ghost stories

  • nefficles

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    Apr 16, 2013 5:54 AM GMT
    every culture has ghost stories or wise tales.

    today i give you the story of the selener

    Based on a popular folk tale of unknown origins, the selener has recently surfaced back into modern pop culture fame.

    It has been said, that once a young man comes of age and starts looking for sexual partners, he will be able to summon the selener from it's slumber. The real danger lies ahead for the selener's victims. Male or female, the selener will come to devour the sexual partner of any male that has performed her summoning ritual. The summoner must first present his buns to her....soon after the wiener appears...the sexual partner must keep an eye out for selener at all times.





















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  • nefficles

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    Apr 16, 2013 6:10 AM GMT
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    Apr 16, 2013 7:06 AM GMT
    I'm not sure why that made me laugh so hard. That is too funny. icon_lol.gif
  • nefficles

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    Apr 16, 2013 9:15 AM GMT
    Slim2010 saidI'm not sure why that made me laugh so hard. That is too funny. icon_lol.gif


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