The why-don't-white-guys-like-me-wa-wa thread to end all threads

  • Eli_jah

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    Apr 21, 2013 6:03 AM GMT
    Okay, black guys, here are the kinds of white men who like you:

    Red Headed Guys (including hot ones, don't worry)
    Russian guys (yes, those russian mens love black men)
    Italians (not the Americanized ones)
    English guys (English men LOVE black men)
    European men in general (I'm telling you MOVE overseas if you are so adamant about attracting "white" men - "white" being a purely American phenomenon)
    Arabic/Middle Eastern Men

    Asian guys (East, South East and South), here are the kinds of "white" men who like you:

    White guys (including American white guys): TRUST ME, just like het white men prefer asian women over any other race, the incidence of gay white men dating and marrying asian men (East, South East and South Asian) is increasing.
    English guys love South Asian men.
    Australian guys love East Asian men.
    Canadian guys (I should know) also love East Asian men and black Carribean guys

    Latin Guys
    EVERYBODY LOVES YOU (and this is why we never hear any complaints from your end)

    PLEASE USE THIS VALUABLE INFORMATION. I DON'T WANNA SEE ANYMORE WA-WA THREADS, OKAY, POR FAVOR. GRACIAS.

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    Apr 21, 2013 6:36 AM GMT
    NeutralObserver saidLatin Guys
    EVERYBODY LOVES YOU
    all the latinos i have met have been dumb as fuck so i ain't even tried to tap dat
  • Eli_jah

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    Apr 21, 2013 6:43 AM GMT
    McQueen said
    NeutralObserver saidLatin Guys
    EVERYBODY LOVES YOU
    all the latinos i have met have been dumb as fuck so i ain't even tried to tap dat


    Ha ha, oh my fucking god, I think you're... right (THAT'S RACIST) icon_lol.gif
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    Apr 21, 2013 6:56 AM GMT
    There's some validity to this. I'm good friends with a few sexy British. I've caught the attention of more too. Australian included. Great post lol
  • Eli_jah

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    Apr 21, 2013 7:20 AM GMT
    Ant94538 saidThere's some validity to this. I'm good friends with a few sexy British. I've caught the attention of more too. Australian included. Great post lol
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  • Eli_jah

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    Apr 21, 2013 7:22 AM GMT
    McQueen said
    NeutralObserver saidLatin Guys
    EVERYBODY LOVES YOU
    all the latinos i have met have been dumb as fuck so i ain't even tried to tap dat


    I changed gingers to red headed guys. I sorry, mea culpa icon_redface.gif
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    Apr 21, 2013 7:26 AM GMT
    McQueen said
    NeutralObserver saidLatin Guys
    EVERYBODY LOVES YOU
    all the latinos i have met have been dumb as fuck so i ain't even tried to tap dat


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    Apr 21, 2013 7:56 AM GMT
    NeutralObserver said
    Ant94538 saidThere's some validity to this. I'm good friends with a few sexy British. I've caught the attention of more too. Australian included. Great post lol
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    I'll only say very plausible lol
  • Generaleclect...

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    Apr 21, 2013 8:44 AM GMT
    There's a (kinda eerie) truth to this - well, at least in my limited experience with white guys.

    Though I know it won't happen (with the lack of moderation on these forums), it would be nice to have something like this as a sticky. icon_razz.gif
  • LoveAndPeace

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    Apr 21, 2013 2:24 PM GMT
    Everything is so right..
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    Apr 21, 2013 2:27 PM GMT
    You left out Middle Eastern and Arabic men.
  • Eli_jah

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    Apr 21, 2013 4:05 PM GMT
    MashogaNubianPrince saidYou left out Middle Eastern and Arabic men.


    Yes, I will add them.
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    Apr 21, 2013 4:20 PM GMT
    NeutralObserver said
    MashogaNubianPrince saidYou left out Middle Eastern and Arabic men.


    Yes, I will add them.


    Lol get on it.

    Also add rednecks to the list of guys who like black men. You'd be surprised shug bug.
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    Apr 21, 2013 5:56 PM GMT
    I don't really care if no one likes me though icon_razz.gif
  • TroyAthlete

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    Apr 22, 2013 12:20 AM GMT
    Ha. This is funny.

    You left out "older" guys and Australians (they love them some black men) In all seriousness, this is a uniquely American age 18-40 phenomenon. Get outside the bubble and travel low-self-esteemed minorities: you'll quickly learn it's not about you, it's about them.
  • deep388

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    Apr 22, 2013 12:24 AM GMT
    [quote][cite]NeutralObserver said[/cite]Okay, black guys, here are the kinds of white men who like you:

    Red Headed Guys (including hot ones, don't worry)
    Russian guys (yes, those russian mens love black men)
    Italians (not the Americanized ones)
    English guys (English men LOVE black men)
    European men in general (I'm telling you MOVE overseas if you are so adamant about attracting "white" men - "white" being a purely American phenomenon)
    Arabic/Middle Eastern Men

    Asian guys (East, South East and South), here are the kinds of "white" men who like you:

    White guys (including American white guys): TRUST ME, just like het white men prefer asian women over any other race, the incidence of gay white men dating and marrying asian men (East, South East and South Asian) is increasing.
    English guys love South Asian men.
    Australian guys love East Asian men.
    Canadian guys (I should know) also love East Asian men and black Carribean guys

    Latin Guys
    EVERYBODY LOVES YOU (and this is why we never hear any complaints from your end)

    PLEASE USE THIS VALUABLE INFORMATION. I DON'T WANNA SEE ANYMORE WA-WA THREADS, OKAY, POR FAVOR. GRACIAS.



    I actually get hit on by arab men a lot. Going to Europe this year shall be interesting, I want to see if I will be all the rage with my dark brown sugar tan.
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    Apr 22, 2013 12:27 AM GMT
    That list is too optimistic. icon_neutral.gif
  • kevmoran

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    Apr 22, 2013 3:15 AM GMT
    McQueen said
    NeutralObserver saidLatin Guys
    EVERYBODY LOVES YOU
    all the latinos i have met have been dumb as fuck so i ain't even tried to tap dat

    When I first saw this I was like MCQUEEN! DAS RACIST!! Then I thought about it and chokelaughed and omg I can't it's so true.

    Correction: It's just the cute ones.
  • TroyAthlete

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    Apr 22, 2013 3:32 AM GMT
    kevmoran said

    Correction: It's just the cute ones.


    That holds true for all races.
  • kevmoran

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    Apr 22, 2013 3:35 AM GMT
    TroyAthlete said
    kevmoran said

    Correction: It's just the cute ones.


    That holds true for all races.

    Yea nevermind I can't even disagree.

    #boyssuck
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    Apr 22, 2013 4:15 AM GMT
    Australian guys love East Asian men.

    Really?
  • Eli_jah

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    Apr 22, 2013 2:20 PM GMT
    gayusasian82 saidAustralian guys love East Asian men.

    Really?


    It sure seemsthat way. It is pretty common for English guys to date black (Carribean usually) guys and South Asian guys and Australians to have East Asian boyfriends. Don't know how it works in the het community.
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    Apr 22, 2013 9:20 PM GMT
    Now the real question is where are the Black men who are into Black men?
  • TroyAthlete

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    Apr 23, 2013 2:36 AM GMT
    Brotha_D saidNow the real question is where are the Black men who are into Black men?


    *crickets*
  • TroyAthlete

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    Apr 23, 2013 4:18 AM GMT
    yourname2000 said
    TroyAthlete said
    Brotha_D saidNow the real question is where are the Black men who are into Black men?


    *crickets*

    Ehem....... http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/3150246


    Well duh, we (meaning black men like Kerry Rhoades) all want a black dude or two on the side that is unknown to the world (like Kerry Rhoades's scorned ex). Gotta get A+ sex from somewhere, and let's face it: black dudes are just better at it. We gotta have dem white mens on our arms publicly for internal and external validation and approval.

    On second thought, this is not at all unlike how black gays are used as sex objects by every race.

    Nevermind, carry on!

    /end sarc