Embarrassing Gay Moments

  • GQjock

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    Apr 19, 2013 8:06 PM GMT
    We've all had them and I have had my share as well

    My Last one was last weekend in an H&M store
    If you've ever been in one you know that they are busy and have a line of people waiting to get in
    I had a few things to try on .... along with a pair of skinny jeans
    Now one thing I have is a nice pair of legs ... but I am blessed and cursed with very developed calves
    People in the gym will ask me what I do to get them like that .....

    makes for a nice look in jeans '
    well I tried the skinny jeans on ..... and I COULDN'T get them off icon_eek.gif

    The more I pushed and pulled the worse it got and hopping around just made the muscles in my calves get bigger
    I was panicking .... I waved my BF in ..... and the twinky Queen handing out the number cards gave us a look
    My BF laughed and said I was going to have to buy the jeans and work out with them but he stopped laughing when he saw that he couldn't get them off either
    He pulled and pulled ......
    THEN ... with one last tug they came loose and he went flying backward through the curtain and out in the hallway in front of the line of people icon_rolleyes.gif

    I was drenched and red faced from the exerrtion and embarrassment
    It must have looked like we were having gang bang sex in the fitting room

    That was a walk of shame and a half .....
    I wanted to say .... but it was the pants ... I couldn't get my pants of

    But that would have made it a lot worse

    You guys have any similar stories?
    Spill it here ... so I don't feel so bad
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    Apr 19, 2013 8:15 PM GMT
    Oh yikes, changing room horror stories.

    I was enjoying a running commentary as I tried on some 501s.

    "Hey these are OK. My butt looks pretty good (slaps butt noisily for Bill who was on other side of door).
    "They're a little tight in the crotch though...do I sound like Minnie mouse?" I laugh. Then I say, "Come in and check it out." and swung the door open to a perfectly strange man standing there with his wife. icon_redface.gif

    Bill had wandered off to check out shirts. icon_lol.gif



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    Apr 19, 2013 8:38 PM GMT
    I was at my favorite clothing store Ross's my sister was helping me try on some pants.

    Me: How my booty look in these? It look gud

    Sis: Yea. Nice and phat

    Shoppers: o_0
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    Apr 19, 2013 10:20 PM GMT
    You waited in line to get into a store?
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    Apr 20, 2013 12:17 AM GMT
    Hmm. Most embarrassing? Was when my sister called me to come home at once. I got there around 3-4 a.m. My mom was waiting for me in the living room with the lights off which came on right when i started creeping up the stairs (kinda like those movies where someone walks in and tries to be as quiet as he can and then the light flicks on). Well apparently I forgot to put away my gay porn magazine and left it on my bed. I was freshly 18 and that's when she found out I was gay.
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    Apr 20, 2013 12:22 AM GMT
    BeginnerMonster saidHmm. Most embarrassing? Was when my sister called me to come home at once. I got there around 3-4 a.m. My mom was waiting for me in the living room with the lights off which came on right when i started creeping up the stairs (kinda like those movies where someone walks in and tries to be as quiet as he can and then the light flicks on). Well apparently I forgot to put away my gay porn magazine and left it on my bed. I was freshly 18 and that's when she found out I was gay.

    That really needs a dénouement. So what happened?
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    Apr 20, 2013 12:36 AM GMT
    I went to a seminar once discussing different behaviours etc all very drull. I started pissing myself laughing when the tean leader started suggesting CBT as a method of therapy, and I couldnt stop laughing

    CBT Cognitive behavioural therapy, or Cock and ball torture
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    Apr 20, 2013 1:37 AM GMT
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    BeginnerMonster saidHmm. Most embarrassing? Was when my sister called me to come home at once. I got there around 3-4 a.m. My mom was waiting for me in the living room with the lights off which came on right when i started creeping up the stairs (kinda like those movies where someone walks in and tries to be as quiet as he can and then the light flicks on). Well apparently I forgot to put away my gay porn magazine and left it on my bed. I was freshly 18 and that's when she found out I was gay.

    That really needs a dénouement. So what happened?


    She asked me where I had been all night to which I replied, "I was out with some friends". She had such a serious expression... so I knew something was up. I started going up the stairs when she pulled out the magazine and started asking me questions. Well, not really asking, more like...demanding answers. I just walked up the stairs and was about to open the door to my room when my sister came out (she's 4 yrs older than me) and asked me if I was okay. We exchanged a few words when I heard the stairs creaking and I just snapped my attention back at my sister. LOL..I must've had a shocked expression because the next thing that happened will always make me laugh. My sister pushed me back, through my open bedroom door. She locked it from the inside and told me not to come out and then she shut the door. I could hear my mom's voice escalating every time my sister would interrupt her to defend me. She calmed her down and...well...nobody cares that I'm gay anymore. I'm just..Ger
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    Apr 20, 2013 1:48 AM GMT
    BeginnerMonster said
    ART_DECO said
    That really needs a dénouement. So what happened?

    She asked me where I had been all night to which I replied, "I was out with some friends". She had such a serious expression... so I knew something was up. I started going up the stairs when she pulled out the magazine and started asking me questions. Well, not really asking, more like...demanding answers. I just walked up the stairs and was about to open the door to my room when my sister came out (she's 4 yrs older than me) and asked me if I was okay. We exchanged a few words when I heard the stairs creaking and I just snapped my attention back at my sister. LOL..I must've had a shocked expression because the next thing that happened will always make me laugh. My sister pushed me back, through my open bedroom door. She locked it from the inside and told me not to come out and then she shut the door. I could hear my mom's voice escalating every time my sister would interrupt her to defend me. She calmed her down and...well...nobody cares that I'm gay anymore. I'm just..Ger

    Still living at home, or are you free of that scene? Seems like you have a great sister, hope she's still on your side.

    My sister was the opposite. She sat me down one night, after our mother had died and our father was terminally ill. She told me our parents had known I was gay from my childhood, and they had told her about it when I entered the US Army at 20, and she was 17. I had never come out to any of them, and had only been out to myself 2 years earlier, at 45.

    She explained in great detail why she hated me, my being gay just one of the many reasons. Our father died not long after, and following his funeral I never spoke to her again, now 16 years ago. I'd like to have had a sister like yours, but I didn't get one. icon_sad.gif
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    Apr 20, 2013 2:08 AM GMT
    I'm sorry to hear that icon_sad.gif
    What knocked some sense into my mom was what my sister told her, "If you can't accept Ger for who he is...you're going to lose a son"
    On another note, I've got 6 sisters and 2 brothers.


    I'm not living at home anymore.

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    Apr 20, 2013 2:12 AM GMT
    yiboz saidI went to a seminar once discussing different behaviours etc all very drull. I started pissing myself laughing when the tean leader started suggesting CBT as a method of therapy, and I couldnt stop laughing

    CBT Cognitive behavioural therapy, or Cock and ball torture


    That's what that means!? Now i will never be able hear CBT during class without feeling gross.
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    Apr 20, 2013 3:57 AM GMT
    My most embarrassing moment?

    At the ripe age of 18, I worked at a gas station. I was the only employee there that day and business was slow. It never failed if my package rubbed the counter at the cash register. I would instantly get a boner. Miss those days. :p Anyways, I decided to go to the men's restroom to take care of it. As I proceeded to fist hump in front of the mirror of the sinks, a man, about 40ish, opens the door and his jaw just about dropped to the floor as he witnessed my talented action. He proceeded to pass by behind me to get to the urinals. I quickly cleaned up to return to the cash register. Guess who had to ring up his gas purchase? Yep....that's my most embarrassing moment.
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    Apr 20, 2013 4:02 AM GMT
    ChrisInCO saidMy most embarrassing moment?

    At the ripe age of 18, I worked at a gas station. I was the only employee there that day and business was slow. It never failed if my package rubbed the counter at the cash register. I would instantly get a boner. Miss those days. :p Anyways, I decided to go to the men's restroom to take care of it. As I proceeded to fist hump in front of the mirror of the sinks, a man, about 40ish, opens the door and his jaw just about dropped to the floor as he witnessed my talented action. He proceeded to pass by behind me to get to the urinals. I quickly cleaned up to return to the cash register. Guess who had to ring up his gas purchase? Yep....that's my most embarrassing moment.


    This is the funniest shit ever. Seriously. Omg. I die.
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    Apr 20, 2013 4:07 AM GMT
    running11 saidThis is the funniest shit ever. Seriously. Omg. I die.


    Yeah, I just about did. I was a late bloomer (24). At that same job, I had a guy call the store up and asked if I was the same guy he saw about 2 hours earlier. I said, yep, that's me. He asked if I remembered him and asked if he could meet me around back of the building to give me a blow job. Since I hadn't messed around at that point, I figured it was entrapment and told him to go blow himself. :p

    Another guy that worked there and about my age that I figured was straight was so freaking hot looking. I always wanted to try something with him in the backroom, but I never had the balls to approach him.
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    Apr 20, 2013 4:12 AM GMT
    I had recently arrived back from New York after living there for a while and I was in the mall shopping. I ran into a girl who I told months previously I loved and wanted to start a family with and she told me she was getting married. She asked me if I had anyone and I said I hadn't met the right man or woman yet. She then exclaimed 'you like penis!' with an echo to boot. All eyes were on me.

    Years after work as we were waiting for our bus I pointed out a cute guy I liked to her. She then said the following speech verbatim:

    'You know I can see why a man would prefer sex with another. A man has more muscles in his jaw than a woman. A man's bootyhole is always going to be more tighter and compact that a woman's vagina. I'm sure it feels good and some men may not even be gay but just like the feeling' and as he passed on his bike she said within earshot of him 'he looks like one of them nasty men who'd put his dick in a boy's bootyhole just cause it feels good'. He turned around and I wanted to die.

    We were on the bus on our way home work when she said 'Isaiah I want to see you explore another man's body. I'm curious as to how this works. I wanna watch. I am so serious'. This was in response to me telling her I just had sex with a guy at the college.

    One time while doing homework she asked me if I ever wanted kids and I said yes. She said 'Isaiah if you ever meet the man of your dreams I would be honored to be the vessel through which your gaybies are given life'

    All comments were made extremely loudly with a lot of people staring.

    I win.
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    Apr 20, 2013 4:13 AM GMT
    I guess I would try skinny jeans even more and hopefully if it happens to the point that people would stare something judgemental at me I would say, can you handle it? icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 20, 2013 11:06 AM GMT
    GQjock -- pics of those calves, please!
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    Apr 20, 2013 12:09 PM GMT
    MashogaNubianPrince said
    "...A man's bootyhole is always going to be more tighter and compact that a woman's vagina. I'm sure it feels good and some men may not even be gay but just like the feeling' and as he passed on his bike she said within earshot of him 'he looks like one of them nasty men who'd put his dick in a boy's bootyhole just cause it feels good'. He turned around and I wanted to die.

    We were on the bus on our way home work when she said 'Isaiah I want to see you explore another man's body. I'm curious as to how this works. I wanna watch. I am so serious'. This was in response to me telling her I just had sex with a guy at the college.

    One time while doing homework she asked me if I ever wanted kids and I said yes. She said 'Isaiah if you ever meet the man of your dreams I would be honored to be the vessel through which your gaybies are given life'

    All comments were made extremely loudly with a lot of people staring.

    I win.

    You may win this thread, but I'm not sure if you win with this "vessel". She does sound more than a bit unconventional & uninhibited, to say the least. icon_eek.gif
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    Apr 20, 2013 3:48 PM GMT
    In 1973 I took my motorcycle onto Virginia Key, which is south of Miami Beach, off the causeway to Key Biscayne. It looked attractive as I rode the causeway, and I was trying to find a quiet beach to take a dip, so I pulled off.

    I put on my swimsuit at a beach changing station, but the place was mostly deserted, so I sat on the sand for a bit alone, and swam a little, then went inside to shower before dressing.

    For some reason I got a hardon in the changing room. I was 24, and that could still happen to me. I was also wearing my sunglasses, having forgotten my regular glasses in another bag on my bike. I couldn't see a thing in the dim light, all the overhead lights turned off, and if I lowered my prescription sunglasses I still couldn't see, nearly blind without correction.

    So I'm stumbling around in the changing station, hands out like a blind man, trying to find a light switch, my dick sticking out as well. And suddenly I hear this laughter, and make out another naked guy in the gang shower. He's looking at me and my stiffie, and just laughing like crazy. I'm sure I made quite a sight, stumbling around with my hands out, naked except for sunglasses and rigid as a pole.

    I abandoned the idea of a shower and got dressed as fast as I could and fled outside. I rode back to my sister's home where I was staying on vacation.

    Later I told her I had found a nice quiet beach on Virginia Key that I liked. "Virginia Key???" she replied with shock. "That's the gay beach! What were YOU doing there?"

    "Ahhh... it just looked nice, I had gone out to the Key Biscayne park to see the lighthouse." So now I'm embarrassed twice due to that beach.

    She looked at me funny, in a way I didn't fully understand. Until over 20 years later when she told me our parents had told her, just 3 years earlier in 1970, that they knew I was gay. And so I visit her in Florida, and promptly go to one of the most infamous gay beaches of that period. Which I later learned could also be guerrilla nude, but unfortunately I didn't see that. icon_sad.gif
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    Apr 20, 2013 9:36 PM GMT
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    MashogaNubianPrince said
    "...A man's bootyhole is always going to be more tighter and compact that a woman's vagina. I'm sure it feels good and some men may not even be gay but just like the feeling' and as he passed on his bike she said within earshot of him 'he looks like one of them nasty men who'd put his dick in a boy's bootyhole just cause it feels good'. He turned around and I wanted to die.

    We were on the bus on our way home work when she said 'Isaiah I want to see you explore another man's body. I'm curious as to how this works. I wanna watch. I am so serious'. This was in response to me telling her I just had sex with a guy at the college.

    One time while doing homework she asked me if I ever wanted kids and I said yes. She said 'Isaiah if you ever meet the man of your dreams I would be honored to be the vessel through which your gaybies are given life'

    All comments were made extremely loudly with a lot of people staring.

    I win.

    You may win this thread, but I'm not sure if you win with this "vessel". She does sound more than a bit unconventional & uninhibited, to say the least. icon_eek.gif


    She is but she's supportive. She's a hood chick from Miami, the hood of Miami. Liberty City. Lol she is just rough around the edges. I'm a little curious to how she'll react when she meets my boyfriend. She and I have been friends for years. Even if we lose contact we pick up where we left off. We started talking because I wanted to sleep with her when I thought I liked women. I remember after three months of knowing her I told her I wanted to carry my baby. She responded with 'I'm tired right now. Try again later'
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    Apr 20, 2013 9:50 PM GMT
    MashogaNubianPrince said
    ART_DECO said
    You may win this thread, but I'm not sure if you win with this "vessel". She does sound more than a bit unconventional & uninhibited, to say the least. icon_eek.gif

    She is but she's supportive. She's a hood chick from Miami, the hood of Miami. Liberty City. Lol she is just rough around the edges. I'm a little curious to how she'll react when she meets my boyfriend. She and I have been friends for years. Even if we lose contact we pick up where we left off. We started talking because I wanted to sleep with her when I thought I liked women. I remember after three months of knowing her I told her I wanted to carry my baby. She responded with 'I'm tired right now. Try again later'

    There are people who are originals. As long as you're cool with her, I have nothing more to say. icon_neutral.gif
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    Apr 20, 2013 9:59 PM GMT
    GQjock saidWe've all had them and I have had my share as well

    My Last one was last weekend in an H&M store
    If you've ever been in one you know that they are busy and have a line of people waiting to get in
    I had a few things to try on .... along with a pair of skinny jeans
    Now one thing I have is a nice pair of legs ... but I am blessed and cursed with very developed calves
    People in the gym will ask me what I do to get them like that .....

    makes for a nice look in jeans '
    well I tried the skinny jeans on ..... and I COULDN'T get them off icon_eek.gif

    The more I pushed and pulled the worse it got and hopping around just made the muscles in my calves get bigger
    I was panicking .... I waved my BF in ..... and the twinky Queen handing out the number cards gave us a look
    My BF laughed and said I was going to have to buy the jeans and work out with them but he stopped laughing when he saw that he couldn't get them off either
    He pulled and pulled ......
    THEN ... with one last tug they came loose and he went flying backward through the curtain and out in the hallway in front of the line of people icon_rolleyes.gif

    I was drenched and red faced from the exerrtion and embarrassment
    It must have looked like we were having gang bang sex in the fitting room

    That was a walk of shame and a half .....
    I wanted to say .... but it was the pants ... I couldn't get my pants of

    But that would have made it a lot worse

    You guys have any similar stories?
    Spill it here ... so I don't feel so bad




    ROTFL This is by far the funniest thing i have ever heard. I can't even imagine having to go through that ordeal. but on a side note that's what you get for buying skinny jeans. ha ha ha
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    Apr 20, 2013 10:05 PM GMT
    ChrisInCO saidMy most embarrassing moment?

    At the ripe age of 18, I worked at a gas station. I was the only employee there that day and business was slow. It never failed if my package rubbed the counter at the cash register. I would instantly get a boner. Miss those days. :p Anyways, I decided to go to the men's restroom to take care of it. As I proceeded to fist hump in front of the mirror of the sinks, a man, about 40ish, opens the door and his jaw just about dropped to the floor as he witnessed my talented action. He proceeded to pass by behind me to get to the urinals. I quickly cleaned up to return to the cash register. Guess who had to ring up his gas purchase? Yep....that's my most embarrassing moment.
    ROTFL ok this is my new funniest thing I ever heard. I would have been mortified.
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    Apr 20, 2013 10:07 PM GMT
    ART_DECO said
    MashogaNubianPrince said
    ART_DECO said
    You may win this thread, but I'm not sure if you win with this "vessel". She does sound more than a bit unconventional & uninhibited, to say the least. icon_eek.gif

    She is but she's supportive. She's a hood chick from Miami, the hood of Miami. Liberty City. Lol she is just rough around the edges. I'm a little curious to how she'll react when she meets my boyfriend. She and I have been friends for years. Even if we lose contact we pick up where we left off. We started talking because I wanted to sleep with her when I thought I liked women. I remember after three months of knowing her I told her I wanted to carry my baby. She responded with 'I'm tired right now. Try again later'

    There are people who are originals. As long as you're cool with her, I have nothing more to say. icon_neutral.gif


    She's a very good friend. She was very supportive when I came out of the closet despite being a firm christian
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    Apr 20, 2013 10:17 PM GMT
    MashogaNubianPrince saidI had recently arrived back from New York after living there for a while and I was in the mall shopping. I ran into a girl who I told months previously I loved and wanted to start a family with and she told me she was getting married. She asked me if I had anyone and I said I hadn't met the right man or woman yet. She then exclaimed 'you like penis!' with an echo to boot. All eyes were on me.

    Years after work as we were waiting for our bus I pointed out a cute guy I liked to her. She then said the following speech verbatim:

    'You know I can see why a man would prefer sex with another. A man has more muscles in his jaw than a woman. A man's bootyhole is always going to be more tighter and compact that a woman's vagina. I'm sure it feels good and some men may not even be gay but just like the feeling' and as he passed on his bike she said within earshot of him 'he looks like one of them nasty men who'd put his dick in a boy's bootyhole just cause it feels good'. He turned around and I wanted to die.

    We were on the bus on our way home work when she said 'Isaiah I want to see you explore another man's body. I'm curious as to how this works. I wanna watch. I am so serious'. This was in response to me telling her I just had sex with a guy at the college.

    One time while doing homework she asked me if I ever wanted kids and I said yes. She said 'Isaiah if you ever meet the man of your dreams I would be honored to be the vessel through which your gaybies are given life'

    All comments were made extremely loudly with a lot of people staring.

    I win.
    ha ha ha i think i know your friend. is her name tanya and is she from ohio? ha ha ha damn, i swear i have a friend exactly like that. but none of that has happened to me. ha ha ha omg that is hilarious