Create Your Own Cosmo Sex Tips.

  • nefficles

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    Apr 24, 2013 3:52 AM GMT
    Create your own funny cosmo sex tip!

    Cosmo Sex Tip #37

    when you grab his shaft yell

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    now you try! and have fun with it icon_razz.gif

    here are some more examples:

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  • nefficles

    Posts: 511

    Apr 24, 2013 4:08 AM GMT
    Cosmo Sex Tip #24

    when you slip your dick in, whisper in their ear "Tsahaylu....make the bond"

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  • South_Howler

    Posts: 46

    Apr 24, 2013 5:19 AM GMT
    I want to use this - but I don't know how to make a cosmo sex tip...

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    Apr 24, 2013 5:30 AM GMT
    A proper bottom never eats after 8 pm. And ALWAYS carries wet wipes in their purse.

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  • nefficles

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    Apr 24, 2013 5:37 AM GMT
    South_Howler saidI want to use this - but I don't know how to make a cosmo sex tip...

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    Cosmo Sex Tip #58

    roll them over and make them watch a jim carrey movie while you eat their ass.

    make the bitch giggle while you give em a nibble
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  • nefficles

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    Apr 24, 2013 5:39 AM GMT
    jmusmc85 saidA proper bottom never eats after 8 pm. And ALWAYS carries wet wipes in their purse.

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    that chipmunk makes me feel dirty hahaha
  • nefficles

    Posts: 511

    Apr 24, 2013 10:29 PM GMT
    Cosmo sex tip #30:

    "gotta catch em all" is not a good mantra for sex.

    1. You ain't no sex master who had to defeat the league of sluts
    2. STDs aren't Pokemon kids. Mkay.
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    Apr 24, 2013 11:49 PM GMT
    A wel prepared bottom always has a post coitus BLT sandwich waiting for their top.
  • calibro

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    Apr 25, 2013 1:17 AM GMT
    tip 58554:

    posting a pic of your prolapsed anus will get a guy's attention

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  • calibro

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    Apr 25, 2013 1:22 AM GMT
    tip 485738

    introducing a white virgin bottom to bbc takes time

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    Apr 25, 2013 1:28 AM GMT
    For the Monogamous couples

    Cosmo Sex Tip #28

    Make sure you're lover ejaculates....on the inside.......icon_twisted.gif
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    Apr 25, 2013 2:48 AM GMT
    calibro saidtip 58554:

    posting a pic of your prolapsed anus will get a guy's attention

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    Aw puppies!
  • nefficles

    Posts: 511

    May 02, 2013 8:53 AM GMT
    Cosmo Sex Tip #421

    Make sure to reward them with something special

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