Got HER PREGNANT & now I'm Getting Married.....SIKE

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    Apr 01, 2013 7:29 AM GMT
    So I accidentally got a girl I've been friends with pregnant... So now we are getting married. The thing is I have feelings for this dude and we planned on getting married too. Now I am in a position where I don't know what to do and where to go from.




    Take a chill pill ... April Fools...

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  • Just_Tim

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    Apr 01, 2013 8:20 AM GMT
    Damn women! They get pregnant so easily icon_neutral.gif
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    Apr 01, 2013 9:24 AM GMT
    its april fools day , dont fool me!icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Apr 01, 2013 9:38 AM GMT
    Zeriel saidits april fools day , dont fool me!icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Apr 01, 2013 9:41 AM GMT
    OMG you stuck your wingding in her hoohaa??

    EEEEEEW
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    Apr 01, 2013 10:59 AM GMT
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    Apr 01, 2013 11:05 AM GMT
    I actually know a guy who had this happen, but it wasn't on April 1st so everyone believed him...
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    Apr 01, 2013 12:10 PM GMT
    Andexc saidSo I accidentally got a girl I've been friends with pregnant... So now we are getting married. The thing is I have feelings for this dude and we planned on getting married too. Now I am in a position where I don't know what to do and where to go from.

    Just wait a couple of years. Once we are done with gay marriage, polygamy will be next.
  • Hothouse

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    Apr 01, 2013 12:34 PM GMT
    The Republicans will be very proud of you.
    Now, please unlock your private pics so I can see if the Democrats will be proud of you as well.
    Thanks.
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    Apr 01, 2013 12:38 PM GMT
    Andexc saidSo I accidentally got a girl I've been friends with pregnant... So now we are getting married. The thing is I have feelings for this dude and we planned on getting married too. Now I am in a position where I don't know what to do and where to go from.


    bang me as well, i'm fairly sure i'm not gonna get pregnant icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 01, 2013 12:48 PM GMT
    have you disinfected your wang?
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    Apr 01, 2013 12:53 PM GMT
    Fool's day fail. o_O
    You can either be in s traditional marriage, or a same sex marriage. I see no issue. It's a matter of who you love, and if you want to see your child grow up with a marriage based on love, or something else.
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    Apr 01, 2013 12:55 PM GMT
    Blah.... being forced to marry after having a kiddo.... It never works. Then again remember, marriage is sacred
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    Apr 01, 2013 1:01 PM GMT
    awkward.....


    Edit: Though, nice April fools joke. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 01, 2013 1:34 PM GMT
    hmm. what would pee wee do?

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    Apr 01, 2013 1:47 PM GMT
    Andexc saidSo I accidentally got a girl I've been friends with pregnant... So now we are getting married. The thing is I have feelings for this dude and we planned on getting married too. Now I am in a position where I don't know what to do and where to go from.


    Does she object to your homosexual side?

    Do you object to making a baby?

    Does your own flesh and blood with a female best friend trump having children with a guy?

    Uhmm, you didn't accidentally sign foster parent or adoptive parent papers to have a child with the guy you want to marry. Did you and he start drafting terms of engagement for marriage?

    Now, if the young woman trapped you, is that a good term for marriage engagement? So horny you would mistakenly have sex with a female friend?

    Do you need bi-marriage?
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    Apr 01, 2013 1:49 PM GMT
    Yep, one look at your profile pictures leads to the question, "What woman would not want to have your baby?"
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    Apr 01, 2013 2:19 PM GMT
    Well you now have to go on Maury and take the DNA test and a lie detector test.

    You are the father!!!!
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    Apr 01, 2013 2:24 PM GMT
    soulman1969 saidWell you now have to go on Maury and take the DNA test and a lie detector test.

    You are the father!!!!


    I love those shows.icon_eek.gif
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    Apr 01, 2013 2:27 PM GMT
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    Apr 01, 2013 2:29 PM GMT
    StephenOABC said
    Andexc saidSo I accidentally got a girl I've been friends with pregnant... So now we are getting married. The thing is I have feelings for this dude and we planned on getting married too. Now I am in a position where I don't know what to do and where to go from.


    Does she object to your homosexual side?

    Do you object to making a baby?

    Does your own flesh and blood with a female best friend trump having children with a guy?

    Uhmm, you didn't accidentally sign foster parent or adoptive parent papers to have a child with the guy you want to marry. Did you and he start drafting terms of engagement for marriage?

    Now, if the young woman trapped you, is that a good term for marriage engagement? So horny you would mistakenly have sex with a female friend?

    Do you need bi-marriage?


    She doesn't object to me liking dudes ... I am stoked upon having a child but just wish it wasn't this way. Her, her parents, and everyone around us is forcing me to marry.... so I gave in. In all reality it is my fault. I just gotta man up and own up to my doing.

    & the dude I have feelings for is pressuring me to marry him and not her ...he even said that If I go through with the marriage with her he will do something that I will regret ever marrying her.

    ... It's like I am being torn apart because she also wants me to marry her or she's not having the baby so I can't say no to that ... you know what I mean?
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    Apr 01, 2013 2:31 PM GMT
    My favorite part is I accidentally got her pregnant....you don't accidentally get some one pregnant you didn't trip and fall and your penis entered her vagina (if it did that must have been painful) you stuck it in her willfully. April fools or not having unprotected sex with women= babies sometimes.
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    Apr 01, 2013 2:35 PM GMT
    make that whore have an abortion!!!
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    Apr 01, 2013 2:41 PM GMT
    Shawnathan saidReminds me of Idiocracy



    Ha enjoyed this very much... so whose the next one to have my baby???
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    Apr 01, 2013 2:48 PM GMT
    Be a good dad..be true to her..If your heart is with a dude..she needs to know!

    ..Focus on the child.. Consider putting marriage on hold..till you figure out what you want..and what's best for baby!


    Is this a prank? Posting this on April's fools kinda raises the question. icon_confused.gif