Insulted: Hit on by Freakin Ugly Guy!

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    Oct 16, 2008 4:32 AM GMT
    I was at the beach the other day and this really unattractive guy came over and started talking to me. I was nice to him, as I did not want to appear to be so superficial that I will only talk to you if you are hot. Anyway, he started hitting on me in a very aggressive manner. He asked me if I would like a “daddy” because he was looking for a “son” He told me he was 46 because I remember it is the same age as my biological dad. He had this big ole belly that looked like one of those women preparing for a multiple birth. It was hanging over these really gross Speedos. His skin was cooked to the color and texture of leather ,with moles. He had these course grey hairs sticking out of his ears and nose. His neck and shoulders were covered in wiry grey hair (like an aging gorilla). I told him I was not interested, but he would not leave me alone. I left and went to the other side of the beach where my actual dad was surfing. He has a smooth body, flawless skin, and better abs than I do. Looking at him, I realized I should be insulted because that guy could take a lot better care of himself. Why would he would think I would be interested in him, looking like that. My dad does spend a lot of time at the day spa, as he does some modeling. It told him the story and he thought it was hilarious. He said he would be glad to share the daddy role with someone else, as I am very high maintenance. He told be he cannot see me as a “son”. I have the “liking being spoiled” down very well, but he expects some obedience is expected and I have not had that trait since age two. I told him I am not interested in incest, but I may be interested in a 46 year old that looks like him....or maybe Todd Palin. He said Sarah would have me killed, if I hit on him. What do you guys think. If you were looking for a much younger guy would you not work out, and get waxed/ moisturized, give up carbs and have your hair styled and colored. I sure would!
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    Oct 16, 2008 4:41 AM GMT
    oh boy... here come the torches and pitchforks... this is wrong on so many levels that i'm not even gonna touch it.

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    Oct 16, 2008 4:45 AM GMT
    OH GAWD... I sooooo have the urge to be a royal cunt...
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    Oct 16, 2008 4:51 AM GMT
    Like...I just puked my brains out thinking how sorry I feel for you and your fucking stupidity. Next time, call Paris Hilton and ask her for her advice.
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    Oct 16, 2008 5:02 AM GMT
    i'm going on a trip to the mountains tomorrow, and i will have forgotten about this thread... so, in order to not miss the opportunity, i'm going to just go ahead and manamana this thread. feel free to continue posting, but around the 50th comment (when i finally give up and manamana a thread) you should cease all discussion on this topic. thank you in advance for your cooperation in this matter.

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    Oct 16, 2008 5:11 AM GMT
    Two words....


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    Oct 16, 2008 5:15 AM GMT
    ridiculous
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    Oct 16, 2008 5:17 AM GMT
    You shouldn't be insulted, he looks the way he looks. The way he looks should have no bearing on throwing his cap at someone he fancys and you should just go away flattered after telling him firmly , but respectfully "no."

    I do not understand this self righteous indignation from you. It doesn't hurt you in anyway that someone who is not as fit or as sexy as your father hits on you. LOL, how many men do you compare to pops exactly? That is kinda weird, dude.

    This guy: whiskers, a pot belly, tough skin .... how cute.
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    Oct 16, 2008 5:27 AM GMT
    Ethanjames saidI was at the beach the other day and this really unattractive guy came over and started talking to me. I was nice to him, as I did not want to appear to be so superficial that I will only talk to you if you are hot. Anyway, he started hitting on me in a very aggressive manner. He asked me if I would like a “daddy” because he was looking for a “son” He told me he was 46 because I remember it is the same age as my biological dad. He had this big ole belly that looked like one of those women preparing for a multiple birth. It was hanging over these really gross Speedos. His skin was cooked to the color and texture of leather ,with moles. He had these course grey hairs sticking out of his ears and nose. His neck and shoulders were covered in wiry grey hair (like an aging gorilla). I told him I was not interested, but he would not leave me alone. I left and went to the other side of the beach where my actual dad was surfing. He has a smooth body, flawless skin, and better abs than I do. Looking at him, I realized I should be insulted because that guy could take a lot better care of himself. Why would he would think I would be interested in him, looking like that. My dad does spend a lot of time at the day spa, as he does some modeling. It told him the story and he thought it was hilarious. He said he would be glad to share the daddy role with someone else, as I am very high maintenance. He told be he cannot see me as a “son”. I have the “liking being spoiled” down very well, but he expects some obedience is expected and I have not had that trait since age two. I told him I am not interested in incest, but I may be interested in a 46 year old that looks like him....or maybe Todd Palin. He said Sarah would have me killed, if I hit on him. What do you guys think. If you were looking for a much younger guy would you not work out, and get waxed/ moisturized, give up carbs and have your hair styled and colored. I sure would!


    WTF!!!???icon_eek.gif
    Ok let me make this easy....
    "ETHANJAMES"...
    Please bring your face up to the screen...very close.....now close your eyes....

    OK!
    EVERYONE!
    SLAP THE PISS OUT OF THIS FUCKING DOLT FOR WASTING OUR FUCKING TIME WITH THIS POST! .......DUMBASS!
    At 32, you aren't going to get a 46 year old to be your "daddy" and I really doubt that your claimed "dad" was only 14 when you were born....possible, yes, but not likely.
    If you live in Hawaii like your profile says and your skin looks....everyone has overly tanned skin.....I tend to believe this is a "fantasy" of yours that never really happened anywhere but you imagination....Whatever Mary! SNAP! Now Move along and go pray to Pele or play in taffic or snuggle with a shark on your surf board.........
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    Oct 16, 2008 5:32 AM GMT
    I'm sorry, but are you writing this post from the viewpoint of a guy you approached on the beach, cuz wow, that's about the only way it makes any kind of sense. I hope karma sees to it you wake up in the morning 25 pounds fatter (emphasis on the -er, Mr. Fine Specimen) and 25 years older.
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    Oct 16, 2008 5:49 AM GMT
    I say let them at him!

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    Oct 16, 2008 5:54 AM GMT
    icon_eek.gif Repent Ethanjames, repent! Take this back while you still can. Ask the moderators to remove this thread before anyone else sees it. I'm telling you man, you're going to get eaten alive.
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    Oct 16, 2008 6:01 AM GMT
    any chance the guy that was hitting on you is the one in the picture?

    just curious
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    Oct 16, 2008 6:10 AM GMT
    kerry.jpg

    since you dont have a pic of your face on your profile i guess you still can do something about it.

    1 - Delete your profile
    2 - Create a new one
    3 - Never put this pic of you again(which btw doesnt look any good, those pecs are kinda weird dont even want to mention the nipples, your arms are 13 and your chest 42? wow thats so un-proportional dude, and if you dont have a pic of your face you probably dont even like your own reflection on a mirror, but you should get that mirror lower to the rest of your body so probably you wont post any pic at all)
    4 - Dont make the same mistake
    5 - Youll be fine

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    Oct 16, 2008 6:10 AM GMT
    Wow.
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    Oct 16, 2008 6:15 AM GMT
    HAHAHAHAicon_lol.gif

    Oh I want to so bad but it would be too easy...

    Oh fu*k it..

    Ok seriously I think you have a bit of a thing for your own father... and this being said... your dad is 46.. your like 35... What's up with that? icon_rolleyes.gif

    Do you love being a liar?


    p.s. your pecs are sexual.





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    Oct 16, 2008 6:18 AM GMT
    Ethanjames saidI was at the beach the other day and this really unattractive guy came over and started talking to me. I was nice to him, as I did not want to appear to be so superficial that I will only talk to you if you are hot. Anyway, he started hitting on me in a very aggressive manner. He asked me if I would like a “daddy” because he was looking for a “son” He told me he was 46 because I remember it is the same age as my biological dad. He had this big ole belly that looked like one of those women preparing for a multiple birth. It was hanging over these really gross Speedos. His skin was cooked to the color and texture of leather ,with moles. He had these course grey hairs sticking out of his ears and nose. His neck and shoulders were covered in wiry grey hair (like an aging gorilla). I told him I was not interested, but he would not leave me alone. I left and went to the other side of the beach where my actual dad was surfing. He has a smooth body, flawless skin, and better abs than I do. Looking at him, I realized I should be insulted because that guy could take a lot better care of himself. Why would he would think I would be interested in him, looking like that. My dad does spend a lot of time at the day spa, as he does some modeling. It told him the story and he thought it was hilarious. He said he would be glad to share the daddy role with someone else, as I am very high maintenance. He told be he cannot see me as a “son”. I have the “liking being spoiled” down very well, but he expects some obedience is expected and I have not had that trait since age two. I told him I am not interested in incest, but I may be interested in a 46 year old that looks like him....or maybe Todd Palin. He said Sarah would have me killed, if I hit on him. What do you guys think. If you were looking for a much younger guy would you not work out, and get waxed/ moisturized, give up carbs and have your hair styled and colored. I sure would!



    Well then...

    Hmmm a little word of advice. If I were you, I'd be flattered. A simple "no" would have sufficed. Also, you might want to touch up on the grammar.







    And no offense... but that bit where you described your dad's hot body was kinda creepy...
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    Oct 16, 2008 6:25 AM GMT
    Pecsicon_exclaim.gificon_exclaim.gificon_exclaim.gificon_eek.gificon_exclaim.gif.......more like bitch titsicon_rolleyes.gif
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    Oct 16, 2008 6:27 AM GMT
    Flamebait From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Flamebait is a message posted to a public Internet discussion group, such as a forum, newsgroup or mailing list, with the intent of provoking an angry response (a "flame") or argument over a topic the troll often has no real interest in.
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    * 1 Motives
    * 2 Resolving a flamebait
    * 3 See also
    * 4 External links and references

    [edit] Motives

    The most popular motive is the desire for attention and for entertainment derived at the expense of others. Posted flamebait can provide the poster with a controlled trigger-and-response setting in which to anonymously engage in conflicts and indulge in aggressive behavior without facing the consequences that such behavior might bring in a face-to-face encounter. In other instances, flamebait may be used to reduce a forum's use by angering the forum users.

    [edit] Resolving a flamebait

    It is often hard to determine who is really responsible for the degradation of a reasonable discussion into a flamewar. Someone who posts a contrary opinion in a strongly focused discussion forum may be easily labeled a "baiter," "flamer," or "troll." Therefore, it seems especially important to make the rules and focus of a discussion forum public to avoid misconceptions about its accepted use.

    Taking the bait or feeding the troll refers to someone who responds to the original message regardless of whether they are aware the original message was intended to provoke a response. Often when someone takes the bait, others will point out to them YHBT for "You have been trolled," or reply with "don't feed the trolls." Forum users wil also frequently "rate" the troll as means of acknowledgment, with statements such as "0/10, the obvious troll is obvious," or "10/10, I raged."

    The conclusion to a flamewar precipitated by flamebait is often determined by recourse to Godwin's Law.

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    * Trolling
    * Flaming
    * Social software
    * Forumwarz

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    * jargon file reference for Flamebait
    * older flamebait reference on USENET, 1985 (via Google Groups) broken link

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    Oct 16, 2008 6:29 AM GMT
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    Ethanjames saidI was at the beach the other day and this really unattractive guy came over and started talking to me. I was nice to him, as I did not want to appear to be so superficial that I will only talk to you if you are hot. Anyway, he started hitting on me in a very aggressive manner. He asked me if I would like a “daddy” because he was looking for a “son” He told me he was 46 because I remember it is the same age as my biological dad. He had this big ole belly that looked like one of those women preparing for a multiple birth. It was hanging over these really gross Speedos. His skin was cooked to the color and texture of leather ,with moles. He had these course grey hairs sticking out of his ears and nose. His neck and shoulders were covered in wiry grey hair (like an aging gorilla). I told him I was not interested, but he would not leave me alone. I left and went to the other side of the beach where my actual dad was surfing. He has a smooth body, flawless skin, and better abs than I do. Looking at him, I realized I should be insulted because that guy could take a lot better care of himself. Why would he would think I would be interested in him, looking like that. My dad does spend a lot of time at the day spa, as he does some modeling. It told him the story and he thought it was hilarious. He said he would be glad to share the daddy role with someone else, as I am very high maintenance. He told be he cannot see me as a “son”. I have the “liking being spoiled” down very well, but he expects some obedience is expected and I have not had that trait since age two. I told him I am not interested in incest, but I may be interested in a 46 year old that looks like him....or maybe Todd Palin. He said Sarah would have me killed, if I hit on him. What do you guys think. If you were looking for a much younger guy would you not work out, and get waxed/ moisturized, give up carbs and have your hair styled and colored. I sure would!



    Well then...

    Hmmm a little word of advice. If I were you, I'd be flattered. A simple "no" would have sufficed. Also, you might want to touch up on the grammar.







    And no offense... but that bit where you described your dad's hot body was kinda creepy...


    I think there is something more to ALL this than meets the eye...don't you agree???

    I think he is doing something with daddy and wanted to have the other daddy that hit on him at the beach......He just can't knowing that his pop was just near by~




    lol are you implying that incest is afoot?
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    Oct 16, 2008 6:34 AM GMT

    Actually, I'm a little insulted. Did you really think you'd get a pat on the back?
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    Oct 16, 2008 6:34 AM GMT
    I'm so insulted!

    I read a message board on a public site, and this idiot posted a colossally stupid message, and I felt insulted that he thought he was bright enough to post something for me to read. What do you guys think. If you wanted a guy to agree with your post, wouldn't you put some sense in it?
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    Oct 16, 2008 6:42 AM GMT
    Daddy taps you don't he?icon_cry.gif
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    Oct 16, 2008 6:49 AM GMT
    It's lesson time!

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    You and your daddy may be stars, but...
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    Oct 16, 2008 6:53 AM GMT
    muchmorethanmuscle saidDamn, I just wasted 45 seconds of my life reading this that I'll never get back.


    LOL, sigh. Damnit, me too.icon_confused.gif