Oct 16, 2008 4:32 AM GMT
I was at the beach the other day and this really unattractive guy came over and started talking to me. I was nice to him, as I did not want to appear to be so superficial that I will only talk to you if you are hot. Anyway, he started hitting on me in a very aggressive manner. He asked me if I would like a “daddy” because he was looking for a “son” He told me he was 46 because I remember it is the same age as my biological dad. He had this big ole belly that looked like one of those women preparing for a multiple birth. It was hanging over these really gross Speedos. His skin was cooked to the color and texture of leather ,with moles. He had these course grey hairs sticking out of his ears and nose. His neck and shoulders were covered in wiry grey hair (like an aging gorilla). I told him I was not interested, but he would not leave me alone. I left and went to the other side of the beach where my actual dad was surfing. He has a smooth body, flawless skin, and better abs than I do. Looking at him, I realized I should be insulted because that guy could take a lot better care of himself. Why would he would think I would be interested in him, looking like that. My dad does spend a lot of time at the day spa, as he does some modeling. It told him the story and he thought it was hilarious. He said he would be glad to share the daddy role with someone else, as I am very high maintenance. He told be he cannot see me as a “son”. I have the “liking being spoiled” down very well, but he expects some obedience is expected and I have not had that trait since age two. I told him I am not interested in incest, but I may be interested in a 46 year old that looks like him....or maybe Todd Palin. He said Sarah would have me killed, if I hit on him. What do you guys think. If you were looking for a much younger guy would you not work out, and get waxed/ moisturized, give up carbs and have your hair styled and colored. I sure would!