A Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich and a Note From Mom

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    Apr 02, 2013 8:58 PM GMT
    I always find it sweet when I see a kid take a note out of their lunch box, read it and then quickly stash it away before some little bully grabs it and makes fun of the recipient. What would your mother write in a note to your adult self that she would leave for you in your lunchbox today?
    Mine would say: "Why do I have to text you 4 or 5 times before you respond?"
    or maybe
    "I didn't raise you to talk like that"
    or even
    "You turned out ok. I'm rarely ashamed to be your mother."
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    Apr 02, 2013 9:00 PM GMT
    Another one of the cats died. That's what she normally tells me when I ring her up haha.
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    Apr 02, 2013 9:14 PM GMT
    "What meals would you like me to prepare for you for the rest of the week?"
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    Apr 02, 2013 9:28 PM GMT
    Erik101 said"What meals would you like me to prepare for you for the rest of the week?"

    Now I'm jealous.
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    Apr 02, 2013 9:35 PM GMT
    Coach_Mike said
    Erik101 said"What meals would you like me to prepare for you for the rest of the week?"

    Now I'm jealous.


    Nah, don't be! My mom is a fabulous cook and always makes plenty. She'll prepare lunch for you too and you don't even have to ask. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 02, 2013 9:37 PM GMT
    "You turned out gay. I'm often ashamed to be your mother."
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    Apr 03, 2013 1:06 AM GMT
    "Don't be a dick."
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    Apr 03, 2013 4:31 AM GMT
    "Don't forget to do what I have said before"
    or
    "Don't forget to call me"
    something like that...
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    Apr 03, 2013 4:40 AM GMT
    "I hope you are not having sex with prostitutes...."
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    Apr 03, 2013 5:01 AM GMT
    "Don't say I never made you lunch."
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    Apr 03, 2013 5:07 AM GMT
    "What's for dinner"
    "You are a embarrassment to the human race"
  • Drift

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    Apr 03, 2013 5:30 AM GMT
    "Come home!"
  • nefficles

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    Apr 03, 2013 5:35 AM GMT
    "i love you! Also, don't tell your brother you are my favorite. Please bring home a bag of ice and some oreos."
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    Apr 03, 2013 6:01 AM GMT
    Since my mom is asian she would probably say "saywik, wememba don't pho ghet yo jakit, it cowld outswide." or maybe "eat, eat, eat. you too skinnay!"

    Me: "but i'm not cold.."/ "but i'm full.."

    My father: "Listen to your mother seric" / "do what your mother tells you seric"

    Me: -__-

    something like that.
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    Apr 03, 2013 6:11 AM GMT
    Mine would be " when are you getting married, I wanna see your kids "
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    Apr 03, 2013 6:13 AM GMT
    "I love PP&J, but i wanted the crust cut off", icon_cry.gif
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    Apr 03, 2013 6:14 AM GMT
    Probably something like:
    Don't forget to finish your homework.
    Good luck on that test.

    She isn't very affectionate or creative. icon_neutral.gif

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    Apr 03, 2013 6:17 AM GMT
    you're not getting any younger. when are you going to settle down?

    i love you,

    mom. icon_redface.gif
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    Apr 03, 2013 6:21 AM GMT
    "I know you're almost 40 and married, but please move back home and live in the basement so I can make you things like boiled chicken breast and other flavor-free meals. You need to eat. I made pie. Do you remember Becky Johnson? She was the daughter of Linda who worked with me at the newspaper. She's 5 years older than you and went to Concord Baptist. Do you know her? Oh, you don't? She's having another baby. They think it might be twins, but the tests are non-conclusive. I took grandma to the orthopedic surgeon on Tuesday to for a consultation about her limp. Did you know her blood sugar is really high? ... "

    The note would be on legal paper and printed on both sides in 8 point text, single spaced.
  • Lucky350

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    Apr 03, 2013 6:31 AM GMT
    Why do you wear underwear on your head son??? =P
  • MikeW

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    Apr 03, 2013 3:43 PM GMT
    "Do you want me to wash your sheets? They're all crusty."
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    Apr 03, 2013 3:56 PM GMT
    You better pass that test or you are grounded
    Talon passed away yesterday, he wasn't taking a nap
    I love you, you are my favorite child (not really but might as well)
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    Apr 03, 2013 4:14 PM GMT
    I used to get them every day when I was in grade school.

    They always used to say something along the lines of "I love you Adam! Have fun at school!"

    I miss my mom.

    Although she passed away a little over 5 years ago, if she wrote me notes now for my lunch it would probably say something along the lines of "Just because you're gay doesn't mean you can't have children! Settle down and give me some grandkids! Love you!"
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    Apr 03, 2013 4:39 PM GMT
    bus9ja2d saidAnother one of the cats died. That's what she normally tells me when I ring her up haha.

    Either you guys have a lot of cats or you need to call your mother more often... icon_smile.gif
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    Apr 03, 2013 4:42 PM GMT
    "if there's meat in your sandwich it was meant for your brother."
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