JumpMan_Josh saidMy mom always pranks me on April Fools. I totally forgot about today and woke up to a call that my younger brother (soon turning 16) got my keys and went for a joyride in my car. I went outside and my car was missing, along with my younger brother. I started freaking out hardcore until I realized she parked it at the gas station beside my house and yelled "APRIL FOOLS" over the phone.
Worst way to wake up for sure. Revenge ideas before the day is over would be cool.
Back when I was a kid, on hot days the first thing my dad did when coming in from work on the farm, was gulp down a glass of cold milk mom always had for him on the kitchen table. One April fool's she stirred in a heaping teaspoon of salt. You can imagine my dad's shock and gag reflex and my mother's laughter. To be fair, this was in retaliation for him having given her a brown paper bag earlier in the day saying, "Moma, here's the alarm clock you've been wanting." When she opened the bag it contained an alarm clock he'd found in a dump.
I offer this vignette in hope it will spark some ideas.