"My dick hurts."

  • MikeW

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    Apr 10, 2013 5:06 AM GMT
    That's what my locker neighbor, Sam, a 20 something frat boy, said in the locker room today. He didn't say it to me, exactly, as he was standing there in his tight undies with his hot carved torso, now toasty pink from having gotten just a *wee* bit too much sun earlier in the day. He didn't say it to anyone, really, although he was sort of chatting with two other of his frat bros.

    I looked at him with a bit of shock, "Well, thanks for sharing that, Sam. Is there anything I can do to help?"

    "Ah," he grinned (he knows I'm gay), "Yeah, I guess we should talk about that sometime," he laughed. Note, this was said with his two buddies right there but they were too involved in their own convo to even notice ours.

    About this time as I'm getting dressed, having just come from the shower, Sam gives one of his frat bros, the one wearing the bright red running shorts, a sound slap on the ass, "Ready teddy?," and off they all went to work out.

    Ah, another day at the gym. icon_razz.gif
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    Apr 10, 2013 10:54 PM GMT
    I just got the heebie jeeebies after reading that icon_neutral.gif
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    Apr 10, 2013 11:35 PM GMT
    so, very....wrong

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    Apr 10, 2013 11:38 PM GMT
    and yet, so very right....

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    Apr 10, 2013 11:42 PM GMT
    Claystation saidI just got the heebie jeeebies after reading that icon_neutral.gif


    ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

    Is this because the OP is 65..flirting with a 20 something guy??

    I thought the OP was respectful..I mean he might be older but he ain't dead.. !
    A hot guy is a hot guy..
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    Apr 10, 2013 11:50 PM GMT
    This story makes me angry...




    Sunburn? It was snowing last week where I live!
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    Apr 10, 2013 11:55 PM GMT
    hehehehe hehehe oh lordy!
  • MikeW

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    Apr 10, 2013 11:55 PM GMT
    Anocxu said
    Claystation saidI just got the heebie jeeebies after reading that icon_neutral.gif


    ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

    Is this because the OP is 65..flirting with a 20 something guy??

    I thought the OP was respectful..I mean he might be older but he ain't dead.. !
    A hot guy is a hot guy..

    I wondered the same thing.

    Yeah, I'm definitely not dead yet but, although there was a flirtatious element to it, I wasn't like hitting on him or anything. Sam and I are locker buddies and know one another pretty well. We've had several in-passing conversations over the past months. It was just so out of the blue, like 'wtf dude'? It was the slap on the butt that got me all hot and bothered, lol. I'm actually glad he feels that comfortable around me and with his mates.
  • MikeW

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    Apr 10, 2013 11:58 PM GMT
    bus9ja2d saidThis story makes me angry...

    Sunburn? It was snowing last week where I live!

    Been in the mid 70s last couple days here in the SF Bay Area. Was out nekid in the sun meself. icon_twisted.gif
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    Apr 10, 2013 11:58 PM GMT
    Anocxu said

    ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

    Is this because the OP is 65..flirting with a 20 something guy??

    I thought the OP was respectful..I mean he might be older but he ain't dead.. !
    A hot guy is a hot guy..


    Nope, awkward conversation is awkward conversation. Good try with the whole "lets spin this to an age thing" bullshit though
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    Apr 10, 2013 11:58 PM GMT
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    Apr 11, 2013 12:04 AM GMT
    MikeW said
    Anocxu said
    Claystation saidI just got the heebie jeeebies after reading that icon_neutral.gif


    ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

    Is this because the OP is 65..flirting with a 20 something guy??

    I thought the OP was respectful..I mean he might be older but he ain't dead.. !
    A hot guy is a hot guy..

    I wondered the same thing.

    Yeah, I'm definitely not dead yet but, although there was a flirtatious element to it, I wasn't like hitting on him or anything. Sam and I are locker buddies and know one another pretty well. We've had several in-passing conversations over the past months. It was just so out of the blue, like 'wtf dude'? It was the slap on the butt that got me all hot and bothered, lol. I'm actually glad he feels that comfortable around me and with his mates.


    I picked up on that..he was very comfortable around you..!!

    Ignore the negative posts..they are making you out to be a creep.. Just because of your age..

    ..Wanna hear something creepy..more than half the guys posting here ..have sucked a penis.. icon_eek.gif
  • MikeW

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    Apr 11, 2013 12:11 AM GMT
    Anocxu said..Wanna hear something creepy..more than half the guys posting here ..have sucked a penis.. icon_eek.gif

    No way. icon_razz.gif
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    Apr 11, 2013 12:19 AM GMT
    MikeW said
    Anocxu said..Wanna hear something creepy..more than half the guys posting here ..have sucked a penis.. icon_eek.gif

    No way. icon_razz.gif


    WAY !! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 11, 2013 12:22 AM GMT
    MikeW said
    I wondered the same thing.

    Yeah, I'm definitely not dead yet but, although there was a flirtatious element to it, I wasn't like hitting on him or anything. Sam and I are locker buddies and know one another pretty well. We've had several in-passing conversations over the past months. It was just so out of the blue, like 'wtf dude'? It was the slap on the butt that got me all hot and bothered, lol. I'm actually glad he feels that comfortable around me and with his mates.


    Flirting but not hitting on him, hot and bothered by a spanking and not to mention you drooling over how "he was standing there in his tight undies with his hot carved torso, now toasty pink from having gotten just a *wee* bit too much sun" icon_lol.gif What was I thinking? completely not awkward at all, especially given the subject of the conversation you shared icon_lol.gif I bet he's telling his friends this very same story as we speak, probably word for word icon_lol.gif

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    Apr 11, 2013 12:23 AM GMT
    Anocxu said
    Claystation saidI just got the heebie jeeebies after reading that icon_neutral.gif


    ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

    Is this because the OP is 65..flirting with a 20 something guy??

    I thought the OP was respectful..I mean he might be older but he ain't dead.. !
    A hot guy is a hot guy..


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  • MikeW

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    Apr 11, 2013 12:40 AM GMT
    Claystation said Flirting but not hitting on him, hot and bothered by a spanking and not to mention you drooling over how "he was standing there in his tight undies with his hot carved torso, now toasty pink from having gotten just a *wee* bit too much sun" icon_lol.gif What was I thinking? completely not awkward at all, especially given the subject of the conversation you shared icon_lol.gif I bet he's telling his friends this very same story as we speak, probably word for word icon_lol.gif

    Awkward how? No, I'm sure horsing around with his bros is an everyday occurrence in his life. It isn't in mine, though. That's what made it interesting. I felt 'included' not shunned like some old faggot. And yeah, of course, I noticed his hot bod. Jeebitz I *AM GAY*. What's wrong with that?
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    Apr 11, 2013 12:55 AM GMT
    MikeW said
    Claystation said Flirting but not hitting on him, hot and bothered by a spanking and not to mention you drooling over how "he was standing there in his tight undies with his hot carved torso, now toasty pink from having gotten just a *wee* bit too much sun" icon_lol.gif What was I thinking? completely not awkward at all, especially given the subject of the conversation you shared icon_lol.gif I bet he's telling his friends this very same story as we speak, probably word for word icon_lol.gif

    Awkward how? No, I'm sure horsing around with his bros is an everyday occurrence in his life. It isn't in mine, though. That's what made it interesting. I felt 'included' not shunned like some old faggot. And yeah, of course, I noticed his hot bod. Jeebitz I *AM GAY*. What's wrong with that?


    I get what you are saying about being included which is always cool, specially at the gym. And I am sure that the guys are not bothered at all by your comments, look where you live. Now if you were in Jacksonville,Fl , that comment probably wouldn't go over very well. My question, did you mean and what would you have done if he said yeah, let's go?


    ps.. it's a hot story, btw.
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    Apr 11, 2013 1:05 AM GMT
    Claystation said
    Anocxu said

    ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

    Is this because the OP is 65..flirting with a 20 something guy??

    I thought the OP was respectful..I mean he might be older but he ain't dead.. !
    A hot guy is a hot guy..


    Nope, awkward conversation is awkward conversation. Good try with the whole "lets spin this to an age thing" bullshit though


    ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
    Technically if we removed age from the equation...or leveled the field..your post would be entirely different... Right??

    See..Now your'e just being disrespectful icon_confused.gif

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    Apr 11, 2013 2:47 AM GMT
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    Apr 11, 2013 2:58 AM GMT
    Anocxu said

    ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
    Technically if we removed age from the equation...or leveled the field..your post would be entirely different... Right??

    See..Now your'e just being disrespectful icon_confused.gif



    No matter how you try to spin this, DJ McBullshit, awkward conversation is still awkward. OP says so himself that 20 something year old frat boy said something that HE DIDNT REALLY SAY TO ANYONE, maybe he was thinking out loud. The OP just happened to hear it. OP responded and now things are awkward. 20 something frat guy says "ah" not "totally man, my dick hurts, lets have a little dialogue about it" frat guy played it off. Its not like he went into some kind of dick hurting detail. IT WAS AWKWARD. Awkward conversation is awkward. Age out of the equation? You are the one who brought it in to the equation icon_rolleyes.gif Me being disrespectful? For what? Having an opinion? Should I get baby a bottle? icon_rolleyes.gif Build a bridge and get over it.
  • MikeW

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    Apr 11, 2013 3:19 AM GMT
    dudewithabeard saidMy question, did you mean and what would you have done if he said yeah, let's go?.

    No, I didn't mean it. I have been celibate for over a decade, fwiw, and am not into hook-ups. No chance he would say that in any case and I knew it. We're not friends, just locker neighbors, but like I said we've talked about all kinds of stuff, gym stuff, school, relationships, including his girl friend and my having outlived two partners. I wouldn't have said it if he were just some random guy I'd never had an interaction with.
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    Apr 11, 2013 3:32 AM GMT
    Claystation said
    Anocxu said

    ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
    Technically if we removed age from the equation...or leveled the field..your post would be entirely different... Right??

    See..Now your'e just being disrespectful icon_confused.gif



    No matter how you try to spin this, DJ McBullshit, awkward conversation is still awkward. OP says so himself that 20 something year old frat boy said something that HE DIDNT REALLY SAY TO ANYONE, maybe he was thinking out loud. The OP just happened to hear it. OP responded and now things are awkward. 20 something frat guy says "ah" not "totally man, my dick hurts, lets have a little dialogue about it" frat guy played it off. Its not like he went into some kind of dick hurting detail. IT WAS AWKWARD. Awkward conversation is awkward. Age out of the equation? You are the one who brought it in to the equation icon_rolleyes.gif Me being disrespectful? For what? Having an opinion? Should I get baby a bottle? icon_rolleyes.gif Build a bridge and get over it.


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    You sound mad??..
    DJ Mcbullshit??.. Maybe 2 cups less vanilla??

    How old are you.. ???
    You are so bent out of shape to prove your point..What was that 500 words..
    A right fighter huh??..

    Kisses...ROTFL..

    OP.. Look at the posts below everyone else knew what he was implying..

    Mike.. I have read your posts..You are always kind , respectful and sincere..
    Thank you !!

    DJ Mcbullshit Has Spoken !
  • MikeW

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    Apr 11, 2013 3:42 AM GMT
    Anocxu saidMike.. I have read your posts..You are always kind , respectful and sincere.

    LOL, thanks, but not *always* just most of the time.
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    Apr 11, 2013 3:45 AM GMT
    It's funny to read threads written by guys who are dumbstruck at things hot young guys say these days. It's even funnier to know that he probably thinks he might have a chance with that hot young guy who said the word "dick" while speaking to him. icon_wink.gif