose and when i did think i could choice to be straight, i couldn't get the gayness out of me no matter how hard i tried.
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    Mar 27, 2013 11:37 PM GMT
    No I'm not gay for any of those reasons. I never chose to be gay, and to this day I still believe my life would be a hell of a lot easier if I were simply just attracted to women.

    Also, stop this sexist stereotyping of "men are simple" and "women are complex and high maintenance." Just stop it, it doesn't help anyone. Everyone here knows gay guys can be an extreme pain in the ass.
  • Webster666

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    Mar 27, 2013 11:39 PM GMT
    Hot men give me a boner.
    It's that simple...
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    Mar 28, 2013 12:57 AM GMT
    I'm a Bona Fide Homosexual, because I was born that way; thus I've never ever had any other choice.
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    Mar 28, 2013 1:01 AM GMT
    Another battle of the sexes thread? icon_rolleyes.gif
  • PolaroidSwing...

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    Mar 28, 2013 1:41 AM GMT
    Bullwinklemoos saidAnother battle of the sexes thread?


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  • wcubrad23

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    Mar 28, 2013 1:47 AM GMT
    I could probably be in a happy, satisfying relationship with a girl at this moment if I was actually sexually attracted to them. She's awesome. Nope, instead I have a couple guys hitting me up to only bust a nut. No friendship, no affection... just to bust a nut. I'm trying to be optimistic of finding a real happy relationship with a guy. It really is challenging and with school, work, etc. I simply don't have the time to do a deep search. It's like finding gold.
  • Montague

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    Mar 28, 2013 1:48 AM GMT
    Most of you gay men fall under the females list of demands from a guy..
  • Kairr

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    Mar 28, 2013 5:01 AM GMT
    How to make a man happy:

    HOW ABOUT A MORNING BLOW JOB?!
  • Apparition

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    Mar 28, 2013 5:11 AM GMT
    Kairr saidHow to make a man happy:

    HOW ABOUT A MORNING BLOW JOB?!



    about 4am is my favourite time