Guesthouse gay in France looking for a young man quickly.

  • MassHom

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    Apr 09, 2013 10:01 PM GMT
    Guesthouse gay, situated in Brittany (France), in 10 minutes of Rennes, looks for young man (student) who would like to come in France to perfect in the French language and discover the Breton region. We suggest you feeding, living and going pale in exchange for help. We wish that this corent is friendly and family for all. Even if we ask you for basic notions oral and written in French, it is a good opportunity to perfect you in this language.
    Our guesthouse welcomes exclusively a gay clientele with service Spa included.
    We shall be very happy also to make the region known: Rennes, Saint-Malo, Cancale, Dinan, Dinard, etc.
    Our Web site: http://www.cosy-h.fr
    This announcement is very serious and our request is urgent. If you are interested, contact us by e-mail (jardin.cosyhome@gmail.com) with photo.
  • AMoonHawk

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    Apr 09, 2013 10:10 PM GMT
    Hmmm ..... Translation?
    Wanted: male prostitutes for our gay whore house
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    Apr 09, 2013 10:15 PM GMT
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  • PolaroidSwing...

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    Apr 09, 2013 10:23 PM GMT
    AMoonHawk saidHmmm ..... Translation?
    Wanted: male prostitutes for our gay whore house


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    ...soooo, does the house take a cut?

  • MassHom

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    Apr 09, 2013 10:24 PM GMT
    We don't looking for a prostitute man, it's prohibited in France. We are a guesthouse very serious. NO SEX.
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    Apr 09, 2013 10:28 PM GMT
    MassHom saidWe don't looking for a prostitute man, it's prohibited in France. We are a guesthouse very serious. NO SEX.


    No sex?!? That's what they told me last time..icon_neutral.gif
  • Fable

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    Apr 09, 2013 10:31 PM GMT
    what are you actually advertising?

  • AMoonHawk

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    Apr 09, 2013 10:43 PM GMT
    MassHom saidWe don't looking for a prostitute man, it's prohibited in France. We are a guesthouse very serious. NO SEX.


    How much for:
    a. penis massage
    b. anal cavity massage
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    Apr 09, 2013 11:10 PM GMT
    MassHom saidGuesthouse gay, situated in Brittany (France), in 10 minutes of Rennes, looks for young man (student) who would like to come in France to perfect in the French language and discover the Breton region. We suggest you feeding, living and going pale in exchange for help. We wish that this corent is friendly and family for all. Even if we ask you for basic notions oral and written in French, it is a good opportunity to perfect you in this language.
    Our guesthouse welcomes exclusively a gay clientele with service Spa included. Our customers can complete their stay with our massages (paying services). Consequently, if you practise the massages or if you have notions of massage, you will have the possibility of having a practice and of being paid.
    We shall be very happy also to make the region known: Rennes, Saint-Malo, Cancale, Dinan, Dinard, etc.
    Our Web site: http://www.cosy-h.fr
    This announcement is very serious and our request is urgent. If you are interested, contact us by e-mail (jardin.cosyhome@gmail.com) with photo.
    It would be nice if you would perfect the English language, cause I can't understand a fucking thing you wrote.
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    Apr 10, 2013 12:27 AM GMT
    My favorite part was the "with photo" part. Translation, no fatties
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    Apr 10, 2013 1:44 AM GMT
    PolaroidSwinger said
    AMoonHawk saidHmmm ..... Translation?
    Wanted: male prostitutes for our gay whore house


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  • MassHom

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    Apr 10, 2013 7:39 AM GMT
    My request is legitimate ... I do not understand all these nasty comments. Apparently, we do not have the same understanding of the word "massage".
    This is the first time that I issue this request.
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    Apr 10, 2013 8:26 AM GMT
    Je crois plutôt qu'ils te font tourner en bourrique parce que les pubs/petites annonces ne sont pas super bien vues ici. Tu aurais peut-être plus de chances de trouver quelqu'un sur des sites comme Craigslist...
    En tout cas bonne continuation pour la guest house. J'adore la Bretagne, j'y ai passé le week-end d'ailleurs.
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    Apr 10, 2013 8:33 AM GMT
    Claystation saidMy favorite part was the "with photo" part. Translation, no fatties


    The 'exclusively gay clientèle' who frequent the 'spas' can be VERY demanding about the calibre of hired 'help', indeed.

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    Apr 10, 2013 8:41 AM GMT
    likan saidviijht.jpg


    BWahaAAAAAhhhaahHAHAH.. I can't.... LOOLUGHHghhhfegfg

    *flatlines*
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    Apr 10, 2013 12:10 PM GMT
    Isugemi saidJe crois plutôt qu'ils te font tourner en bourrique parce que les pubs/petites annonces ne sont pas super bien vues ici. Tu aurais peut-être plus de chances de trouver quelqu'un sur des sites comme Craigslist...
    En tout cas bonne continuation pour la guest house. J'adore la Bretagne, j'y ai passé le week-end d'ailleurs.


    Pour l'OP, la raison pour laquelle vous recevez tant d'hostilité parce qu'il ya beaucoup d'annonces ici similaires à la vôtre. Aucun d'entre eux sont légitimes, donc vous devez comprendre pourquoi les gens donnent des commentaires désagréables. Donc, je suis d'accord avec Isugemi que Craigslist est votre meilleure option. Soit dit en passant, Bretagne est belle!
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    Apr 10, 2013 12:27 PM GMT
    Je n'ai pas besoin d'un travail, mais

    your guesthouse looks like a great place to stay.

    Mes compliments à votre jardinier. Very beautiful.
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    Apr 10, 2013 7:11 PM GMT
    This give me opportunity to learn skill many French tongue, no?
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    Apr 10, 2013 10:37 PM GMT
    _SAGE_ said
    The 'exclusively gay clientèle' who frequent the 'spas' can be VERY demanding about the calibre of hired 'help', indeed.


    GORL wha'chu talkin bout, this is clearly about learning french icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 10, 2013 11:33 PM GMT
    Claystation said
    _SAGE_ said
    The 'exclusively gay clientèle' who frequent the 'spas' can be VERY demanding about the calibre of hired 'help', indeed.


    GORL wha'chu talkin bout, this is clearly about learning french icon_biggrin.gif


    Is that the name of a newfangled kinky position?

    Intrigue! =D
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    Apr 10, 2013 11:39 PM GMT
    _SAGE_ said
    Is that the name of a newfangled kinky position?

    Intrigue! =D


    clearly,

    its that thing, when a midget puts on a beret, and falls down a flight of stairs............in repose of course, he doesnt fall down them like some kind of commoner, and then when he reaches the bottom (where you will be waiting) he lands on your spine for the deepest of tissue massages
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    Apr 10, 2013 11:55 PM GMT
    Claystation said
    _SAGE_ said
    Is that the name of a newfangled kinky position?

    Intrigue! =D


    clearly,

    its that thing, when a midget puts on a beret, and falls down a flight of stairs............in repose of course, he doesnt fall down them like some kind of commoner, and then when he reaches the bottom (where you will be waiting) he lands on your spine for the deepest of tissue massages



    So long as the gravitational force inspired tissue massage is as deep as you say, I can certainly live with a displaced vertebrae or two.

    Sign me up, Monsieur! icon_cool.gif

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    Apr 11, 2013 12:01 AM GMT
    _SAGE_ said
    So long as the gravitational force inspired tissue massage is as deep as you say, I can certainly live with a displaced vertebrae or two.

    Sign me up, Monsieur! icon_cool.gif



    Imma have to get with my French sponsor guy, submit an applicat........I mean photo and see if you qualify, I'm gonna warn you though, you better be ready to learn some french
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    Apr 11, 2013 12:11 AM GMT
    Thank God for Google Translate. and to the OP, Isugemi and Erik101 are right.

    and good luck as well.
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    Apr 11, 2013 12:12 AM GMT
    Claystation said
    Imma have to get with my French sponsor guy, submit an applicat........I mean photo and see if you qualify, I'm gonna warn you though, you better be ready to learn some french


    I have a versatile portfolio of pictures just waiting to be submitted for such a prestigious and exciting opportunity as this. And as the highly competent and eager student that I am, I'm more than willing to learn a bit of the ol' francais, and even teach them a thing or two about the english stiff upper lip, amongst a few other cultural gems they might appreciate....

    When will I know if I filled the position?! =D