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  • jeffjones

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    Apr 11, 2013 2:07 AM GMT
    I'm sort of new to anal sex and was wondering what techniques some of you use to cleanse yourself for blessed event other than enemas.
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    Apr 11, 2013 2:11 AM GMT
    ...ever prep to have a Colonoscopy? same idea, maybe not as extreme.
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    Apr 11, 2013 2:17 AM GMT
    http://www.stockroom.com/The-Shur-Shot-P1574.aspx


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    Apr 11, 2013 2:20 AM GMT
    Oh well you know, you can use a douche, that or you can go "organic" and use vegetables like cucumbers, carrots, a banana (though I don't recommend it since it is a might get smushed, use a thick ass Plantain banana), celery since it has that cusp shape you can use it to just scrape that shit all up..(no pun intended, well, okay, maybe a little). You can use the tip end of a glass beer bottle, pretty much anything cylindrical, and you're good to go.
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    Apr 11, 2013 2:23 AM GMT
    be a top...
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    Apr 11, 2013 2:55 AM GMT
    Call a plumber. They're great at cleaning pipes.
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    Apr 11, 2013 2:58 AM GMT
    a shower?
  • AMoonHawk

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    Apr 11, 2013 2:58 AM GMT

    http://www.manhub.com/watch/25646/the-shower-douche-a-how-to-video/
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    Apr 11, 2013 3:02 AM GMT
    jeffjones saidI'm sort of new to anal sex and was wondering what techniques some of you use to cleanse yourself for blessed event other than enemas.


    "blessed event"???.......will I see the Baby Jeebus once I give up my hole?!!

    ( mama said it would be like this!! )
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    Apr 11, 2013 3:03 AM GMT
    GordHunter said
    jeffjones saidI'm sort of new to anal sex and was wondering what techniques some of you use to cleanse yourself for blessed event other than enemas.


    "blessed event"???.......will I see the Baby Jeebus once I give up my hole?!!

    ( mama said it would be like this!! )
    No, but you might see the 18 year old Jesus (the Latino version, that is...)
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    Apr 11, 2013 3:05 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    GordHunter said
    jeffjones saidI'm sort of new to anal sex and was wondering what techniques some of you use to cleanse yourself for blessed event other than enemas.


    "blessed event"???.......will I see the Baby Jeebus once I give up my hole?!!

    ( mama said it would be like this!! )
    No, but you might see the 18 year old Jesus (the Latino version, that is...)




    as long as I can still be absolved and still go to heaven....?
  • Apparition

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    Apr 11, 2013 3:58 AM GMT
    go to the bathroom about an hour before seems to work for anyone i ever dated.
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    Apr 11, 2013 4:00 AM GMT
    GordHunter said
    paulflexes said
    GordHunter said
    jeffjones saidI'm sort of new to anal sex and was wondering what techniques some of you use to cleanse yourself for blessed event other than enemas.


    "blessed event"???.......will I see the Baby Jeebus once I give up my hole?!!

    ( mama said it would be like this!! )
    No, but you might see the 18 year old Jesus (the Latino version, that is...)




    as long as I can still be absolved and still go to heaven....?
    Why would you want to listen to boring harps playing and see dead beheaded people you never knew...for all of eternity? That sounds morbidly horrific! icon_eek.gif
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    Apr 11, 2013 6:45 AM GMT
    Sporty_g said...ever prep to have a Colonoscopy? same idea, maybe not as extreme.


    Um....no! Prepping for a colonoscopy means you have to drink that GoLightly crap! Not a good idea because it makes you shit water for the entire day!

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    Apr 11, 2013 1:15 PM GMT
    dudewithabeard saidhttp://www.stockroom.com/The-Shur-Shot-P1574.aspx





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  • mybud

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    Jul 13, 2015 12:51 AM GMT
    Eat a mixture of smashed pinto beans and sand, and wash it down with 3 pots of extremely strong coffee.