Creepy guy hit on me last night...

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    Apr 07, 2013 7:30 PM GMT
    So last night I went to bar last night with a friend and I got there first, so I saw down at the bar, ordered a bar and fiddled on my blackberry. This guy in his 40s or 50s walks up to me and starts a conversation, which is fine... but then he starts telling me about his two-year affair with a married man (and the wife found out), and asks me multiple times if I am with someone... I wasn't interested so I said I was... at the end of the conversation he gives me his phone number and says we should have lunch at this men's social club sometime (I guess he didn't understand the first three times, I said I'm involved with someone)... and then he says.... wait for this....

    Thank you for talking to me, I'm going to be having wet dreams about you until July 1st weekend.

    I mean, come on.... WTF?! I now have a winner for the creepiest one-liner...
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    Apr 07, 2013 7:44 PM GMT
    He wants your penis.
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    Apr 07, 2013 7:53 PM GMT
    Try this line next time...
    "You look exactly like the guy that gave me chlamydia"
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    Apr 07, 2013 7:58 PM GMT


    " but then he starts telling me about his two-year affair with a married man (and the wife found out), and asks me multiple times if I am with someone... I wasn't interested so I said I was... at the end of the conversation he gives me his phone number and says we should have lunch at this men's social club sometime (I guess he didn't understand the first three times, I said I'm involved with someone)... and then he says.... wait for this....

    Thank you for talking to me, I'm going to be having wet dreams about you until July 1st weekend. "

    LOL! This reminds me of an episode of Little Britain.

    It was a thrift shop that raised money for cancer. A lady goes in and selects clothes then asks the clerk if the previous owner died in them. The clerks kept saying they didn't know and the lady would then regretfully put them back.

    Finally she selected a set of pyjamas and the clerk said, "Ohhhh, the lady that brought those men's pyjamas in said her husband died in his sleep, so yes I think so."

    "In that case", said the lady, "I'll take them." icon_eek.gif

    Perhaps your creep was looking for someone already involved to fool around with! EEP!
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    Apr 07, 2013 8:17 PM GMT
    he grew up with the rule that you will hit on 10 people and 9 will likely slap you but 1 in 10 will say yes
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    Apr 07, 2013 8:50 PM GMT
    Wow. A little creepy, but whatever. Just take it as a compliment and move on in life.
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    Apr 07, 2013 8:55 PM GMT
    Tell him "hey, you look almost exactly like my father, whom I killed last year for hitting on me just like you're doing." icon_twisted.gif
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    Apr 07, 2013 8:56 PM GMT
    Hahahaha oh the people you meet in life! icon_lol.gif

    Later on in the night a dashing young man, gave you a bruise on the arm from a surprise whack! icon_lol.gif

    He does feel bad about it!
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    Apr 07, 2013 10:08 PM GMT
    AMoonHawk saidhe grew up with the rule that you will hit on 10 people and 9 will likely slap you but 1 in 10 will say yes


    Probably this. Yuck.

    Or he likes to be slapped, hahaha.
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    Apr 07, 2013 10:12 PM GMT
    I wonder why only til July 1st.
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    Apr 07, 2013 10:39 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidTell him "hey, you look almost exactly like my father, whom I killed last year for hitting on me just like you're doing." icon_twisted.gif


    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Apr 07, 2013 10:49 PM GMT
    My creepiest one liner: "I'm cool...discreet...married guys are hot".

    Like, what the hell has gotten into these 20 nothings???
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    Next time he has to wait at the bar and I'll park the car.
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    Apr 07, 2013 11:58 PM GMT
    I thought people only used these lines online. Didn't know that they actually played out creepily in real life.
  • Lucky350

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    Apr 08, 2013 12:02 AM GMT
    Isn't that kinda a compliment??? =P
  • jo2hotbod

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    Apr 08, 2013 2:23 AM GMT
    Are you sure you didn't lead him on? It may be good for you when was the last time you got laid?
  • Trauts

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    Apr 08, 2013 2:33 AM GMT
    Was the one-liner accompanied with this?

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    Apr 08, 2013 3:06 AM GMT
    I actually had a grown ass man beating off to me at the YMCA that I work out at when we were in the locker room. Definitely the creepiest moment of my life icon_confused.gif
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    Apr 08, 2013 3:12 AM GMT
    So last night I went to bar last night
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    Apr 08, 2013 3:16 AM GMT
    McQueen saidSo last night I went to bar last night


    so i saw down at the bar and ordered a bar

    I just think its funny.
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    Apr 08, 2013 3:23 AM GMT
    That definitely tops anything I have had to deal with. I can't believe he admitted he was going to have wet dreams about you. Plus I'm pretty sure by 40 most people stop having wet dreams. I don't like it when people talk about having affairs with married people like it's something to be proud of. They're married, being a ho aint cute.
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    Apr 08, 2013 3:23 AM GMT
    McQueen saidSo last night I went to bar last night
    lol
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    Apr 08, 2013 3:23 AM GMT
    Maybe if you had bored the hell out of the guy talking to him about social security and medicare he would have just left you alone.
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    Apr 08, 2013 3:26 AM GMT
    Why July 1st I wonder
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    Apr 08, 2013 3:27 AM GMT
    I once had a muscly short guy come up to me in a bar and say; "Can I buy you a drink? I just got out of county jail."
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    Apr 08, 2013 3:32 AM GMT
    FranciscoC saidI once had a muscly short guy come up to me in a bar and say; "Can I buy you a drink? I just got out of county jail."


    same concept with Ramadan, pretty much he was saying "I bet its been a little dry in your county lately, my gun is loaded, let me soak your ground"